Thursday, September 29, 2011

Bad Hair Day

Not only are three of these ladies having a bad hair day, but their bottoms probably aren't doing too well, either!

(Last photo unknown, first two photos courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Dr. Ken, Beautician??

Ladies, are you ready for the latest in beauty treatments? It's been studied and approved by the government of Thailand, and is available in Bangkok beauty shops. I call it "the latest", but I've also heard it referred to as an "ancient art". Take your pick and believe what you want to believe, I guess.

The technique is called "body slapping".

The name really does describe the treatment. Slapping the breasts is said to help increase bust size. Slapping the face and--what else--slapping the bottom is supposed to help firm and tone the area.

Wow. When I think of all the women I've helped make more beautiful over the last 20 years or so......I should open my own salon!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

A Favorite Photo Series, Conclusion

Here are the rest of the photos in the set, including one in color and a shot of the magazine cover. I hope you enjoyed it (and I still think the girl is just so gosh-darn cute! She reminds me of a lady I used to work with--sadly, she had no interest in spanking, as far as I could tell.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

A Favorite Photo Set, pt. 2

Here are the next 4 photos from the set.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

A Favorite Photo Series

Once again, I delve into my archives and pull out another favorite photo series. This one comes from Spanked magazine. i think there are a couple of photos missing, so it's not the complete photo set, but it's all the photos that I have.

This set is not particularly innovative. It's not like they've invented anything new. It's a not a spanking on a trapeze with her playing the accordian while he juggles flaming paddles and they do the Macarena.

No, it's a favorite for one very basic reason: the girl is just so gosh-darn cute!

In these first photos, she quickly realizes that this spanking isn't going to be just a few light pats over the seat of her skirt......

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Celebrate!, And Girls Who Wear Glasses, pt. 2

Today, my friends, happens to be my birthday. It's one of those big, annoying ones with a number that ends in "0". So I'd like to invite everybody out there to grab a glass, fill it with your favorite frosty beverage, and join me in my celebration!

Naturally, I had to ask myself, "What do I want to do for my birthday?" And since Jennifer Aniston isn't likely to show up at my door and ask for a spanking, I had to ask myself what else do I want to do for my birthday? And I decided that I would revisit a popular post of the past.

Back on February 18 of this year, I put up a post entitled, "Girls Who Wear Glasses". I noted the old saying about men seldom making passes at girls wearing glasses, and decided to debunk it by posting a few photos of bespectacled beauties. Some of the photos were spanking related, some not. I ended up by concluding that not only would I make a pass at all of them, but that girls who wear glasses are very spankable, indeed!

Well, apparently some of the commercial spanking sites are starting to agree with me. I was quite happy to look around and see that many of the recent photo shoots did, indeed, feature lovely ladies wearing lenses. So, in honor of my birthday, Im going to post some examples from around the web. Enjoy!

The first photo comes from Real Spanking Institute. The second photo is from Sound Punishment, with spankee Sandy Milton. Photo three is from Punished Brats, and the spankee there is Amaya Solice. And finally, a photo from Firm Hand Spanking featuring the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford.

Spanking never looked so good.

Girls wjp wear glasses? Hot!

Girls who wear glasses getting their bottoms warmed? Even hotter!


Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Delicious Dish

This post has nothing to do with spanking, so feel free to skip it if you like. I'm going to talk about food.

One of the funniest Saturday Night Live sketches occurred back in Season 28, episode 9. The sketch was a recurring take-off of a National Public Radio program. The two hosts of the show were Margaret Jo McCullen (played by Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (played by Molly Shannon). The name of their NPR program was, "The Delicious Dish", and that night, since Christmas was fast approaching, their guest was the owner of the "Season's Eatings" bakery, Pete Schweddy (played by Alec Baldwin).

(Some of you are already nodding your heads and know the sketch I'm talking about.)

The two hosts ask him about some of his baked goods, and while he mentions things like Zuchinni Bread and Fruitcake, he must admit that the one thing that everybody seems to love are his Balls.

You can see where this sketch is going, can't you?

Needless to say, the double entendres start flying at this point. In the end, Pete can't help but comment that everybody seems to love his Schweddy Balls.

(If you're interested, I'm sure that YouTube or Hula probably have a clip of the sketch to watch. A Google search could also probably turn up a transcript.)

You may be wondering why I'm bringing this up. Well, guess what the newest flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream is called.......

The product is "Vanilla Ice Cream with a Hint of Rum & Loaded with Fudge Covered Rum & Malt Balls." Sounds like a winner to me!

I bet you just can't wait to get your hands on some.....

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday to the lovely and talented Emma Watson, who turned 21 recently. Emma, of course, portrayed everyone's favorite witch, Hermione, in the highly successful Harry Potter movies. She also appeared on my fantasy list of the Top Ten Female Celebrities I'd Like To Spank for the very first time this year.

Hopefully, the friends helping her celebrate are familiar with the tradition of a "birthday spanking". And, hopefully, they gave her the full benefit of that tradition.

And--also hopefully--one of those friends just happened to have a camera handy.........

Happy birthday, Emma!

Monday, September 5, 2011

Labor Day

"You see that white area back there? Your 'labor' for the day is to make it all nice and red. Think you can handle that?"

I hope all my U.S. readers had a wonderful Labor Day!

Friday, September 2, 2011

Photo Caption Fun

"Call me crazy, Lisa, but for some reason I don't think the school disciplinarian is just going to give us detention this time......"