Math Is Hard

They had told her that Math would be hard.

She hadn't realized that they meant it would be hard on her bottom!


** This post selected by Chross as a "Spanking Of The Week" **

My 6-year Blogiversary!!

Maybe it's because I've been somewhat busy and distracted.  Maybe it's the mind-numbing Winter weather we've been having.  Maybe I'm getting old (naw, it couldn't possibly be that!).  Whatever the reason, I managed to skip right by this blog's Anniversary date!

January 16, 2008.  I sat down in front of my computer after browsing through many a spanking blog and said to myself, "Heck, I can do that."  And now, 6 years later, I'm still trying to convince myself of that fact.  It certainly hasn't been as easy as I thought it was going to be--but it's sure been fun!

I find it hard to believe that this blog is (for the moment, anyway) still here, and Bonnie's My Bottom Smarts has closed up shop.  Bonnie was one of the first to bring attention to my blog by including it in one of her "New blogs" posts.  Amber "Pixie" Wells was another who exchanged links with me early on, which helped drive in some much needed traffic.  And, as always, I have to mention Dave of The Cherry Red Report who, if memory serves was the very first person to include me in their blog roll.

I also have to thank Chross for every now and then including me in his blogs "Spankings of the Week" feature.  A mention there and I see the number of visitors per day double, triple or quadruple over what I normally get.  Thanks, Chross, it's much appreciated.

And, of course, writing this blog has meant that I've had the chance to get to know--online, at least--so many other wonderful people who share my appreciation and enjoyment of This Thing We Do.  Thank you, Hermione, Ronnie, Veronica, Devlin, Michael and Season and all the others who drop by and leave a comment or two now and then and still manage to do such marvelous work on their own blogs.

It's a few days late, but "better late than never".  So roll out the barrel, strike up the band, and let's party!  I know exactly how I'd like to celebrate--any ladies care to volunteer for the festivities?

It's been a trip for 6 years.  Shall we try for 7?

By Any Other Name...

I know this is usually called "mooning".  I prefer to call it "just asking for a good spanking'!

The girl on the left should be spanked, as well.....for "most obviously fake reaction to someone mooning"!

And The Spankable Bottom Of The Week Is.......

After seeing some of the pictures that came out of the 2014 Golden Globes, I must admit I was all set to name Emma Watson  (better known as Hermione from the Harry Potter movies) as "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week"--especially after seeing her in that Dior hospital gown...er, dress.  The gown looks normal from the front, but is open down the back.  Her back is bare, but she is wearing pants.

I figured I'd check out a few photos, find the most fetching photo of her bum, and that would be that.  Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that the pants were actually very loose-fitting.  There really isn't a single photo from the red carpet that shows her bottom off to advantage.

She still is "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week", but I have to go back a few years to find a couple of pictures to illustrate it.

So there you have it--definitely spankable.  And Emma, if you're listening--you're a beautiful young actress.  You can afford to wear tighter clothing that shows you off!

Beating The Cold

Polar vortex?  What polar vortex??

It's 2014!

Best wishes to you for 2014!  It's a brand-spanking-New Year!  Time to celebrate!

Hey...you celebrate your way.....I'll celebrate mine!

Happy New Year, everybody!