Saturday, December 21, 2024

Spankable Saturday -- Celebrity Edition #20

 

Audrey and Judy Landers --












Anna Faris --
















Britney Spears --




Cameron Diaz--



























Carmen Electra--







Charisma Carpenter--





Christina Hendricks--





Diana Dors--




26 comments:

Susan said...

Diana Dors is not spankable. She's been dead for 40 years

Dr. Ken said...

Susan -- Well, she's certainly alive in the picture, and that's certainly a lovely bum--calling her "spankable" has everything to do with the specific picture st that time and not whether the lady in question is still among the living. I believe you're being deliberately obtuse, young lady, and clearly not getting spanked often enough!

fatherjim said...

I agree with Dr. Ken's findings and prescription to curing your condition., Susan. Always listen to the Doctor. He knows what is good for you. Likewise, people that have passed, like so many Hollywood actresses, does not negate their spankability quotient, just the ability to actually spank them. Just wait, though, AI will fix that little problem soon enough and we'll soon be able to spank Martha Washington or Cleopatra if we so wish! Lol!

Jim

Susan said...

Many thanks to you Dr Ken and to you Fatherjim. I had no idea that the spankability index also applied to deceased persons. What a wonderfully educational site this is.

Jimc said...

You also have to know that the Lander sisters are almost 60 now. Some of the other people are also older than the picture shows. Yes, the spankable factor is indeed the outfit,pose and bottom when the picture was taken not the age they are now. Although I was 9 when I first saw Diana Dors I did think she was a really beautiful woman. I do have to admit I might like to see Cleopatra spanked ,but I can not say spanking Martha Washington would be high on my list ( but I can say there were some pretty First Ladies that I might).thanks for sharing and have a great day.
Jim

Dr. Ken said...

fatherjim -- Not sure I'd want to spank Martha Washington. Cleopatra, on the other hand....

Dr. Ken said...

Susan -- You just seem bound and determined to get a spanking--and don't think I wouldn't be happy to oblige.🙂 I've posted photos of Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield without a peep. But now, all of a sudden, you keep on and on about the spankability of dead people. They weren't dead when the pictures were taken--so, yes, THAT person, in THAT picture, at THAT moment in time can, indeed, be labelled as "spankable". And so can you. :-)

Dr. Ken said...

Jim -- Probably want to steer clear of Mary Todd Lincoln, too...

Susan said...

With HUGE respect I do not keep on. I wrote it once and then wrote thanks to you and Fatherjim for explaining it to me. I am saintly at all times.

Dr. Ken said...

Susan --You're also very good and clever with your wording. At the risk of repeating myself (but I'll do it, anyway), you're halo isn't the only thing that should be glowing...

Susan said...

Go on Dr Ken, admit you love sparing with me!

Dr. Ken said...

Susan -- Does it really need saying? :-) Or, in other words, of course I do!

Susan said...

No it doesn't need saying Dr Ken. The exchanges with you are great fun.

Dr. Ken said...

Susan -- Thank you, and I'm glad you're enjoying them, too. It's always nice to be able to banter and spar back and forth...nicer still, of course, if it ends with a spanking. Considering where we both live, that's not likely to happen, but it's fun nonetheless.

AussieJenny said...

Hi Dr. Ken and Susan, shouldn’t it be two r’s in sparring??? it is in my spelling down here, whatever it is I do love to read it!!! Bye for now, Aussie Jenny

Susan said...

Quite right Aussie Jenny. Unfortunately my perfection doesn't alway extend to typing. Good to know Oz and the UK still share something

Dr. Ken said...

AussieJenny -- So what you're saying is, because she messed up the spelling in "sparring" I shouldn't be sparing her behind?

Dr. Ken said...

Susan -- Typing is hard. There are times where I'm typing a reply, and because I'm concentrating on the whole message I'll actually accidentally omit words from what I intended to say! So I sympathize. You still should be spanked, but I sympathize...

Susan said...

I love your sparring/sparing crack... very neat. Sadly my fingers do not always follow my brain. When writing I have to treble check everything because of course sparing is a word so the awful spell checkers get confused.

AussieJenny said...

All you Susan and Dr. Ken have to do now is figure what is “ harder,” typing or the consequences. Bye for now, Aussie Jenny.

Susan said...

It's all the fault of God who made my brain work faster than my fingers!

Dr. Ken said...

Susan -- Thanks for the compliment. I do have my moments. 😉 And, again, I do know the feeling about the flying typing fingers. Every time I catch one of my mistakes (i.e., an omitted word in a sentence) I usually wind up saying to myself that my fingers got ahead of my brain. And Spellcheck is useless when it comes to an omitted word...

Dr. Ken said...

AussieJenny -- Actually what would be harder is Susan and me being in the same place so she can experience the "consequences"

Dr. Ken said...

Susan -- Don't blame God for giving you a fast and clever brain. Although you could perhaps blame God for the fact that the best way to deliver a message to your brain is to put you over my knee and deliver it by smacking your bottom...

Susan said...

What riles me Dr Ken is finding my mistakes after I have pressed 'send' or in the case of writing 'save'

Dr. Ken said...

Susan -- I definitely agree with you on that. Far too often I realize what I did after pressing send, and sometimes there's no way to edit or correct it short of deleting the message and writing the whole thing over again. I am not a happy camper at that point.