Wednesday, March 19, 2008

A Most Spankable Cast

In my "Musical Interlude" post, I devoted a verse to several of the characters from the TV show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer--Buffy, played by Sarah Michelle Gellar; Willow, played by Alyson Hannigan; Anya, played by Emma Caulfield; and Cordelia, played by Charisma Carpenter. Each of the ladies is young, attractive, and oh so spankable. Of course, that's probably what every spanker says regarding the cast of his or her favorite TV show.
In my verse, I had them running afoul of a Spanking Demon. It's not that far-fetched, considering some of the other creatures Buffy and the Scooby Gang had to face. I can only imagine how Joss Whedon, the creative force behind Buffy, would have written it.

I can just see the aftermath now:


(The back door opens and the gang starts to file in. They are all carrying weapons, which they place upon the kitchen counter upon entering. Buffy enters first. She is carrying an axe in one hand, and with her free hand is gingerly rubbing her bottom)

BUFFY: A Spanking Demon. Who knew?

(Willow enters next. She, too, is rubbing her backside)

WILLOW: The ten arms should have been a giveaway.

(Cordelia enters. Her hands are tenderly massaging her derriere)

CORDELIA: Not to mention the five laps!

(Next in is Xander, the lone male of the group. He, too, is rubbing his butt)

XANDER: I think I speak for all of us when I say we will never talk about this again! Ever!

(Anya is the last in. She, however, is briskly rubbing her bottom and has a huge smile on her face)

ANYA: Personally, I found it exciting! And by exciting, I mean...

(Xander spins towards Anya, pointing)


ANYA: Okay, Mr. Grumpy Pants. Geez!

(Anya starts to leave the kitchen, but stops next to Buffy, Willow, and Cordelia)

ANYA: Funny, he's never complained about it before......

(Anya exits, the other girls smile and try to refrain from laughing out loud while Xander looks like he wishes the floor would open up and swallow him as we.....)

fade to black

Here is the very spankable cast:

(photos: Sarah Michelle Gellar from "Cosmopolitan" magazine; Alyson Hannigan from; Charisma Carpenter and Emma Caulfield from "FHM" magazine.)


Pest said...

Very cute, Dr. Ken. I loved this scene and I laughed at Xander's discomfort of being spanked by the Spanking Demon! Of course Cordelia just let the cat out of the bag that he likes to be spanked! Hehehehe! Good story line and maybe you could sell it to Joss Whedon! Hehehehe!

Karl Friedrich Gauss said...

The seat of Sarah Michelle's jeans looks pretty worn. I wonder what that could mean.

Anonymous said...

GWEN: I think Buffy was one of the most underrated shows on television. Great acting, entertaining scripts, witty dialog ... Angel, Spike AND spanking references. Very hot. :)

Hermione said...

Poor Xander.

I have never watched the show but it sounds like fun.


Dave said...

Bravo! :-))


Devlin O'Neill said...

Nicely written, Doc! And given today's computer graphics animation techniques, your demon with ten arms and five laps won't be a problem to create when Joss makes the film and includes your scene. The biggest problem with that project, of course, will be the title - "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Movie of the TV Show." A bit clumsy, but worth it I think. *G*


Dr. Ken said...

PEST--the truth of the matter is, Joss would write it SO much better! But thanks for the kind words, and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

KARL--I know what I HOPE it means! The reality, sadly, is that it's probably a favorite, well-worn pair.

GWEN--I totally agree. I didn't watch "Buffy" the first two years it was on--at least, not regularly. I was a fan of another show (or maybe shows) that were on opposite. I caught a number of shows as Summer reruns. It was somewhere at the start of the third season that I realized I'd rather be watching "Buffy" and starting watching it faithfully. I also enjoyed "Angel" and really liked Joss's short-lived series, "Firefly".

HERMIONE--Yes, Xander does, on occasion, find himself the "butt" of the joke.... LOL

DAVE--Thanks! I'll take a cyber-bow....

DEVLIN--It's still probably a better title than, "Buffy: The Movie--Not To Be Confused With The First Buffy Movie"

Anonymous said...

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