Sunday, January 4, 2009

Day Ten

On the tenth day of Christmas


My true love gave to me


Ten Loopy Johnnys









Nine floggers flogging


Eight wooden spoons


Seven straps a-stinging


Six of the best


Five Mason Pearson Hairbrushes


Four fur-lined cuffs


Three martinets


Two butt plugs


And a hand-spanking over his knee.

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