A Powerful Tool

Sometimes more than just a hand-spanking is needed.  That's where a good hairbrush can come in handy.  It saves some wear and tear on the spanker's hand--and, as you can see by the expression on this young lady's face, really packs a wallop!  She'll be remembering this every time she tries to sit down over the next few days.

The Spank Of Araby

Lady Christine found out that, as humiliating as the spanking from the Sheik was, the worst part was actually all that damn sand....it really does get in everywhere!

Schoolgirl Prank, Schoolgirl Spank - Part 2

Schoolgirl Prank, Schoolgirl Spank - Part 1

Some pictures from an old photo set this time.  Darlene thinks it would be funny to pull up Cindy's skirt and give her bottom a smack.  She rather quickly learns that Cindy does not have a sense of humor.

What's Going On

I thought I'd just take second of your time to tell you what's going on here, as I've started doing a few things differently.

I used to always say that the publishing schedule of this blog was erratic, at best.  Two or three posts a week, sometimes only one--no set schedule, just whatever I've had time for.

Lately I've been trying to do some kind of a post, if not every day, then at least 6 days a week, in an effort to bring people here more often, or entice newcomers to keep coming back.  To give you a rough idea of the schedule--Monday through Friday will be "Anything Goes" days.  Posts on those days might be photos of spanking, or drawings of spanking, or "Spankable Bottom" photos--whatever I want.

Saturday is now going to be "Spankable Saturday", photos of lovely ladies with lovely bottoms who have either been spanked, or at least look tempting enough to make you wish you could spank them.

Sunday will be "Silent Sunday".  All that means is that I'm not going to subject you to my usual verbiage, the only thing posted on that day will be a photo or photos with no words from me.  You might hear from me in the "Comments" section, but that's all.  Nothing but pictures, otherwise.

That's the plan.  I have no idea yet as to whether this change is permanent, or if I'll eventually go back to a more leisurely schedule.  For now, I'm just going to keep emptying out the archives.

Today's drawing:  I approve of the Mother's way of thinking in this one.  Spank the daughter now as a way of letting her know what will happen later if she doesn't make curfew.  Meanwhile, the boyfriend waits outside.  I think the young lady will listen to her Mother's warning, don't you?

Silent Sunday

Spankable Saturday

This was probably the easiest "Spankable" post I've ever done, thanks to Sports Illustrated's 50th anniversary cover photo.  The spankable ladies from left to right are Nina Agdal. Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen.

The Ups And Downs

A very "handy" man, indeed!

Tomb Raider

When Tomb Raider Lara Croft uncovered a sacred relic of the Elves and tried to take it back home to Croft Manor, an Elven warrior decided it was high-time to "uncover" something else....

Satyr-day

It's no "Teddy Bears Picnic".....but if you go out in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise....

Naughty Librarian

To her dismay, the Librarian discovered what could happen when you tell somebody "Shhhhh!" one too many times.....

Surrender, Dorothy!

"Don't you 'but Auntie Em' me, young lady!  From now on you get your chores done promptly and stop wasting time telling folks stories about this 'Oz' place"

Silent Sunday

Spankable Saturday

Roses are red

Violets are blue

What else should be red?

The bottom of YOU!

Happy Valentines Day!

It's Valentines Day!  How are you going to celebrate?

A little champagne, perhaps.  Some time together in the hot tub.  A little kiss and a whispered, "I love you", followed by a little spanking.....(okay, followed by a lot of spanking...)  Sound good to you?

Sounds good to me, too.  What a pity that I'll be at work nearly the whole day and won't be able to enjoy the day.  It also doesn't help that I'm not seeing anybody at the moment, and wouldn't have anyone to share this with, anyway.

However, if any of the female readers of this blog would care to wish me a "Happy Valentines Day",  please take a moment and leave it as a comment.  That'll give me something to look forward to when I finally do get home from work tomorrow, and I would certainly appreciate hearing from you.

I hope your Valentines Day turns out to be something special!

That's The Plan

Here's a cover from one of the versions of The Spencer Spanking Plan.  I'm not going to go into details about the plan.  That's already been chronicled in many other places on the web, and you can find that through any search engine.  I post this mainly because long-time readers of this blog will recognize the cover illustration as being the picture I originally used in my profile back when this blog started.  It doesn't look anything like me, of course--for that matter, neither does the current picture I'm using--but it does show a man spanking a woman.  That's an accurate enough description of me as far as I'm concerned....
:-)

I don't know if the photo is really Dorothy Spencer or not.  No reason to believe it isn't--maybe I'm just naturally cautious.  I will say this, she does look like she could use a good spanking...

