Monday, June 30, 2014

Hollywood Game Night

I ran across a lovely "one-whacker" on a TV show called Hollywood Game Night, episode 217, "Don't Be Gunn-Shy".

The program is hosted by actress Jane Lynch, probably best known for her role on Glee as the cheerleader coach.  Each week, two teams of celebrities (3 on each team) compete against each other in a series of games.  Each team is headed up by a contestant--Jane Lynch calls them the "normals"--probably taken from the audience.  Whichever team is declared the winner by the end of the night gets to play for the "big money"--the "normal" chooses one of the celebrities to try and help her win up to $25,000 and whichever celebrity she chooses as her partner can win $10,000 for the charity of their choice.

The show is actually a lot of fun to watch.  You get to see some well-known people in a different environment.  Playing games with friends is something everyone can relate to.  And it's amazing how competitive some of these celebrities are!  There's a lot of heckling and trash-talking going on.

In this episode, one team consisted of Poppy Montgomery, Jeff Probst, and Tiffani Thiessan, along with their contestant.  On the other side were David Alan Grier, Leslie Bibb, and Tim Gunn (hence the play on words in the episode's title) along with their contestant.

The game being played was called, "Smash The Buzzer".  The two teams are seated on couches that face each other, usually separated only by a big rug.  For this game, two buzzers--one for each team--are placed in between, just out of the reach of both teams.  The buzzers sit on top of two waist-high towers.  Jane Lynch announces a category, and then starts to read off a list of items--some actually fit the category, most are made up, some are amusing.  As soon as someone hears an item that they believe fits the category, they have to lunge forward off the sofa and smash the buzzer.  If they're right, their team gets points, and they get to eliminate a member from the opposing team.  If the person guesses wrong, they're eliminated.  The player selected gets to go off to "the bar" and the rest continue playing until one team is totally eliminated.

Because lunging forward on the rug can be a bit dicey, the women were encouraged to take off their shoes before the game started.  Leslie Bibb took her shoes off, and then walked them over to the opposing team's sofa and put them in front of Jeff Probst, probably hoping to impede his attempts to go for the buzzer.  Nothing like a little sabotage in a friendly game, right?  (I told you some of these celebrities get competitive!)

Actress Leslie Bibb--photo courtesy of Allure Magazine
As luck would have it, the first person eliminated is--Leslie Bibb!  So she has to walk over in front of the other team and retrieve her shoes.  As she leans on one of the buzzers to slip her shoes on--Tiffani Thiessan hauls off and gives her a good whack on the butt!  Tiffani has a good laugh as Leslie walks off, and Jeff Probst is pointing at Tiffani just to let Leslie know he didn't do it.

A little later, it's Tiffani that gets eliminated.  Leslie immediately comes running over, telling her, "Don't forget your shoes!", and--I think--looking for a little payback.  Tiffani wisely doesn't try to put her shoes on, just scurries on over to the bar while carrying them, and manages to keep her bottom turned away from Leslie's hands--as least, as far as we can see.

You should be able to find the show on-line somewhere if you want to take a look, and it certainly wouldn't surprise me if a clip turned up on Youtube.

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Spankable Saturday

Here are seven "spankables", one for every day of the week.

Some of these may have been posted before--it wouldn't surprise me, although I do try to keep that from happening.  But, it's no big deal--most women do need to be spanked more than once!  :-)

Friday, June 27, 2014

Wedded Bliss

Looks like a great way to start off a marriage to me!

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Two Photos, One Reaction

I have the same verbal response to both of these photos--

"Don't be silly--let ME do that for you."

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Red-Bottom Day

When these illustrations got colored, the artist certainly didn't hold back on the use of the color "red".

I guess that means the spankers weren't holding back, either....

Monday, June 23, 2014

Maid Service

At Victoria's Home-Maid Service, Barb called in sick on her normal work day, so Sue was sent over to David's place as a substitute.

It didn't take long for Sue to figure out why Barb had called in sick....

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Spankable Saturday

Today's spankable bottoms are brought to you by the letter "C"....

Charisma Carpenter

Claudia Schiffer

Christina Aguilera

Friday, June 20, 2014

Oldies But Goodies

A couple of older photos that really hit the spot....

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Applied Psychology

A spanking for a naughty woman (and even a not-so-naughty woman) is usually effective on a number of levels.  It pushes all the right buttons, so to speak, the main ones being physical, emotional and mental.  One effective technique that gets into the spankee's head is to make them hold the spanking implement while you first warm up their bottom with your hand....

The next step is to have them hand you the implement which you then apply to their upturned backside.  (That's why it's called "applied psychology".)  :-)

(artwork by Sassy Bottoms)

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

I Could Lie

Just based on the shape of the man's head alone, I could try to lie and tell you this is a caricature based on Dr. Who showing Matt Smith as The Doctor spanking his companion, Amy Pond, played by Karen Gillan.
That would be impossible, of course, because the caricatures really aren't that close and the time stamp I have on it shows that I downloaded this drawing back in 2002!  So, as I said, impossible....

...impossible, that is, unless someone traveled back in time to draw it!!


Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Button, Button

"Okay, Linda, this is what happens next--I'm going to spank your bottom ten times, and then I'm going to undo the lowest button.  Ten more smacks, and then I undo the second to the last button.  Ten more swats, another button.  Guess how much protection this dress is going to provide your bottom by the time I get to the 10th button?"

Monday, June 16, 2014

One Solution

"Okay, okay!  I promise to never text and drive again!!"

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Spankable Saturday

Some spankable blasts from the past--Carmen Electra, Elke Sommer, and...uh...well....I have no idea who the person in the last photo is, but she qualifies.........

Friday, June 13, 2014

A Domestic Discipline Moment

I think someone overspent her budget for the month....

Thursday, June 12, 2014

A Short Poem

  Make an impression on her mind

  Use a brush on her behind