Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

The Spankable Bottom for this week belongs to supermodel Kate Upton......

(photo courtesy of Egotastic.com)

She could crawl across my lap for a spanking anytime!

And, since 'tis the Season, here's a bonus bottom.  Don't say I never gave you anything for Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Did you ever wonder how Santa maintains such a high rate of productivity in his Workshop?

Apparently, even the female worker elves are not exempt from the "Naughty" list.....

So, tell me, all female readers of this blog......which list are you on?  Naughty or Nice?

You get a spanking either way.....just in case you hadn't already figured that out.  So, leave a comment and let me know.  And while you do that, I'll go get the Dr. Ken Spankmobile ready......

Merry Christmas!

Things I Learned In 2012

Never trust a Mayan.

:-)

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

It's time once again for Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom of the Week.  The only question is:  Which week?

I never put up a post on this subject last week, so it certainly could be a post for that time period.  On the other hand, it's already Wednesday, and since my schedule has been busier than usual lately, it should probably serve as the post for this week.

So which is it?  The answer, of course, is......both.

And since the post is covering two different weeks, I think it's only logical that this post be Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottoms of the Week.  And I can think of no better duo to nominate for the owner than the lovely Amber "Pixie" Wells, one of the driving forces behind the aptly named Punished Brats site.......

And her friend, the equally lovely (and equally bratty) Lily Anna.....

I've never had the pleasure of meeting these two ladies.  I'm sure it would be one of my fondest memories if I ever had.  I've had some correspondence with Pixie in the past, and I found her to be a warm, charming, friendly and very witty young lady.  To be all that and still have the ability to make you want to throw her over your knee and paddle her bottom is no mean feat.  And I have no doubt Lily Anna has the exact same qualities.

You can just tell these two are real close friends, can't you?

So there you have it.  Two spankable bottoms to cover last week and this week, and I cannot imagine two better representatives of the genre.  And that brings us to "The End" of this blog entry.

Or maybe that should be, "The Ends"?

(All photos courtesy of Amber "Pixie" Wells and Punished Brats)

That Old Combination

I remember the first time I saw this photo.  I thought it was pretty cool.

I had never seen it before, and with all the web browsing that I do, that's saying something!  It seemed like a nice, old-timey photo.  It seems to me that there was also supposed to be a story behind it, that the gentleman was someone important, like a Japanese Prime Minister or Cabinet member or a General or Emperor or something like that.  And the lady was either supposed to be his wife or his mistress.  Alas, the details of that story are lost in the passages of Time.

Still, I thought it was an interesting photo find.  And then, I saw this:

Yep.  It's the exact same photo.  The heads of the spanker and spankee were switched out to create the first picture..  It's that old combination of someone having PhotoShop and too much time on their hands. And I confess I totally bought it.

Oh, well.  Odd thing is, I still like the first photo....but you know the old saying:  Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, and you'll get a really good spanking, young lady!

(That is how the old saying goes, right?)

The Big Bang Theory

A lovely member of Hanky Spanky MN alerted me to this past Thursday's episode of CBS's The Big Bang Theory, and I would be remiss in my blogging duties if I didn't cover it--even though practically everybody else has seen it, commented on it, blogged about, and--in Chross's case--put up a clip of it.  But I say, "Why should they have all the fun?"

The show focuses on four friends--all of them brilliant scientists and teachers, and all of them card-carrying members of the Geek and Nerd brigade.  While the main thrust of the plot is on the relationship of Leonard and Penny (she's a waitress who lives in the apartment next door and is street-smart as opposed to Leonard's scientific genius), in most recent years some of the other men have gotten into relationships, as well.  Probably the one that stands out is the pairing of Dr. Sheldon Cooper (played by Jim Parsons) with the equally brilliant Amy Farrah Fowler (played by Mayim Bialik).  Sheldon isn't asexual, it's just that sex isn't important to him.  He has better things to do.  On the other hand, ever since becoming Sheldon's girlfriend, Amy has found her sexual needs blossoming.  (Yes, that's a bad pun--Mayim Bialik starred in the TV show Blossom many years ago.)

On this past Thursday's episode, Amy is sick and insists that Sheldon--as per their relationship agreement--take care of her.  Sheldon proves up to the task--he's so good, in fact, that even though becomes well after about a day, she continues to play sick so that Sheldon will continue to look after her.  It isn't long before Sheldon discovers the ruse and is rather upset.  Amy apologizes, but Sheldon believes that there should be some sort of penalty involved so as to discourage this type of behavior in the future.  After discussing a rejecting an idea or two, Sheldon admits that--although it's a bit "old school"--his father was never one to "spare the rod" when his brother got into trouble.

