Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Follow The Bouncing Bottom

 Okay, everybody!  Grab your favorite paddle and sing along!

My Bonnie has some bratty notions

That's why Bonnie's over my knee

I spank her with quick fluid motions

'Cause Bonnie's been bratty to me

Spank hard

Spank hard

I spank Bonnie over my knee, my knee

Spank hard

Spank hard

Her bottom's as red as can be...

Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Monday, May 29, 2023

The Negotiation

 "Ok, I'll buy the wooden spoon for sure.  I need another minute or two to decide on the spatula..."

"You want HOW much for the set?!?  I'm sure we can agree on a better price than that, don't you?"

Sunday, May 28, 2023

Saturday, May 27, 2023

Friday, May 26, 2023

Thursday, May 25, 2023

Wednesday, May 24, 2023

Turnabout Is Fair Play

 "Do you remember last week, when I came in late at night and was slightly drunk?  You scolded me and then turned me over your knee and spanked my bare bottom 'til it was bright red and I had tears in my eyes, even though I told you it wasn't fair and that I was too old to be spanked!  Didn't stop you, though, did it?

"And now here it is, you come in slightly after 3:00 a.m., and you're somewhat inebriated.  Well, turnabout is fair play!  So don't start telling me that this is wrong, or not fair, or that you're too old to be spanked.  This is totally fair, Mom, and your butt is going to be crimson by the time I'm done!"

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

Monday, May 22, 2023

Say "Uncle"

 The upside of having an uncle who runs his own business is that if you need a job, he can probably find something for you in his office.

The downside is that, if you badly mess up, he's watched you grow up and knows exactly how to deal with you!

Sunday, May 21, 2023

Saturday, May 20, 2023