Saturday, February 1, 2014

Spankable Bottom Of The Week

Technically, it should Spankable Bottoms Of The Week, as the honor goes to three flight attendants from Spanko Airlines.  Remember, if they don't give you the service you deserve, you get to give them the spankings they deserve!  I hope you've purchased your tickets in advance, as these flights are always full for some reason.....


And then there's the pilot, Captain Willa St. Cyr.  She promises to get you there on time.  If the flight is late, or you miss your connection, every passenger gets to smack her with the Official Spanko Airlines paddle as they deplane....


So try one flight with Spanko Airlines and I'm sure you'll agree--the skies don't get any friendlier than this!


8 comments:

vfrat25000 said...

That is one pre-flight safety message that would have 100% of my attention. Where do I sign up for their "Frequent Flyer Program!"

Dr. Ken said...

vfrat25000-- lol!

sixofthebest said...

I would be flying high, if I had such beautiful but naughty airline hostesses to spank on their bare bottoms. Each I would give 'six of the best' with a pliable stinging cane, across their bare bottoms.

Baxter said...

would love to fly that airline and watch carefully when she bends over to get something from the lower shelf of the beverage cart. ye ha

Enzo said...

Love that policy!
Ahh stewardesses, another favorite fantasy.

Flying recently, I had the opportunity to meet some stewardesses who looked like they could live up to the fantasy.

Dr. Ken said...

sixofthebest--Spanko Airlines is probably the only airline these days that would let you bring a cane on board...

Baxter--"No, not that one...the next one...the one further down....there, almost above the wheel....if you could just reach a little further...."

Enzo--They sound lovely. Keep flying that airline!

Jack P. said...

I might have to revisit my personal policy on not flying...

Jack P.

Anonymous said...

LIKe on that short lived airhostess U.S. series.