With a slight tremor in her voice, Amy says, "Are you saying that you want to spank me?"

Sheldon replies that he doesn't WANT to, it's just that he feels she has left him no choice.  (Any of this sounding familiar to any of you spankos out there?)

Amy nods and agrees, and then says the words every spanker likes to hear--"I've been a very bad girl."

Before they get started, Amy asks if she can put some music on so that the neighbors won't be disturbed by the sound of him disciplining her.  She hits the remote, and music starts to play--not surprising, it's sort of a Barry White-type background music.  You can tell Amy is already miles ahead of Sheldon as it pertains to the situation.

Sheldon has her get over his knees.  When the first swat lands, Amy's reaction is laughter and an excited, "Oh, my!"

Sheldon says, "Excuse me!  You're not supposed to be enjoying this!"

To which Amy replies with a perfectly straight face, "Then perhaps you should spank me harder."

Sheldon agrees, and as the next swat lands, the picture fades to black and to the credits, although we do hear a "Woo hoo!" from Amy in the background.

The whole scene is cute and adorable (or "adorkable", if you prefer).  Mayim's performance as Amy is nicely nuanced and cleverly done.  Ordinarily, I would accuse Hollywood of "faking" the spanking.  The robe Amy is wearing is floor length, and it would have been easy for them to give her some padding under there to protect her backside.  However, I've looked a few times at her reaction to the second swat.  She screws up her face in anticipation of it, just like most people do.  That's either very good acting and attention to detail, or she really did take a couple of swats for the team.

All in all, a wonderful and unexpected spanking moment.  The CBS site has a clip of the scene, and, as mentioned, it's available on Chross's blog, too--and probably a few other blogs, as well.  If your cable has an "On Demand" feature, I urge you to go and watch the entire episode, or view it online if that's your preference.

Let's hear it for Amy and Sheldon!

(Amy and Sheldon playing "Doctor" on a past episode of The Big Bang Theory)

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

Is it just my imagination, or has Lady Gaga been a naughty girl and gotten a spanking?

I could be wrong, of course, but it sure looks like there's some color in those cheeks......

Blog Rolling....

One of these days I've got to go through the Blog Roll and clean it out.

I'm sure there are some defunct Blogs in there, blogs that haven't seen a new post since 2006 and that the Blogger long ago abandoned.  The problem, of course, is that going through the Roll takes time.  And time has been in short supply the last few weeks--a fact that probably won't change until after the New Year.
In fact, I strongly considered shutting the blog down for the month of December, putting up a post that read, "Closed Until 2013".  Thankfully, I talked myself out of it.  (What can I say?  I'm easy....)

Anyway, I did do some poking around on the Blog Roll, and I deleted a couple of blogs for various reasons.  As we all know, Nature abhors a vacuum. (I'm like Nature in that regard, although in my case it's more a matter of "I abhor TO vacuum".)  So I've added a couple of blogs to the list.

Remember LOVE OUR LURKERS day not too long ago?  The nice thing about that day is you get comments from people you never knew were out there, and in many instances, they have blogs, too.  If they're kind enough to visit my blog and leave a little note, I'm more than happy to return the favor, and have a look around their blog in the process.  If I like it, you can bet it's going to wind up as an entry on my Blog Roll.

Consequently we welcome two blogs into the ranks.  The first is MrBBSpanker's blog, "A Domestic Discipline Society."  The second blog was going to be from a lovely lady named Chelsea called, "Knowing Your Roles", but she and her husband are in the process of opening a new site, and she notes that starting January 1st, 2013, all traffic will be redirected to the new location.  So I'm going to jump the gun a little and add it to the blog roll now.  It's called, "Learning DD".

As you can easily tell, both blogs deal with the subject of Domestic Discipline.  As more and more people consider this as an option for their relationships, these blogs should both prove to be a wonderful source of information and a valuable resource.

Links to both sites have been added to the blog roll.  Just click the link.  Happy reading!

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

No anonymous models this time--the Spankable Bottom of the week belongs to the lovely Rosaleen Young.

Here are a few more photos of her bottom getting the attention it richly deserves:

Happy Blogiversary To.......

Hey, everybody!  Guess who's celebrating her 3-year Blogiversary this week?

