Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Poor Substitutes

Okay, here's the set-up: you need to give that certain someone a spanking, but you happen to be in a place where there is no convenient straight-backed chair or sofa, none of the usual places where you can sit down and place her firmly over your sturdy lap. What to do?

Obviously, you need to come up with a substitute, something to bend her over so you can get to the seat of the problem. It should be something sturdy, with a good strong base, something that will not give or shift or collapse as she moves about in response to the solid smacks you are applying to her tender derriere.

Very possibly you're coming up with a few ideas of what to do under those circumstances. For your benefit, here are a few that are not recommended for spanking purposes--









Actually, the last one could work, but c'mon--it's a picnic table! People gotta eat there!

3 comments:

sixofthebest said...

Take the naughty lady to any local hotel, and ask them can you use their washroom facilities. Sit yourself on the toilet seat, bend the naughty lady over your lap, pull up her dress, take down her panties, and wallop that bare bottom of her painfully bright red.

Poppy said...

The lady with the bike looks really cute!
I do not think spanking a lady who is in a hammock would work.

Hermione said...

A bicycle? That's like using a horse! Or a motorcycle. Or a shopping cart.

What about sitting down on the edge of the sidewalk? You may draw a few looks from passers-by, but oh, well.

Hugs,
Hermione