Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Dr. Ken, Beautician??

Ladies, are you ready for the latest in beauty treatments? It's been studied and approved by the government of Thailand, and is available in Bangkok beauty shops. I call it "the latest", but I've also heard it referred to as an "ancient art". Take your pick and believe what you want to believe, I guess.

The technique is called "body slapping".

The name really does describe the treatment. Slapping the breasts is said to help increase bust size. Slapping the face and--what else--slapping the bottom is supposed to help firm and tone the area.

Wow. When I think of all the women I've helped make more beautiful over the last 20 years or so......I should open my own salon!


Hermione said...

Yes, I read about that. I always knew bum-slapping had other benefits besides enjoyment. Breast-slapping? Not so much.

Long, long ago, I read exactly the same claim in a "letter" in Penthouse Variations.


Dr. Ken said...

Hermione--I think about 25 years ago I tried to convince a lovely blonde girl that I was dating about the benefits of spanking as a butt massager and nuscle toner. Who knew that I'd turn out to be right????
Admittedly, I'm only an expert in the "bottom slapping" category. Breasts and face? That would be a "never"!

Emily said...


Anonymous said...

really funny. I'm imagining, Honey I'm going to have a treatment today.
I've had manicures/pedicures at shops staffed by Asian families, with some handsome brothers. :) Oh my. And after my pedi I'd like to have my bottom toned. :)

Dr. Ken said...

Emily--who says this blog isn't educational?

Dr. Ken said...

Mr. B--And you know I'd have an application in for the position of "bottom toner".