I'm Ready For My Tattoo, Mr. DeMille

I was listening to my favorite radio program--the Lori and Julia show on what I like to refer to as "Radio Spanko". I've long suspected Lori of having spanko tendencies, while Julia has always seemed a bit more conserative. I may have to change that opinion.

On the first day of the week, one segment of their program is called, "Sex Monday". It's devoted to various polls, studies, or any other bits of news or information related to the favorite topic of men and women everywhere. One of the subjects Lori started talking about was the latest trend in tattoos.

Certainly, a woman getting a little tattoo on her tush is nothing new. Butterflies, flowers, and fairies have been adorning the female posterior for years. The latest "in" thing, Lori informed her cohost, was not discreet little drawings at all, but words--putting something to read on the nether regions.

At which point, Julia interrupted and asked, "Like what? 'Spank me'?"

Ah, I do love listening to the drive-time divas.......

"Okay, I'm ready to begin....but are you sure you want the tattoo to read, 'How's my driving?'"

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Spanksgiving, as we like to say! Celebrate the way our forefathers did.....

Okay, maybe that's not exactly how they celebrated. (I never said this blog was politically correct.....)

Photo Caption Fun

"Maybe, if you spank me, I'll tell you where I hid the rest of the remotes!"

Something For Everyone

Here's the truth of the matter: It's the weekend, I just started my vacation from work.....bottom line is, I don't feel like doing much writing.

So I thought I'd do a picture post and let it go at that. And just for fun, I hunted down a picture showing each of the different variations--M/F, F/M, F/F, and M/M.

Brought to you by Dr. Ken, E.O.S. (Equal Opportunity Spanko).......

The Machine Age

Recently I heard about the latest thing in vending machines: Facial Recognition Software.

This is not the sort of Facial Recognition program that, say, Las Vegas casinos use in trying to pinpoint an individual. It's much more general. Here's how it works:

Let us use as an example a machine that dispenses beverages of all kinds. The machine will do a general scan of the customer and then make a drink recommendation based on what it 'sees'. For example, if it scans an adult male, the machine may recommend a coffee drink, figuring he's in the middle of his work day and may need the pick-me-up. If the scan reveals the customer to be a young adult female, it may recommend a drink that tends to be a bit sweeter. If the customer is just a child, it may recommend juice. And if the customer is an older male or female, it might suggest a healthier drink, like green tea.

People are free to ignore the recommendations, of course. But the suggestions could be helpful during those times when you know you want something, but haven't quite made your mind up as to what it is you want

Naturally, I think this idea could quite easily be converted into something we spankos can use--

"BASED ON MY B.R.S. (BOTTOM RECOGNITION SOFTWARE), I RECOMMEND THE TREATMENT CONTINUE FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES."

Remembering Our Veterans

For the vast majority of the year, this blog is dedicated to fun spanky kind of stuff. i try to look at our favorite topic with a light, humorous tone. Hopefully I manage to succeed most of the time.

Every know and then, however, I have to get serious. Veteran's Day is always one of those times.

Naturally, for all of us who are celebrating today, I wish you a wonderful holiday. But never lose sight of exactly what it is we are celebrating this day.

Here's to all of those who have served our country in the past, as well as those who are serving it now, putting their duty above all else, and making the sacrifices necessary to help keep us safe and our nation free.

We will always remember.....

A Radio Ad

Recently, an ad from the insurance company Geico has been playing on the radio. It uses an old nursery rhyme for it's starting point. I don't have the exact wording of the ad in front of me, so I apologize for any mistakes, but the ad goes something like this:

"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack knocked over a candlestick.... onto the shag carpet. Soon his pants ignited into flames forcing him to stop, drop and roll."

The ad then goes on to try and sell you some insurance to protect you from such a disaster.

Now, maybe it's just me. Maybe it's because I write a spanking blog. But every time I hear that ad, the same thought crosses my mind: If Jack knocked over a lit candlestick onto the shag carpeting, I bet I know the real reason his pants ignited:


(photo courtesy of Clare Spanks Men, clarespanksmen.com)

Drum Roll, Please!

As of last Friday, not 2.......

Not 4....

But 6....yes, 6.....

....Six hundred thousand, that is!!

Yes, last Friday the Stat Counter registered the 600,000th hit on Spanking Minnesota! Not bad for a humble little blog from the Midwest.....

Help me celebrate! Give somebody a spank today!

Just don't be surprised if they smack your bottom in return....

Thanks to everybody who ever dropped by!

You Get What You Deserve

"You DIDN'T vote?!?"

(All other ladies out there who neglected their patriotic duty....come see me ASAP!)