Friday, December 24, 2010

A Song For Christmas

(Sung to the tune of, "Here Comes Santa Claus")

Here comes Santa Claus
Stinkin' Santa Claus
Screw the "Ho Ho Ho"
Fake beard and suit
Wife thinks it's cute
But man, I hate it so
Kids are asleep
Not making a peep
So why dress up this way?
I've had enough
Of Santa stuff
I'm going to have my say!

Here comes Santa Claus
Lousy Santa Claus
Hairbrush in his sack
Protests as she's
Pulled over my knee
It's time to pay her back
Widens her eyes
In big surprise
And tries to put up a fight
She's out of luck
Her skirt's pulled up
Yeah, this nonsense ends tonight!

Here goes Santa Claus
Damn right, Santa Claus
Laying down the law
Swats so firm
She kicks and squirms
She just might be in awe
Hairbrush swinging
Bottom stinging
Think she's seen the light
The battle's won
But I'm not done
Yeah, Santa Claus is spanking tonight!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everybody!!!


ronnie said...

LOL, Love it.

Merry Christmas Dr. Ken.


Hermione said...

The second santa is awfully good-looking!

Merry Christmas!


Dr. Ken said...

ronnie--I'm glad you enjoyed it! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!

Hermione--He looks like he knows how to handle that hairbrush, too!
Happy Holidays!