Wednesday, December 3, 2008

You Lookin' For ME?

I know I've mentioned this before, but ever since I added a counter to keep track of the number of visitors I get on this blog, I often check out other stats as well--what web sites people were reading prior to coming here, what keywords they entered into a search engine that led them to Spanking Minnesota, the various countries that my readers come stuff like that.

I do get a kick out of the keywords.....and if you've ever read Bonnie's Keyword Kaos on her blog, My Bottom Smarts, you know that the keywords can be a good source of amusement at times. I get my share of standard searches--Spanking Pixie and Spanking Sarah Gregory almost always show up. I've talked about both sites often enough, so a search for them is bound to include my blog in some capacity. I still get many variations of "Buffy" keywords--"Buffy spanking Willow", "Buffy spanking Cordelia", "Sarah Michelle Gellar spank". The old standby, "Spanking Halle Berry" still draws them in, too. ("Spanking Salma Hayek" hasn't been nearly as popular--yet!--but I'm holding out hope.) :-)

Some of the keywords are a Unorthodox? Maybe the best word is "different". For example, one of the keyword searches last night was "spanking wailing kicking mom".

Sounds to me like someone has some issues......

Personally, I have nothing against the spanking and the wailing, but I'm telling you right now-- anyone trying to kick mom is in for the spanking of their life!

Anyway, I checked the keyword stats tonight and got a pleasant surprise. For what I believe is the first time in the history of this blog, the number 1 keyword that people entered in their searches was.........."dr ken minnesota".

Ah, fame!

Probably gonna have to change my phone number now.........


CJ said...

Hey Doc does this mean we have to pay for your autograph now??


Dr. Ken said...

CJ--all the women pay, CJ--one way or another....*EG*

Dr. Ken

Radha said...

Hey Dr. Ken, I did a seach for "Minnesota spanks" and indeed, you come up several times on the first page! I also found this:

lifting Minneapolis's skirt...tee hee!


Little Princess dani said...

Hi Dr. Ken,

I usually find your blog through the Spanking Pixie one. As I told her, she is my favorite female pal...

I love hugging and kissing females, but I guess I struggle with gay issues a bit much.......

Thanks so much for being there when we need you.


Greenwoman said...

Oddly enough my own blog has come up a few times on a Dr. Ken search since you've left a few comments on my blog. Made me smile. You're just such a popular guy. *smiles*

Andrades said...

Hi Dr. Ken:
I love your blog. I first found it as a lurker, and now because of enjoying yours and a few others,I have my own blog. I check out your blog every time that I see you have updated. I am a newbie at blogging, but I will keep chugging along. I enjoy the chuckles I get when I read your blog. I dont know how to keep track of stats or anything sounds way too complicated for me. But I do enjoy posting and reading all of these lovely "spanking" blogs.
Take care,

Dr. Ken said...

Radha--I couldn't get the link to work, unfortunately.
I really don't need to lift Minneapolis's skirt--just one lady in Minneapolis who needs her bottom smacked would do!

Little Princess dani--Peace to you, as well. I hope the struggle becomes easier for you!

Greenwoman--LOL! I pop up in the best places....

Andrades--thank you! I'll have to check out your blog!

Radha said...

Here, try this link:

It's not so much about you, but more so about any interesting solution proposed by a past MN governor. This link came up when I was doing a random search about you.


Radha said...

Sorry, Dr. Ken. For some reason, the link keeps getting cut off when I post to your comments. I'll send it through email!

Dr. Ken said...

Radha--That's the best way to search for me. I'm about as random as they come!
I got your e-mail--thanks!

Hugs and spanks,
Dr. Ken