For the past 3 years, Veronica has been sharing the wonderful pictures and photosets of the spankings she's been getting from her husband....and, on occasion, the spankings she's been able to give when the roles have been switched.  While she's very careful about revealing her face (as you can tell from the title header above), her spankings have always been shown in glorious color (pink and red, mostly) as well as some photographic work in black and white.  And in all instances, she's chronicled these events with a great deal of style, grace, and humor.

So please go visit her blog--OldFashionGirl Spanking--and wish her a happy 3 years of blogging and best wishes for many more years to come.  You can find a link to her blog in the blog roll.  Once there, you might have to scroll down a few posts to find her Blogiversary message, but please take the time to do so, and enjoy the other posts on the way.

And, as I always say, when  you get there, please leave a comment.  All bloggers love comments.  It doesn't have to be an elaborate message.  Just saying "hi, happy blogiversary" would suffice.

Or you could even say, "Dr. Ken told me to come here and wish you a happy blogiversary."  Believe me, I won't mind.....  :-)

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

Last Friday I named actress Berenice Marlohe "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week".  She definitely deserves the honor, but it was a bit of joke, since this blog has never had a feature called, "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week".

Since then, I decided, "Why not?"  So this week starts what I hope to be a weekly feature.  I may not remember to do it every week, but I aim to try.

The pictures won't always be of actresses or celebrities.  Sometimes, they'll be anonymous or names you've never heard of.  There's only one thing they need to qualify for this honor--a spankable derriere.  And just about every woman qualifies.

So here's this week's edition--several pictures, in fact.  Enjoy!

Happy Spanksgiving!

I'd just like to take a moment and wish all the readers of this blog (well, the American readers, anyway) a very Happy Thanksgiving!

To all my spanking friends--those I've known, those I know now, and those I hope to meet and get to know in the future--have a wonderful holiday!

Skyfall

Berenice Marlohe is the latest Bond girl and appears in the movie SKYFALL.  After looking at these photos, I'm sure it'll come as no surprise when I say that Berenice gets the award as "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom of the Week"!

This would admittedly be more impressive if I actually had a regular feature on this blog called, "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom of the Week".....Maybe I should start one.....

From The Archives

I very often refer to "the archives" on this blog.  Usually, it's because I've been digging through the files looking for a specific picture that I want to use for a post.  Sometimes it's because I want to illustrate a post I've written, but don't have a picture in mind, and am just looking for something suitable.  Either way, it's always fun to check them all out.

Calling them "the archives" makes it sound rather grand, but it's really nothing more than folders of picture files that I've saved over the years on different computers.  I think there's 4 main folders, and each one has several thousand .jpgs, .bmps, and .gifs (mostly .jpgs).  The one I have on this computer already has over 10,000 files.  The pictures themselves fall into two categories:  Spanking and Spankable.

The "Spanking" category is any picture or drawing that is related to a spanking--either before, during or after.  The majority are of the "during" phase, since pictures of a spanking in progress are, to me, much more interesting.

"Spankable", as you might guess, are pictures of attractive ladies in various stages of undress, with the emphasis focused on their derrieres.  You can't be a Spanker like me without also being an admirer of the female bottom.

Here are the first few photos from my oldest archive.  They're not necessarily the oldest photos I have, but the file names have them listed first.  It's a pretty good indication of what those archives look like.  Here they are:

As you see, you get a little bit of everything, from a woman getting the seat of her jeans warmed up to a Spirit drawing to several ladies looking very spankable.  The last two pictures, if I remember correctly, are of actress Tia Carrere from a photo shoot she did for Playboy.  I don't think I've ever nominated Tia in my Top Ten list of spankable actresses, but judging by these pictures, I definitely should have.

I'm sure I'll be doing more archive posts like this in the future.  It's nice to have all those pictures on the hard drive.  It's even nicer to be able to share them.  I hope you enjoy them!

Love Our Lurkers 7

Well, well.....what have we here?  Lurkers?

No, not lurkers.....Just four girls in a pool, outdoors, topless and mooning the camera.
I think they should be taken out of the water one-by-one, put across a knee, and be given a sound spanking on their upturned bottoms!

(Okay, I have my weekend fantasy all figured out.  What's yours?  And will you be able to turn it into a reality?)

Today is also the 7th annual LOVE OUR LURKERS day!  It's the day we bloggers celebrate YOU, the people who drop by and visit to read our posts but never comment in any way, shape or form.  That's perfectly okay.  I, for one, am just glad you dropped by.

But today is the one day out of the year where we ask that you do leave a little comment, even if it's just to say, "Hi".  We know you're out there, and we really would like to hear from you.  You're important to all of us bloggers, so please take your moment in the spotlight, and leave a comment.  You'll make it an even better weekend for me if you do.

