Spankable Saturday

Sort of a Spankable Variety show....

Book Learning

There's more than one way a book can be used to impart knowledge....

The Face Of A Naughty Girl

There's Denial --

"You're going to give me a good what?  On my bare WHAT???"

"Oh, please....a spanking?  You can't be serious!"

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And there's Acceptance....

"Oh, I've been a VERY naughty girl.  You should probably spank me."

(All photos courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

Teaching Method

The Headmaster had his own way of dealing with teachers who couldn't keep control in their classrooms...

One Small Difficulty

"I don't mind him threatening to spank me if I didn't serve him breakfast in bed while naked.  But dammit, why did he have to order "lots of bacon"?


Meanwhile, in another household.....

"Note to self:  'Buy Bacon'...."

Harder

Silent Sunday

Spankable Saturday

You know it's all about that bass....

You Know What They Say

Whoa!  Is this guy a mutant?  That hand is huge!  Or maybe it just feels that way to the poor girl being spanked across his lap....

Still, if it's any consolation to you, young lady, you know what they say:  Big hands.....

....Big gloves.

Paying Her Debt

Honi didn't mind Theresa collecting on the bet they made on the big game--she just wished Theresa hadn't decided to collect on the diving board at the hotel pool in front of all the other guests....

The Decision

Kichking and squirming over Charlise's lap, Debra made a vow to herself:  She would never play Ping-Pong again!

A Nighttime Tradition

Now there's something you don't see every day......

....a bedtime story that has an unhappy end!

The Food Network Would Not Approve

If she had me over for dinner, I kinda think I'd like to know that, too.....

Silent Sunday

Happy Valentine's Day!

Just for all the lovely ladies on my Spanking Valentine's list --

Yes, it's a "50 Shades of Grey" bear, a limited edition item manufactured and sold by Vermont Terry Bear.  Mr. Christian Grey bear comes complete with business suit, tie, mask and handcuffs.  Personally, I think he should have come equipped with a paddle--you know, for those "bear" bottom spankings....

(A quick side-note:  My favorite radio station--the one I've referred to in the past as "Radio Spanko"--had an advance screening of the "50 Shades of Grey" movie.  To my utter a\stonishment, every on-air personality who went to the screening actually liked the movie!  So maybe--just maybe--it's not the giant piece of crap that I figured it was going to be....Judge for yourself, if you feel like it!)

Spankable....Friday?

Yes, it's true.  With Saturday being Valentine's Day, I decided to more the "Spankable" post up a day.  And rather than a variety of models, today's post focuses on just one lovely and talented actress.

I was listening to my favorite radio station the other day, and the talk show host casually mentioned that actress Jennifer Lawrence ("American Hustle", "The Hunger Games") had posed nude in Vanity Fair magazine with a snake!  Naturally, I went straight to the search engines to see for myself--

It is a very typical magazine or Hollywood nude photo, unfortunately.  The camera angle, her pose, the positioning of the snake, the placement of her elbow--she's definitely nude, and she certainly looks beautiful, but you're not seeing much.

So, I continued searching and found a few other photos.  No nudes, but if you look at the pictures, I think you'll understand why Jennifer Lawrence is this week's "Spankable".

Thought For The Day

Setting Her Straight

"For the last time, Alice, you did NOT go "through the looking glass".  You broke the mirror in the hallway......and your 7 years of bad luck starts NOW....."

This Would Be More Like It

Coming this Fall on your local PTS station........

....."Spankton Abbey"