...And The Inevitable Follow-Up TV Commercial

"9 out of 10 scientists agree--new and improved Sudso Laundry Detergent gets their lab coats whiter and brighter!!  (And the 10th scientist is reconsidering her position....)"

(photo courtesy of Punished Brats; the role of the 10th scientist is played by the lovely Nyssa Nevers)

TV Commercial We'd Like To See

  "Okay!!  I agree!!  You're lab coat IS whiter and brighter ever since you started using new and improved Sudso Laundry Detergent!!"

(photo courtesy of Punished Brats)

Scarlett Madison

I stumbled across this photo quite by accident.  No, it's not a nude photo and no, she's not modelling lingerie, but one look and I'm sure you'll understand why I decided to make "glamour" and "pin-up" model Scarlett Madison Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom of the Week....

I mean....Wowsers!

It's Just Good Manners

  I'm  not sure what this young lady did to earn a trip over this man's knee (although the low-cut neckline on what she's wearing might have had something to do with it)....

  Having said that, though, isn't it considerate of their friends in the background to turn their backs while she's getting her bottom spanked and look away to spare her any further embarrassment.....

Spanking etiquette--it does exist, people!

Double Jeopardy

The answer is--

First Girl:  "Oh my god, Melody, your bottom has completely recovered from the spanking Dr. Ken gave you."                                      

Second Girl:  "So has yours, Michelle.  I'm surprised....it was soooooo red!"

First Girl:  "Yours was redder."

Second Girl:  "No, yours was!"

First Girl:  "No, YOURS was...."

And the question is:  "What would Dr. Ken like to overhear at the upcoming 20-year anniversary Crimson Moon spanking party in Chicago this coming July?"

The Key To A Happy Marriage

Spank Wars

For Star Wars fans, if Saturday was May The Fourth Be With You....

....Does that make Monday Revenge Of The Sixth?

Wrong Blog

From the looks of her apron, I'd say she was looking for The Cherry Red Report and stumbled in here by mistake.....

However, since she's here, let's call this photo of Lucy Pinder Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week.

An E-card

Found this while browsing around.  I suspect that a few of my female readers can probably relate....

Speaking strictly for myself, two things:

1.  Small, large, somewhere in between, I really don't care about chest size.  I'm interested in the whole woman, not the size of her assets.

2.  Every female bottom is "spank-worthy".