I love you, people!

VOTE!!

  " 'Not going to vote'???  Oh, yes, you ARE, young lady!!! "

Today is Election Day in the United States.  I urge all of my U.S. readers to get out and exercise their right to vote.  You have a say in deciding your own fate....you have a say in what's going to happen in the next four years and what direction the country is going to take.  The chance to vote is a right and a privilege.  Don't throw it away by not participating.

Just remember:  If you don't vote, then you have no right to complain about the outcome and whatever results from it!

Photo Caption Fun

  "Couldn't you just give me an 'INCOMPLETE' like all my other teachers???"

Happy Halloween

If memory serves, I got this lovely picture off of Devlin O'Neill's excellent blog many years ago.  Hopefully he doesn't mind if I re-use it this Halloween.

I hope everyone had a good time celebrating, and that all the spankable schoolgirls, naughty nurses and slutty  zombies got their share of tricks and treats--not to mention a few well-deserved spankings.  I guess the only thing to figure out is whether a good spanking counts as a trick or a treat?

Of course, a lot of people out East spent Halloween getting Sandy-blasted.  Hardly a happy holiday.  So to all of my friends, readers and fellow spankos out East--my thoughts and prayers are with you.  Here's hoping the storm finally dissipates, and everyone can start getting back to normal.

Let Me Guess.....

I was just doing some random searches on Google when I found this picture.  I know nothing about it, don't know the story behind it, don't know what's going on here.  Since it's a free country, though, I thought I'd just take a guess as to the nature of the picture......something which is also known as, "Making stuff up".

(I like the picture, btw, and the expression on her face is wonderful.)

If I had to guess (and I do), I'd say that it's this young lady's birthday and, obviously, part of the celebration involved the tradition of a birthday spanking.  I think that everyone who gave her the necessary birthday swats then signed and dated the paddle that was used as part of a unique birthday present for her.

And, as the expression on her face shows, she is absolutely overcome with........uh......."joy".  Yeah, that's it....."joy".

I could be wrong, of course.  But that's my (made-up) story and I'm sticking to it.....

Well, This Sucks

This is not the way my Saturday was supposed to go.

An out-of-town lady that I had been corresponding with off-and-on for a while was actually going to be in the Twin Cities this weekend.  We had talked about getting together for a cup of coffee, get to know each other a little better, and if things went well, there might even have been a spanking in her future.

Yesterday--Friday--my supervisor at work came up to my and informed me that the workload had been running heavy the last few days, and they were drafting me to come in for overtime on Saturday, one of my off days, to help get them caught up.

Now, I have nothing against overtime.  I don't get nearly enough of it, and I could certainly use the extra money. But of all the times for it to happen, it had to be this Saturday? 

So, instead of my Saturday looking something like this.....

...I'm afraid it's actually going to look more like this.....

There are times when I realize it would be nice to be independently wealthy......

Hanky Spanky MN

Did you know that Minnesota has it's very own spanking group?

Hanky Spanky MN was started a few years back by a lovely Minnesota lady who attended a few spanking parties in Chicago and asked herself, "Why don't we have something like this back in the Land of 10,000 Lakes?  A group for spankers and spankees who want to play and explore their spanking interests in a safe, sane and consensual environment."  I often asked myself the same question but, unlike me, she did something about it and Hanky Spanky MN came into existence.

Hanky Spanky MN is an attempt to build a spanking community right here in the Twin Cities.  Whether you're a pure Spanko or whether spanking is just one of the many kinks you find interesting--whether you're a veteran of the spanking game or have just recently read a few popular books and are finding yourself intrigued by some of the Spanking passages--this is the place for you.  The group is all about spanking, period.  It's the only activity this group engages in.  Check your other kinky interests at the door.

The group is looked after by four moderators, two men and two women, so you should be able to find someone to talk to that you feel comfortable with..  I'm fortunate enough to currently be one of the Mods..  We have a munch--a non-play meet and mingle talkfest--on the 4th Tuesday of every month.  Please note that the fourth Tuesday of every month is not necessarily the last Tuesday of every month.  This month, for example, our next munch is next week, Oct. 23rd.  The munches are from 7 p.m. until 9 p.m. at a local restaurant.  We have a private room there so the conversation can be free-flowing and you can say the word, "spanking" without having to censor yourself or look around to see if anyone overheard you.  Some of the moderators are always in attendance,, so please feel free to introduce yourself to them, and they'll be more than happy to try and answer any questions you may have.  Plus, there'll be a room full of other people to meet and chat with.

