Sunday, January 29, 2012

What's Your Blues Name?

Here's a fun meme that's been going around. No, it's not spanking related, it's just for grins and giggles.

It's a variation on the "what would your name be" game. The first one I heard of was, "What's your stripper name?" You took the name of your first pet as your first name, and you used the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. (I usually amend that last one to "or the nearest named cross-street" to avoid names like "Sammi 27th Avenue".)

This one Jake and Elwood would approve of. It's "What's your blues name?" You use the initials of your real name and look them up on the chart below. (You can click on the chart to enlarge it and make it easier to read.)

So, if I use "Dr." for my first name, I use the letter "D" in part 1, which gives me "Old".

If use "Ken" as my middle name, I look up "K" in part two and get "Boy".

Wait a blues name starts off as "Old Boy"? I'm not sure Ilike the direction this is going in. What are they implying?

Part 3 provides the last name, so I wind up as "Old Boy Smith".Here's the chart:

So....what's your blues name? Tell me in a comment....

Friday, January 27, 2012

Cold Feet

She may have cold feet.......

....but I suspect her bottom is about to become very, very warm!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012


I've mentioned this before--I watch an awful lot of television. And thanks to the "On Demand" feature on my cable network, I'm watching more shows than ever before, catching up with programs I'd normally never get to see.

It should come as no surprise, then, that I'm stumbling across more of what I call "RSM"s--Random Spanking Moments, those one-smack wonders that can't really be called "spankings" but catch my attention, nonetheless. For example, I saw one while catching up on the second season of Dexter. Dexter's sister gets a playful smack from an FBI agent played by Keith Carradine in a cute little flirty scene. Since that was a few years ago, I'm sure it's been documented elsewhere and there are probably clips of it floating around.

Most recently I came across a few RSM's on a show on TRUtv called, Full Throttle Saloon. It chronicles the events that take place at a bar during the big yearly biker rally in Sturgis. The focus is mainly on the bar owner, his girlfriend, and the various people that work there. Interspersed with the main storylines are shots of the patrons, the various events going on at the bar, the dancers and the female bartenders.

In a recent episode that I saw (Season 3, episode 5, I believe) one of the bartenders twirls up a bar towel and snaps it across the backside of a second bartender. It must have stung, because the second girl grabbed the towel out her hands pretty darn quick. This happened about 3 minutes into the episode.

Later, about 21 minutes in, we once again see some bartender hijinks. One of the girls addresses the camera while a lovely blonde in the background is serving a customer. The girl looks at the camera and says, "Marsha's going to get it now." She starts moving quietly toward the blonde, pausing to dip her hands in a huge bucket of ice water. She sneaks up behind the girl, reaches out carefully, pulls her skirt up to reveal a lovely bottom in a green thong, then hauls back and plants a good solid, icy wet smack to her bottom. Marsho grabs her stinging bottom, laughing, while the prankster walks away with both arms held up in victory.

In episode 8, we're treated to a shot of four female patrons who are there for the evening's festivities. One of the girls in the middle of the group turns her back to the camera and flips up her skirt, revealing maroon panties with the letters "U S M C" written across the back in gold letters. The two girls on either side of her take advantage of this to playfully smack her bottom a few times--very lightly, I assure you, but still a fun little moment.

So keep your eyes open. TV is probably full of these RSMs. If you watch it....they will spank.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

4 Years!!

"Dr. Ken told me to send in the next girl!"

Why the spanking party, you may ask?

Because today marks the 4th anniversary of Spanking Minnesota!

Yes, on January 16tj. 2008. a much younger Dr. Ken sat down and wrote his first post for a new blog, little realizing what he was getting himself into. Interestingly enough, my second post was a prediction on some football games==which I got wrong, if I remember correctly--proving, if nothing else, that this blog would be about many things besides spanking, and that I should never be allowed near a Las Vegas sports book.

It's been 4 years of posts, pictures, song parodies, and photo captions, and it's been a lot of fun. No predictions about how much longer this blog will continue--we've seen how good my predictions are--but as long as I find it fun, I'll keep doing it.

I hope you find it fun, too. Thanks to everyone who's visited this blog over the years. I hope you keep on coming back to see what's in store!

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Photo Caption Fun

"And you wanted to rent a movie....."

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Radio Spanko--Alive And Well

If you've been reading this blog for a while, you're well aware of something I call "Radio Spanko". It's actually a local FM station here in Minnesota--MyTalk 107.1 FM. It's best described as Pop Culture radio, a sort of People magazine on the radio. The majority of shows are dedicated to celebrity news, news about movies, TV, books and music....and gossip, gossip, gossip! And every now and again, the word "spanking" gets bandied about on the air.

