And then there's the pilot, Captain Willa St. Cyr. She promises to get you there on time. If the flight is late, or you miss your connection, every passenger gets to smack her with the Official Spanko Airlines paddle as they deplane....
So try one flight with Spanko Airlines and I'm sure you'll agree--the skies don't get any friendlier than this!
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That is one pre-flight safety message that would have 100% of my attention. Where do I sign up for their "Frequent Flyer Program!"
vfrat25000-- lol!
I would be flying high, if I had such beautiful but naughty airline hostesses to spank on their bare bottoms. Each I would give 'six of the best' with a pliable stinging cane, across their bare bottoms.
would love to fly that airline and watch carefully when she bends over to get something from the lower shelf of the beverage cart. ye ha
Love that policy!
Ahh stewardesses, another favorite fantasy.
Flying recently, I had the opportunity to meet some stewardesses who looked like they could live up to the fantasy.
sixofthebest--Spanko Airlines is probably the only airline these days that would let you bring a cane on board...
Baxter--"No, not that one...the next one...the one further down....there, almost above the wheel....if you could just reach a little further...."
Enzo--They sound lovely. Keep flying that airline!
I might have to revisit my personal policy on not flying...
Jack P.
LIKe on that short lived airhostess U.S. series.
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