Happy Holiday, USA!

"Okay, okay, I promise!  I'll never serve Tofurkey again!!  (But can I at least keep wearing this politically incorrect but sexy outfit?)"

Happy Thanksgiving to all of my fellow Americans!

Another Swat On "The Big Bang Theory"

Those who watched The Big Bang Theory on Nov. 21st once again saw Sheldon (Jim Parsons) give his girlfriend Amy (Mayim Bialik) a good solid swat to her backside.

It's Thanksgiving, and Sheldon is being forced to spend the day at the home of his friends, Howard and Bernadette.  He's not looking forward to it, but he actually winds up having a good time watching the football game and drinking beer (lots of beer) with Bernadette's dad.  The alcohol has them both pleasantly plastered, to put it mildly, but ignoring everybody else, including Howard, who feels somewhat hurt by it.

This finally leads to a confrontation as Bernadette storms out of the kitchen, followed by Howard and Amy, and lets them know they've hurt Howard's feelings and should apologize to him.  Sheldon at first laughs it off, but then Amy walks over to him and tells him he's being rude.  This finally gets through to him, and he stands up next to Amy and says that he has had alcohol and has acted inappropriately and apologizes.  The apology is accepted.

Sheldon then looks at Amy and announces to everyone, "Isn't she great?"  Amy is a little flustered by the compliment, but smiles.  Sheldon then tells her to run off and get them a few more beers--and, to get her going, gives her a big smack on the bottom!

Amy heads for the kitchen.....but as she goes, she starts to get a big, big smile on her face!  It's a cute moment, and it plays nicely off of the spanking that happened on the show earlier in the year.  It happens near the end of the show.  If you get the chance, go watch it!

Photo Caption Fun

  "Oddly enough, this is exactly how the girls looked a half-hour later when they lined up and bent over to be paddled by the school disciplinarian for this incident..."

Spankable Bottom Of The Week

The Minnesota Vikings football team has absolutely sucked this year.  I mean, they've been horrible.  The defense can't stop anybody, we have a starting QB who, as near as I can tell, isn't anywhere near being an NFL-caliber quarterback (he makes an accurate long pass about once every 5 games), our star running back has been hurting and not running like he's capable of doing.....I could go on, but it would only make me crazy.

The only good thing about this football season is that we played a Thursday night game not too long ago.  Yes, we actually won that game, but I was actually more interested in the lovely lady who sang the theme song for the show.

I did a search on Google and found out her name is Priyanka Chopra, an actress from India who is now turning her focus to music.  Here's another picture:

I was all set to pronounce her Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week--but then, thanks to the vagaries and quirks of search engines, while browsing for pictures of Priyanka I came across some photos of  this lady:

Her name is Sherlyn Chopra.  She, too, is an actress from India and has appeared in Playboy magazine, one of the first women from India to do so.  Here's another photo:

I was about to change my mind and name her as Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week--but then, thanks to the vagaries and quirks of search engines, while perusing pictures of Sherlyn I came across this picture of a lady named Parineeti Chopra, who not only is an actress from India but is also a cousin of Priyanka Chopra:

Look--I'm a busy man.  I don't have time to chase down every thread that a search engine throws at me.  So, here's the deal:  if you're of legal age, an actress from India, and your last name is "Chopra"--you're Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week.

That should cover it......

Love Our Lurkers 8

It's that magical time of the universe.....Tuesday after lunch....and our intrepid heroes have just.....

No, wait...that's something else entirely.

It's Love Our Lurkers day, is what it is.

Or I should say, Tuesday, Nov. 12th, was Love Our Lurkers day.  Somehow, the last several years, I've never found out about this special day until several days after the event.  We really need a better way to get the word out so that even people like me can hear about it in advance and participate.

Mind you, I'm not sure how we'd do that.

