Saturday, January 3, 2009

Day Nine

On the ninth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Nine floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson Hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.


Anonymous said...

Hey Dr. Ken:
A great song!
Thanks for sharing
Take Care,
Andrades Girl

Dr. Ken said...

Andrades--thank you! And only three more days to go!

Mina said...

Dr Ken, thoroughly enjoying this and you got me singing along too.


Anonymous said...

Dr. Ken:
I have been enjoying all these days of Christmas and they have been very educational for me also. I am so glad that I have a Doctor on-line that I can visit.
Take care,
Andrades Girl

Dr. Ken said...

Mina -- the best way to sing along, of course, is to be over someone's knee--the spankee singing, the spanker helping to, uh,"keep the rhythm".
I would suggest printing out the lyrics first, though. It's sometimes hard to think in that situation.

Andrades -- The good doctor is here to see that you take your medicine and get exactly what you have coming to you. As for its educational value--best of luck with your courses at Spank U!