Friday, September 25, 2009

Some Friendly Advice

And the #1 thing to never say to a spanker is--

"Oh, yeah? So what are you going to do about it?"


Poppy said...

How about -

"You and whose army?"


"I am not sorry and you can't make me sorry."


"No matter what you say I am not going over your knee."


"I don't care and you can't make me care."

Sigh. Sometimes I wonder at myself, I really do.

Dr. Ken said...

Poppy--you are a wonder, that's for sure. And I believe your list very nicely makes #'s 2, 3, 4 and 5 on the list. Any one of them would have you doing the OTK lap dance in short order.....


Especially don't say it to a spanker with pockets big enough to carry an entire toy collection, like the lass in the photo. Looking at the issue from an F/m perspective that is.


Cheryl said...


You know me. You know that, for me, the object is to get spanked, not get out of it. So, for me, that would be the No. 1 thing to say. Actually, for me, the No. 1 thing to say to a spanker is "Wanna play?"


Pest said...

Dr. Ken, I like saying those things since I can ALWAYS get spanked using those type of sayings. LOL!

Poppy, very good alternatives! LOL! I am sure you keep your spankers on their toes!

Radha said...

Your commentors make some very good points. A girl's gotta do what she's gotta get a good spanking! :)

Poppy said...

Pest- I only have one man that spanks me and it he that keeps me on my toes.

I will send him to you guys as you all seem most enthusiastic about getting spanked.

The other thing that seems to launch me over his lap is the simple word, "Shan't."
It seems that I have no idea how to avoid getting spanked.

Dr. Ken said...

Prefectdt--You're right, she wouldn't need a suitcase or a duffel bag. And in the back pocket, she probably has a Blueberry pie.....

Cheryl--You don't even have to say anything....just show up....and the next thing you know, people want to spank you. :-)

Pest--I'm sure you have no trouble getting spanked!

Radha--and some girls (I'm not naming names, mind you)probably don't have to do all that much.

Poppy--Good! No one wants you to avoid getting spanked, so let's keep it that way. :-)