Usually about halfway through the evening, the moderators will get up, say a few words of greeting, make any announcements they may have, and then give everyone a chance to introduce themselves.  Then it's back to food, fun and fellowship.  It's a warm and accepting group of people, and it's an excellent way to meet others who share that spanking interest.

In addition to the munches, we also have spanking play parties.  We usually try to have one of these about every other month, but that schedule can sometimes get thrown off.  The parties are usually hosted at someone's home, so the number of people that can attend is limited.  What we usually do when we announce a party is ask that those interested apply for an invitation.  Once we get the applications, the moderators try to make up a guest list.  We do our best to invite an equal number of men and women, and also try to keep the number of spankers and spankees equal, as well.  Notices will then be sent out to all the applicants letting them know if their application to the party has been accepted and inviting them  to attend.  If we get too many applications, some people will wind up on a "wait list".  They'll be notified of that status, as well.  Then, if there any openings due to unexpected cancellations, we will notify the appropriate number of people from the waiting list.

As mentioned, the parties are held at the homes of some of our members..  House rules and directions are also sent out at the same time as the invitations.  Everyone is asked to bring some food to share, and after that...well, how much fun you have is pretty much up to you.  These are play parties, so spanking is certainly going to take place.  Talk, get to know people, and who knows what might happen?  No one is under any obligation to play--if someone asks, "No, thank you" is a perfectly acceptable response.  On the other hand, it is a play party, after all.  There's plenty of willing laps and bottoms, so why not meet people, make some new friends, and indulge in a spanking....or two....or three?

You can find Hanky Spanky MN in one of two ways.  If you're on FetLife (fetlife.com), look for and join the Minnesota Spanking Group.  That's our presence on FetLife, and you can find announcements about the munches, parties and other information there.  Or you can jump right in and join our Yahoo group.  The Yahoo group is the main group.  You don't need to belong to the Yahoo group to attend a munch, but you do need to be a member to attend a party.  You also should have attended a munch and spoken to at least one of the moderators.  You can find us by signing into Yahoo and going to groups.yahoo.com/group/hankyspankymn.  One rule we do have for the Yahoo group,though:  No trolling.  The group is there to help us build that spanking community.  It's not a private playground for you to troll for dates and hook-ups.  Any posts of that nature will be taken down by the moderators, and you may be placed on a moderated status, limiting your access to the group.

When you subscribe to the group, if your age isn't listed in your Yahoo profile, be sure to add a comment stating your age.  At the very least let us know that you are over 18.

Minnesota spankos, unite!  It's time to make yourself known and explore your spanking interest.  Join Hanky Spanky MN today, and perhaps we'll see you at the Oct. 23rd munch.  Details about the munch are on FetLife and on the Yahoo group.

(Please note:  Hanky Spanky MN is a spanking group in Minnesota aimed at people who live in Minnesota or are frequent visitors here.  If you live in, oh, Carpel Tunnel, Nevada and never get up this way, then this probably is not the group for you.)

Rosaleen Young

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The Best Look

This occurred to me a few months back:

It doesn't matter how you cover it, wrap it, or adorn it;

It doesn't matter how much or how little material you use for it, what the cut and style is, or the choice of color or pattern;

And it certainly doesn't matter if you accessorize it, or over-accessorize it.

You can do any or all of those things, but my opinion remains unchanged--

No matter what you do, in my opinion a woman's bottom looks best like this--

:
Whether it's slightly pink, red, or a sort of dusky rose--now that's a look that's sexy as hell......

Ripped From The Headlines

The Emmy awards were held this past week.  Apparently I missed quite a show.  I'm not talking about the actual broadcast, though.......I'm talking about Sofia Vergara's wardrobe malfunction.

Sofia, one of the stars of the TV show, MODERN FAMILY, showed up for the event looking quite lovely in a mermaid-style dress that hugged every curve (and believe me, she has a lot of curves worth hugging).  Cut very low in the back, the skintight dress looked quite lovely on her.

There's one problem with skintight clothing, however--every now and then, something gives way.

At some point after arriving for the event, Sofia sent out a message on Twitter which read, "Wardrobe malfunction".  The damage is shown in the photo below.  Well, the damage and a bit of Sofia's bum and thong....

Thankfully, someone from wardrobe was on hand with a needle and thread and repaired the problem.

I think Sofia gets the nomination for "Bottom Of The Week" because of this.  (And lucky is the man who gets to spank that.....)