I remember the first few years of LOL day.  Bonnie of MY BOTTOM SMARTS actually sent out emails about it.  Quite impossible to do these days, of course.  She'd have to spend several days doing nothing but email to cover the vast number of spanking blogs out there.  Still, I wish I'd found out about it in time.

So, what I think we should do--and what I'm going to do here, anyway--is declare this to be not LOL day, but Love Our Lurkers Week!  That way I--and all those other bloggers out there who came to the party a bit late--can still participate in a timely manner.

And, of course, that means that all of you wonderful people out there--the ones this day is named for--can still drop in and look around.  And, of course, do the one thing you don't normally do--leave a comment!  We love hearing from you...really, we do!  And I can certainly understand going to a blog, looking around, and then leaving without a word.  Even I do that from time to time.

But this is the one day of the year dedicated to you.  It's our chance to show our appreciation to all our visitors.  So please take a moment to reciprocate.  You don't have to leave a lengthy message...you don't even have to use your real name.  Even a simple "hi" is fine.  I leave the details up to you.

I'd love to hear from you.  It's what Love Our Lurkers day is all about....and it would make my day, too!

The Discussion

  "Of course we can talk about this....

  "And this is the way I talk about things with a misbehaving wife who breaks the household rules!"

Veterans Day

Let us always remember all those who served their country, past and present.....

An Express Look

Express.com is an online Men's and Women's clothing store.  At the moment, when you go there, this is the first photo you run into.  It's also on their mail catalog.  You might call it a cover photo.

I'm calling it Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week--for obvious reasons.

2 Broke Girls

There's a whole lot of bottom-smacking going on in the Oct. 7th  CBS TV show, 2 Broke Girls--very light, to be sure, but still there.  It's Season 3, episode 3, and it's no surprise that the episode is titled, "2 Broke Girls And The Kitty Kitty Spank Spank".

(Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs as Max and Caroline of 2 Broke Girls)

In the episode, Max wants to take in a stray cat, bur roommate Caroline insists that they try to find it a better home.  One of the people they try is the owner of the diner they work in, Han.

(Diner owner Han, played by Matthew Moy)

Han is taking inventory in the kitchen.  Max asks him if he'd want to adopt a stray cat who, among other things, likes to be spanked on the bottom while you say his name.  Han, still working, can't imagine why anyone would like that.  He then bends over to count items on a lower shelf.  Max decides to demonstrate, and she swats Han 5 times, saying with each swat, "Kitty.....kitty.....kittykittykitty".  The look on Han's face afterward is priceless.  I think maybe the appeal of it starts to dawn on him.

Later, on their way out of the kitchen, Max does the same 5 swats to Caroline--two slow, and then three together, while again saying, "Kitty....kitty....kittykittykitty".  Caroline giggles and says something to the effect of, "That does feel kind of nice."  (I'm working from memory, so any quotes are going to be inexact.  Sorry about that.)

Still later in the show, Han finds Max leaning on a counter.  He walks up behind her, and you can guess what he does, only instead of "kitty" he uses her name, calling her "Maxie".

("Maxie...Maxie....MaxieMaxieMaxie")

Then, when he's done, he turns around and bends over, assuming it's his turn.  Max's response to Han is to tell him that 1) She now owns the diner, and 2) He should NEVER do that again.  Apparently Max can dish it out, but she can't take it--or, more likely, she can take it, but not from Han.  Not ever.

There is one final incident at the very end of the show when everything has been resolved.  Max once again swats Caroline on the butt, to the same tune of "Kitty...kitty...kittykittykitty".  Caroline again winds up giggling and wonders out loud, "Why do I like that?"  (I'm sure all the readers of this blog could tell her.)

You can, I'm sure, find the episode online, or find clips of it on YouTube.  Or--as I always say--check with Chross's Blog.  If he doesn't have it at the moment, he probably will at some point in the future.

Oh, yeah...at one point in the show, Max is actually holding the stray cat and gives him the bottom-spanking treatment.  The cat seems unimpressed.