Breaking The Rules

I don't know what the "rules" are for a good spanking photo.  I think we all have some idea of what should go into such a picture, but I don't know if any of the wonderful sites that produce original spanking material necessarily have a "checklist" of dos and don'ts.  If such a thing exists, I can think of two rules that are probably at the top of the "Don't" list....and the naughty young lady in the photo below is breaking both of them:

Rule #1 -- Don't look directly at the photographer.

Rule #2 -- Don't "smile for the camera".

Give me a hairbrush and this young lady over my knee for 20 minutes, and I guarantee she won't do it again... :-)

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

Time once again to post a few photos of those women with bottoms most Spankos would love to get their palms on.  I don't think I've posted any of these before, but it's possible--you do a blog for five years, you don't always remember if you're repeating a photo or not.  But, what the heck--if it was good enough to use in a previous post, it's good enough to post again.  Call it recycling....

From The Archives

These photos go back to 2003 from a site called Spankotronic.com.  I don't know the story behind it, but it certainly looks like a case of loving but firm parental discipline being handed out.  And judging by the young lady's reaction in the last photo, those last swats certainly must have gotten the message through!

Enjoy....

A Birthday Wish

She wished for a birthday spanking from her husband, blew out the candles on the cake, and the next thing you know, her wish came true!  What she didn't wish for, though, was for it to happen while all the party guests were still there......and she definitely didn't wish for all the guest to line up to be the next to give her a happy birthday spanking!

Yep, it's the same old moral, folks:  Be very, very careful what you wish for.....you just might get it (and get it good!)

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

This week's very spankable bottom belongs to Nicole Scherzinger, the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls.  All that singing and dancing certainly has her in fine shape!

This photo is a cropped version of the original.  Why they cropped it, I'll never know.  Maybe they had something against feet?  Here's the way it originally looked:

That is a very lovely and firm derriere,  You'd want to take your time spanking her, that's for sure.

The photo is by Raphael Mazzucco, and was taken for his book, Culo, a coffee-table book focusing on that portion of a woman's body that we, as spankers, tend to focus on.  It came out in November of 2011, but there are still plenty of copies available through Amazon.com and other booksellers.  The reviews of the book on Amazon are kind of mixed. to say the least.  Half of the reviews praise the book, the other half call it "disappointing" and don't like it.  There seems to be no middle ground on this one.  Only thing to do, I guess, is to buy a copy and decide for yourself!

Almost Got It Right

I was browsing around the various blogs I like to frequent this weekend and came across the picture below. Ordinarily I don't reblog something so soon--I like to let a few weeks go by, as a rule--but I thought this was cute and wanted to share it.  There's only one thing wrong with it, though.....

What's wrong with it isn't the girl.  She's positively cute and adorable and positioned nicely with her hands on the floor and her bare bottom upturned and just begging to be spanked.  No, what's wrong with it is the caption:  "I'll misbehave if it turns you on."  As captions go, it's all right, but it really doesn't do anything for me.  Do you know what the caption should be?  I'll tell you:

I'll misbehave if you promise to spank me afterward

Now, that would be just about perfect......

Still More Photo Caption Fun

"No, young lady, this can't 'wait 'til we get home'...."

More Photo Caption Fun

"But...but...everybody loves my Macaulay Culkin 'Home Alone' impression!"

Photo Caption Fun

"Damn!  This always happens when I reach for a book on the top shelf....or the bottom shelf....or some of the shelves in-between!  There's only one solution:  I have to give up reading!"