You Know You're A Spanko......

You know you're a spanko when you see a picture like this, and the first thing that crosses your mind is,

"Gee, one of those flip-flops would probably make a great spanking implement."

I Won!

It was pointed out to me by sixofthebest, a faithful follower of this blog, that I had come out the winner of the Nik Zula Spanking Art cartoon caption challange.

If you've been reading this blog for any length of time, you know that I often like to do what I usually call "Photo Caption Fun" posts.  I'll find a picture on the net, and usually when I look at it, a caption or a bit of dialogue will pop into my head.  Inevitably, the picture and the caption wind up posted here on my blog.  Sometimes they're funny.  That's usually what I aim for.  Sometimes they're not particularly funny, but the caption fits with the picture.  Either way, they wind up as a post here.

I first started doing this many years ago.  "Northern Spanking" a lovely site, used to publish an outtake from one of their photo sets and challanged their readers to supply a caption.  The prize was a free one-month membership to their site and, on my third try, I won.  The photo was of a lady and a man in a ski mask, and I believe the caption had something to do with a "Spanking Terrorist and his weapons of ass destruction".  I was thrilled to win, and very much enjoyed the month on the site.  So, when I started my blog, it wasn't long before I started putting captions to various pictures I found on the web.

I know I'm not the only site doing something like this.  Hermione of "Hermione's Heart" quite regularly has a "Complete the Caption" feature.  And Dave over on "The Cherry Red Report" has, on occasion, had photo caption contests with the prize being a one-month membership to one of Clare Fonda's amazing sites.

So it wasn't a total surprise when I was looking through Nik Zula's site and came across his challange, posted on July 11.  He had done a drawing of an older man spanking a girl with an amazed look on her face.  There was an empty dialogue balloon over the man's head, and an empty thought balloon over the girl.  His challange to his readers?  Supply a caption for the drawing, and he'd finish the cartoon with the winning lines of dialogue.

I couldn't resist, and did my best to come up with something that fit the drawing and especially something to match the look on the girl's face.  I finally picked something and submitted it.

Lo and behold, Nik Zula posted the results of the challange on July 17th.  There were many good entries--his most recent post shows the Top Six--but he picked the entry from Dr. Ken as the one he liked best.

You can see the series of posts on Nik's site, "Nik Zula Spanking Art".  I've added it to the blog roll, so you can find it here on the right hand side of the page.  Just click on it and you'll be taken there.  Enjoy all the other wonderful drawings that he has on his site, too!

Sounds Like......

We're nearing the end of July, and that means that Chicago Crimson Moon will once again be hosting a spanking party in their home state of Illinois.  And I don't know if it's the influence of Fifty Shades Of Grey, or just good word of mouth, but by all accounts this may be the most well-attended party in Crimson Moon's  19-year history.

I recently received a message from a lady who apparently had been asking questions of some of the CM veterans.  She wanted to know if I was planning on attending the July party, because I "sounded like a great spanker".

Which led me to wonder:  what does a great spanker sound like?

After giving it some thought, I can only conclude that, in the mind of a spankee, a great spanker must sound something like this........

                                         "SMACK!!"


Followed mentally by.......

                   (choir sings):  "Alllllllllllllll-leluia......."


(And in case anyone is wondering, yes, I will be attending the July party in Chicago.  If you're attending as well, please feel free to come up to me and say, "Hi".  I'd enjoy meeting you.  And, of course, if you're a lady interested in playing, let me know that, too!  I'm sure we could work something out.....)

Plug and Play

  Instructions for Player 1:

  1.  Press "Start"

  2.  Press "A" to begin spanking.

Happy 4th Of July

  Model Kate Upton is sending you a subliminal message.    I think it has something to do with her wishing everybody in the United States a safe and sane 4th of July.

  I wish that, too, but she's a lot nicer to look at......

  Happy 4th of July!!

The Least Favorite

"No!  No!  Not the dreaded 'diaper position'!"                              

(For what it's worth, I have to tell you that this is probably the least favorite spanking position for me to use.  Give me a good old-fashioned OTK girl any time!)

Mind Power

Often, when she was alone, Sarah liked to imagine that she was being spanked.....