A Look Back on "The Twelve Days"

I hope you enjoyed my version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", even though technically it was consistently one day late. As I noted earlier, the first day of Christmas should have been Dec. 25, and I didn't start until Dec. 26. In the long run, I figured it wouldn't matter too much.

My thanks to those who kept coming back to see what the new day would bring. If you just lurked, read, and left--I'm glad you came here. If you left a comment--even better! The comments really help make any post that much more fun, in my opinion.

If you never heard of some of the items or implements I mentioned--good, look 'em up. A good source to check (not to mention a great source to buy from) is The London Tanners--
http://thelondontanners.com. You can also do a Google search, or go to Wikipedia. I hadn't intended "The Twelve Days" to be educational, but if you learned something new--all the better!

Now, some of you might be wondering, "Out of everything mentioned, how much does this guy actually have and use?" Okay, here's my moment of full disclosure--I have practically none of the things mentioned. I have a hand, of course, so the OTK handspanking on day one--that I can do. It may, in fact, be my favorite thing.

Butt plugs? Martinets? Fur-lined cuffs? Nope, don't own any of those.

A hairbrush I DO have, but it isn't from Mason Pearson.

Six of the best? Sorry, I don't own a cane. Truth to tell, I've never learned how to use one, and have never really been that interested in learning. I'm not a big fan of the cane.

Straps? Yes, I have a strap or two, mostly smaller versions that can be used OTK. Wooden spoons? Only to cook with. They're pretty lightweight, and I'm not sure they would pack much of a sting.

Floggers, Loopy Johnnys, ping-pong paddles--I've never used the first two, and the last one I've only used for ping-pong. I don't own any of them.

Finally, I do have corners available. Naughty girls, beware!

Day Twelve

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Twelve minutes in the corner






Eleven ping-pong paddles

Ten Loopy Johnnys

Nine Floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butts plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

Day Eleven

On the eleventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Eleven ping-pong paddles

Ten Loopy Johnnys

Nine floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

Day Ten

On the tenth day of Christmas


My true love gave to me


Ten Loopy Johnnys

Nine floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson Hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

Day Nine

On the ninth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Nine floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson Hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

Day Eight

On the eighth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson Hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three Martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

Day Seven

On the seventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson hairbrushs

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

Best wishes to one and all for a Happy New Year!