Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Yoda, Y-o-d-a Yoda......

I originally posted the following a few days ago as a comment to a post on Devlin O'Neill's Weblog. I have no idea who originally wrote it. It has been making the rounds since at least 1999, and possibly longer. I was sure just about everyone had seen it before, but put it up anyway for the few who may have missed it.

To my surprise, almost everyone reacted as if they had not read it before-- or if they had, they'd forgotten about it. All got a good laugh out of it.

So I decided to post it here. It might be new to you, too. And we can all use a chuckle in the middle of the work week. Here are:

The Top 12 Things Uttered By Yoda While Making Love

12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"

11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

10. "Feel the force!"

9. "Foreplay, cuddling--a Jedi craves not these things."

8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

7. "Do me or do me not--there is no try."

6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

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