My favorite on-air personality is Lori of "The Lori and Julia" show, which airs Monday through Friday from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. Every Monday, these drive-time divas do a segment at about 5:3o p.m. called "Sex Monday". It was shortly after I started listening to the station that I noticed Lori dropping a few spanking references into her commentary. It was never with a negative connotation, always fun and playful. I began to believe that Lori just might be a secret spanko or, at the very least, someone who is familiar with it and probably doesn't mind it. All just wild speculation on my part, of course.

As I continued to listen to the various programs the station offers, I began to notice spanking references on other shows, as well. It was always done in an adult and respectful manner, which I liked, of course. I never got the sense that they mentioned spanking in an, "Oh, those people must be nuts" kind of way, but that they understood it was just playful, consensual fun between adults.I finally started sharing those on-air mentions in posts here on the blog, and "Radio Spanko" was born. If you dig back through the archives, you'll find that it generated quite a few posts over the last few years.

Lately, Radio Spanko has been going through a dry spell. I listened faithfully, but the subject never came up, even in a passing reference. I was starting to think that perhaps the big bosses at the station had called a production meeting and said, "Hey, let's knock off all that spanking talk."

I'm happy to report that the drought is over. Last week there were not one...not two....but three separate mentions involving the subject. And then another one this week!

Now, I don't have a photographic memory, so I'll preface this by saying that all my recollections are far from word-for-word perfect, but it's as good as I can remember it. Consider yourselves warned. Also, if I misspell any of the names...well, that's on me.

It started last week on a program called The Jason and Alexis show. Jason Matheson, one of the hosts, was out that day, so a lady named Colleen Lindstrom was sitting in for him . The other host was Alexis Thompson.,

Colleen went off on a mini-rant about the TV show, The Bachelor. While certainly no prude, she didn't care for some of the kissing on the show. A chaste little peck is fine, but far too often, it looks like they're trying eat the other person's face off. You can see the jaws moving the tongues moving, you get noises like, as she put it, the "slurping" which point Alexis piped up and added, "The spanking....."

Colleen immediately put on her best outraged voice and said, "Alexis! I did NOT say that!"

Alexis responded by saying, "I know", and then added, "I like it". It's unclear whether she was referring to the kissing, though, or to her own spanking reference. I know which one I'd like to believe.

Incident number Two occurred the next day during the Lori and Julia show. A movie critic was on, talking about the movie, A Dangerous Method. When he mentioned that the Keira Knightly character likes to be whipped, Lori began laughing and said, "My husband is going to want to see this!"

Draw your own conclusions.

The third reference came during the "Colleen and Reavers" show. during a segment called, "Ask The Boy".....because sometimes you need to get a man's point of view. Listeners e-mail the show with questions or problems, and Chris Reavers does his best to respond to them with advice.

The e-mail in question came from a man who had recently taken up with a new girlfriend. She had been in a bad and abusive relationship before this, but had gotten free of that. He had taken up with her, and they were both happy. There was just one problem: spanking.

He'd had spanking in relationships before, and it was always a fun happy time in the past, but she seemed to be coming at it from a "darker place." The radio hosts took that to mean that she was somehow "reenacting" her past relationship. Personally, I think they got that wrong. I think he simply meant that she wanted to be spanked a lot harder than he was comfortable with. I think she wanted to spanked to tears, or for him to leave marks or bruises. His reference to his previous spanking experiences would seem to indicate he was more comfortable with a lighter, pattycake approach.

The advice, if I remember correctly, was along the lines of communication--the two were going to have to sit down and talk it out, and reach some sort of compromise. And if that meant he had to go outside of his comfort zone.....well, he just might have to "man up". Not the world's greatest advice, but probably the best under the circumstances.

Finally, we go back to Lori and Julia this past week. The subject was the Katy Perry-Russell Brand split. Katy's camp was coming forward with their spin on the story. Some mention was made of Katy having a hard time keeping up with Russell's sexual tastes. Lori jumped right in to translate that statement to mean, "Russell likes to spank and be spanked and Katy couldn't handle it." (I hate to disagree with Lori, but I don't think that was it. Katy, I think, can handle spanking just fine. I think the reasons for the split were much more mundane--Katy was busy touring and they never got to see each other; Russell wanted to settle down and start a family, and Katy isn't ready for that.)

As you can see, Radio Spanko was merely hibernating. It's still out there. I'll continue to listen and if I hear anything worth mentioning, you know you'll find it posted here.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

It's 2012

"....and doing this more often is MY New Year's resolution!"

Happy New Year, everybody! Make 2012 a spanking good year!