Thankfully, there is Cable TV. The cable networks have no problem debuting new seasons of wonderful shows during Summer--Rescue Me and Eureka come to mind. And thankfully, this week has seen the return of two not-lame reality competition shows. Of course, for me, what makes them "not lame" are the two lovely and very spankable hosts--a very different set of criteria from the usual TV reviewer, to be sure.
Premiering last night on Lifetime, we have the return of Project Runway and the spankable bottom of Heidi Klum:
And on the previous night, we got the return of Top Chef and the equally spankable Padma Lakshmi:
If some cable network is feeling adventurous, I have two new reality shows I'd like to see--Project Spankway and Top Spankee. I know I'd watch!