Off To A Good Start

Another bride....

Another groom....

Another Spanko honeymoon....

You May Now Spank The Bride

I think we've all heard the old-fashioned superstition about how it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her gown before the wedding.

If you ask me, it's time for a new tradition, one where it's considered good luck for the groom to be a bit "old-fashioned" in regard to his new wife.  Ideally, the couple should find time for this new tradition somewhere between the wedding ceremony and the reception--but I imagine any time on the wedding day will do.

Silent Sunday

Spankable Saturday

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week was, I thought, going to be an easy choice this week.  Photos surfaced of two of actor Eddie Murphy's daughters, Bria and Shayne, doing a photo shoot.  They both are looking for a career in modeling, apparently, and some of the photos certainly qualified them for the "Spankable" nomination.

Two lovely young ladies, indeed, and both excellent candidates who, under most conditions, would have been named the Spankables of the week.

Then I saw a music video called "Can't Remember To Forget You" by Shakira which also features Rihanna, and I completely changed my mind as to who this week's winner was.

Interesting sheet on that bed.  I believe it was made from some of Robin Thicke's old suits...

This is one sexy video, to put it mildly.  I've even heard that there has been a call to have it banned.  That seems a little extreme and ridiculous to me.  Thankfully, that call has, so far, been a lone voice crying in the wilderness, and will hopefully be ignored.

I've read here and there that, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best, that Shakira's bottom is a definite 10.  I think there may even already be a picture or two of her on this blog in some previous post.  Let's just say this music video does nothing to disprove that.

Mind you, Rihanna is no slouch in the "spankable bottom" department, either.  In fact, if memory serves, she even expressed a fondness for being spanked in an old Rolling Stone interview.

The moment in the video that swayed me, though, was a shot of Shakira.  At the end of the first verse, the camera switches to an overhead view, and Shakira, wearing a skimpy black outfit, stretches out face down on the bed for a few seconds.  I confess, I said, "Oh...my...gawd" out loud when I saw this.

That is what I'd have to call "spankable perfection".  On a scale of 1 to 10, Shakira is an 11.  If I ever do another "Top Ten Celebrities I'd Love to Spank" list, she's number 1, no doubt about it.

Check out the video for yourself.  It's bound to be available on-line, or somewhere on TV if you have something like an On Demand section.

The clear winners of the Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week honors--Shakira and Rihanna.

The Hard Way

Another young lady learns that you shouldn't make fun of bald people....with glasses....and a funny mustache...

Tenting Tonight

There's just something about going camping.  (At least, I assume there is--personally, I want nothing to do with it!)  But I suppose it's nice to be miles away from everyone and everything, just you and your girlfriend sitting by a roaring fire under a crisp night sky, toasting some marshmallows.

Of course, if your girlfriend doesn't like camping and has been complaining the whole time, you might feel like toasting something else.....

A Whack On Wednesday

His expression seems stern, and that looks like a pretty solid spank applied to her backside....but in spite of the tear in her eye, could it be that she's...smiling?

It does sort of look that way, doesn't it?

Artwork Week

If Monday's post showed the effectiveness of the brush, this drawing is definitely celebrating the power of the palm.  For some of us, a strong right (or left) hand applied to a naughty lady's bare bottom is all we need, and this drawing illustrates that fact nicely.

Drawing Them In

A little artwork this week.  Nothing new, I'm afraid, but you know what the TV ads used to say--"If you haven't seen it, it's new to you".

This is an oldie but goody......or maybe that should be, "an oldie but ouchy"!

Spankable Bottom Of The Week

Technically, it should Spankable Bottoms Of The Week, as the honor goes to three flight attendants from Spanko Airlines.  Remember, if they don't give you the service you deserve, you get to give them the spankings they deserve!  I hope you've purchased your tickets in advance, as these flights are always full for some reason.....

And then there's the pilot, Captain Willa St. Cyr.  She promises to get you there on time.  If the flight is late, or you miss your connection, every passenger gets to smack her with the Official Spanko Airlines paddle as they deplane....

So try one flight with Spanko Airlines and I'm sure you'll agree--the skies don't get any friendlier than this!