Wednesday, December 3, 2008

You Lookin' For ME?

I know I've mentioned this before, but ever since I added a counter to keep track of the number of visitors I get on this blog, I often check out other stats as well--what web sites people were reading prior to coming here, what keywords they entered into a search engine that led them to Spanking Minnesota, the various countries that my readers come from......fun stuff like that.

I do get a kick out of the keywords.....and if you've ever read Bonnie's Keyword Kaos on her blog, My Bottom Smarts, you know that the keywords can be a good source of amusement at times. I get my share of standard searches--Spanking Pixie and Spanking Sarah Gregory almost always show up. I've talked about both sites often enough, so a search for them is bound to include my blog in some capacity. I still get many variations of "Buffy" keywords--"Buffy spanking Willow", "Buffy spanking Cordelia", "Sarah Michelle Gellar spank". The old standby, "Spanking Halle Berry" still draws them in, too. ("Spanking Salma Hayek" hasn't been nearly as popular--yet!--but I'm holding out hope.) :-)

Some of the keywords are a little....um....strange? Unorthodox? Maybe the best word is "different". For example, one of the keyword searches last night was "spanking wailing kicking mom".

Sounds to me like someone has some issues......

Personally, I have nothing against the spanking and the wailing, but I'm telling you right now-- anyone trying to kick mom is in for the spanking of their life!

Anyway, I checked the keyword stats tonight and got a pleasant surprise. For what I believe is the first time in the history of this blog, the number 1 keyword that people entered in their searches was.........."dr ken minnesota".

Ah, fame!

Probably gonna have to change my phone number now.........

10 comments:

CJ said...

Hey Doc does this mean we have to pay for your autograph now??

lol
cj

Dr. Ken said...

CJ--all the women pay, CJ--one way or another....*EG*

Dr. Ken

Radha said...

Hey Dr. Ken, I did a seach for "Minnesota spanks" and indeed, you come up several times on the first page! I also found this: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2008/06/minnesota_gover.php

lifting Minneapolis's skirt...tee hee!

Enjoy,
Radha

Little Princess dani said...

Hi Dr. Ken,

I usually find your blog through the Spanking Pixie one. As I told her, she is my favorite female pal...

I love hugging and kissing females, but I guess I struggle with gay issues a bit much.......

Thanks so much for being there when we need you.

Peace....

Greenwoman said...

Oddly enough my own blog has come up a few times on a Dr. Ken search since you've left a few comments on my blog. Made me smile. You're just such a popular guy. *smiles*

Andrades said...

Hi Dr. Ken:
I love your blog. I first found it as a lurker, and now because of enjoying yours and a few others,I have my own blog. I check out your blog every time that I see you have updated. I am a newbie at blogging, but I will keep chugging along. I enjoy the chuckles I get when I read your blog. I dont know how to keep track of stats or anything yet...it sounds way too complicated for me. But I do enjoy posting and reading all of these lovely "spanking" blogs.
Take care,
Andrades

Dr. Ken said...

Radha--I couldn't get the link to work, unfortunately.
I really don't need to lift Minneapolis's skirt--just one lady in Minneapolis who needs her bottom smacked would do!

Little Princess dani--Peace to you, as well. I hope the struggle becomes easier for you!

Greenwoman--LOL! I pop up in the best places....

Andrades--thank you! I'll have to check out your blog!

Radha said...

Here, try this link:
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2008/06/minnesota_gover.php

It's not so much about you, but more so about any interesting solution proposed by a past MN governor. This link came up when I was doing a random search about you.

Radha

Radha said...

Sorry, Dr. Ken. For some reason, the link keeps getting cut off when I post to your comments. I'll send it through email!
Peace,
Radha

Dr. Ken said...

Radha--That's the best way to search for me. I'm about as random as they come!
I got your e-mail--thanks!

Hugs and spanks,
Dr. Ken