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You Can Tell It's July

We're getting deep into the Summer now.  It's almost August.  Time for some beach hi-jink courtesy of Bethenny and Heather from Real Housewives of New York....

And, since Bethenny managed to keep her swimsuit on--at least in the photo above--here are a few extra of her.

Happy Birthday To......

There are 3 cartoon characters that are the most widely recognized throughout the world.  There's Mickey Mouse.  There's Superman.  And the third one just celebrated his 75th birthday on Monday--Bugs Bunny.

Warner Brothers doesn't officially celebrate the birthdays of fictional characters, but July 27th, 1940, is considered to be the first appearance of that wascally wabbit in "A Wild Hare", an Oscar nominated cartoon short directed by Tex Avery.  Voiced by Mel Blanc, the film also saw the debut of his well-known chatchphrase, "Eh....What's up, doc?"

So....how does a famous rabbit (who has his own star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame) celebrate his 75th birthday?

Never mind "75"--I hope I get to celebrate this way on my next birthday!

Monday, Monday

This seems like an excellent way to start off the week....

Silent Sunday

Spankable Saturday

Bottoms up!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

No Explanation Necessary

Every picture tells a story--and this story should be a familiar one.....

One Of Nature's Mysteries

"Scientists were at a loss to explain why these two beached themselves.  Attempts were made to spank them and push them back in the water, but to no avail."

A Remote Possibility

"I'm very, very sorry, sir, and I promise to never touch your remote control again!"

Coming Soon

  Apparently I'm going to have my own TV show next year on ABC.  Every week I find naughty girls and give them a good spanking.  Considering how many naughty women there are in Hollywood, the show should run for years!

Okay, I'm kidding.  Well, sort of.

I had to smile yesterday.  I was at the car dealership having something called "Maintenance Two" performed on my car.  While in the waiting area, I saw an ad for an ABC program coming this Fall starring actor Ken Jeong.  You may recognize him from the Hangover movies or from the TV show Community.

As you can probably discern from the cast photo, he plays a Doctor.  The show focuses on his practice, his marriage and his family life with all the problems and confusion and frustration that each can provide.  It is a comedy, though, so it will be played for laughs.  The show is scheduled for Friday nights.

Interestingly enough, Ken Jeong really is a doctor who turned to acting and is now playing....a doctor.  Just a fun fact for you.

And, of course, the reason I had to smile is because the name of the show is.....Dr. Ken.

I kid you not.  I think whoever pitched this show to the networks must be a closet spanko who reads my blog.  Or, at least, I hope so.

So remember, all you naughty ladies out there--you have an appointment with Dr. Ken every Friday.  I know exactly the sort of treatment you need.

Fuller Brush Man

Last Wednesday, I posted a "Spanking Appointment" card that I found during a web search.  (It's not my creation--I take no credit for it.  I merely re-posted it.)  The illustration showed comedian Red Skelton with a large brush in one hand and actress Janet Blair over his knee.  To the best of my knowledge, there was no actual spanking in the film, so the picture was nothing more than a press or publicity still for the movie.  The "spanking publicity still" was a fairly common shot used to hype a motion picture.  It might appear in the local newspaper, or it might be in the glass case outside the theater along with the poster for the movie.  The movie itself might not have a spanking scene in it, but the public didn't know that.  The movie ad machine was smart enough to know that a picture of that nature would lure more people to the box office.  A grown woman--in particular, a lovely Hollywood actress--being spanked had crowd appeal.  Just ask Pro Wrestling!

There were actually two spanking stills done for the film.  Such a pose seems like a natural for a movie called, "The Fuller Brush Man".  The first one features Red Skelton with a normal looking brush.  In the second one, the brush is almost as big as his head, which I'm sure appealed to Red's comic side.  Here they both are:

Silent Sunday

Spankable Saturday

Spankable?  You decide....

Not A Doctor

If you came here looking for a real medical Doctor, you won't find one here.  Stop reading, stop scrolling, do yourself a favor and go back to the original site you came from and try again.  This is an adults only blog, not suitable for work, and you won't find anything medically related here at all.  So, leave now, and thanks.

The reason for the above paragraph?

One of the tools available to me as the author of this blog is a chance to see where the traffic is coming from.  There is a section called "referring URLs" and "referring sites".  It doesn't go into great detail or specifics, but a quick look lets me know that yesterday, for example, I had 432 people come here by clicking the link that Chross has on his blog, and that X number of people came here from Hermione's blog, OldFashionGirl's blog, and so on.

So imagine my surprise when I was looking at those states and realized that 72 wound up coming here from a site called, "My Health Care".

Now, granted, I've always said that spanking is beneficial.  I'm not sure any lady over my knee would agree, but that's neither here nor there.  Why people would be coming here after visiting a health care site is beyond me.

Possible explanations:

!.  There are a lot of spankos working or visiting on that website.

2.  They were looking for a real Doctor, and their search produced a "Dr. Ken".

or 3.  My recent post of a snippet from on old Doctor Who novel is somehow resonating with their search engine.

Since this has not happened in the past, I'm inclined to think it's somehow #3.  But it's a mystery why a health care site's search engine would somehow connect with my blog.  I've often said that I'm a Doctor of Spankology, but showing up on a medical site seems a little odd.

Just Like Chinese Food

You've all heard the old joke about Chinese food--how you eat it and then, an hour later, you're hungry again?

Naughty girls are just like that.

They get up to some mischief, you spank them soundly, and they say they're sorry and make all kinds of promises to be good and to behave.  But an hour later......

Staying Organized

You might want to print up a stack of these and keep them handy, just in case.  That way you can give them out when necessary.....

Not Recommended

A rolling pin as a spanking implement?

No.  It's a horrible idea.  Don't do it!

Cute expression on the lady's face, though....

The Direct Approach

Sometimes you need to let people know what you want....

Silent Sunday

Spankable Saturday

She can try to run from her spanking.....but she can't get away

Face-Down Friday

All of these ladies are facing down--which means their bottoms are facing up.  And we all know what happens to women in that position....