The Christmas Spirit

Christmas Day may have come and gone, but the Christmas spirit lingers on.....

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all from Dr. Ken at "Spanking Minnesota"!

Christmas Eve

December 24th is a very busy time for Santa Claus.  There are always those last minute touches that need doing, and Santa has to pay attention to each and every detail.

For instance, he has to finish taking care of the "Naughty" list.  As you can imagine, this can take some time--

And, even though their work is almost done, he still has to make sure that the elves stay motivated.

While Santa can't keep tabs on all the elves that he lends out to department stores and shopping malls, he does make sure that each store manager has explicit instructions and how to deal with any naughty elves.  You can say what you want about him, but Santa knows how to delegate.....

I've just received word that Santa is finally ready to start his deliveries.  He's in the sleigh and is picking up the reins.  I hope he comes to see you very soon!  There he goes!

On, Thrasher!  On, Spanker!......

Two Days To Go

I Feel A Song Coming On

Another little song parody for you.  Not the entire song, just a few verses.  This is to the tune of, "Santa, Baby":

Spanko, baby,
Kindly put me over your knees
Yes, please
Been an awfully bad girl
Spanko, baby
So spank my naughty bottom tonight

Spanko, baby
Just pull my panties down if you dare
Quite bare
Really got this coming
Spanko, baby
So spank my naughty bottom tonight

Spanko, baby
The wooden paddle's waiting for you
Aim true
Don't forget the sit-spot
Spanko, baby
And spank my naughty bottom tonight

Taylor Swift--Maybe....?

Singer/songwriter Taylor Swift is not one to sit back and rest on her laurels.

Making albums, touring, making guest appearances here and there to promote her songs, writing and creating new material...she seems like the sort of person who has several plans in the air and is always looking to the next new project.

It was mentioned recently that one of those possible future projects might have her starring in a biopic of Joni Mitchell.

This is of interest to us, of course, because in his recent book, Graham Nash told of turning Joni over his knee and giving her a spanking.  It sounds, in fact, like it may have happened more than once.

So, if the biopic does get made, and if Taylor Swift does in fact play the starring role--might there be a mainstream on-screen spanking scene in Taylor's future?

We can only hope....

Oh, Holy Crap

This blog doesn't have many recurring features, but it does have a few.  "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week" is the latest.  There's also "Photo Caption Fun" where I'll take a spanking picture from the net and try to think of something funny to add in the way of dialogue or a description.  There's also a long-standing tradition of song parodies.  (And when I say, "long-standing", I mean I just made that part up.)

Since it's the Christmas season and Christmas songs are everywhere, the idea for a parody popped into my head the other day.  It's not a complete song--no multiple verses and choruses.  It was originally just a phrase that popped into my head, and I expanded it to a verse from a Christmas carol.  I hope you enjoy it.

(to the tune of, "O Holy Night")

Oh, holy crap

I'm gonna get a spanking

This is the night that he said that I would

I screwed up bad

Forgot to do the banking

Hubby's not pleased

And I'm gonna get it good

There is no hope

He's reaching for the hairbrush

He calls my name

I know what happens next

Over his knees

He starts to spank me soundly

Oh gawd that hurts

It really stings, my butt's on fire

No!  Stop!  I'm SOR-RY!

Oh crap!

Oww holy crap!

Spankable Wonder Bottom Of The Week

It was announced this past week that the next Superman movie would not only include Batman, played by Ben Affleck, but would also have Wonder Woman as well!

If it were up to me, the casting here would be a no-brainer.  I've always thought that actress Daniela Ruah of the CBS show, "NCIS: LOS ANGELES" would make a great Wonder Woman.

I mean, seriously--tell me she wouldn't be a perfect fit for the Wonder Woman head band and a pair of star-spangled hot pants.

However, Hollywood seldom, if ever, consults with me when it comes to the casting of movies.  The role of Wonder Woman went to actress Gal Gadot.  Here's a photo:

Needless to say, she automatically becomes Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week.  Granted, it seems a little odd to do that.  I mean, who'd want to spank Wonder Woman?

Oh, yeah....those guys......

Pixie's Got A Brand New Blog

Remember this woman?

Of course you do.  It's everybody's favorite punished brat, Amber "Pixie" Wells.  And I'm happy to announce that she's started a brand new blog!

It's called, Amber Pixie Wells, and the subheading reads, Pixie's Thoughts On Spanking....And Everything Else.  The plan is for the blog to be a place where she can discuss whatever she wants to discuss.  Naturally, a lot of that will be spanking related, but she reserves the right to post about whatever she wants--for instance, the pies she baked for Thanksgiving dinner,  If you've read my profile (and if you have, thank you!) it's the same idea as I had for this blog.  I didn't want to be limited as to what I posted.  If I wanted to talk spanking, fine, I did that.  But if I wanted to talk about the Minnesota Vikings football season, I could do that, too.  By not limiting myself, I'm able to share more and let people get to know me a bit better.  The same goes for Pixie.

She's not abandoning her old blog, btw.  It's still there, but now it'll be an extension of what she does on the Punished Brats  site with Pixie's Archives.

I've added a link to her new site in the blog roll under the heading, "Blogs I Read Daily".  Be sure to drop by and tell her what you think of the new blog.  Also, while you're there, read some of the older posts and especially those about "Cause For Paws".  Pixie and Lilly Anna are trying to raise money for the animal shelter they've supported in the past.  Read up on it, and if you feel so inclined, you can read all about how you can make a donation.  It's well worth it.

Welcome back, Pixie!

Happy Holiday, USA!

"Okay, okay, I promise!  I'll never serve Tofurkey again!!  (But can I at least keep wearing this politically incorrect but sexy outfit?)"

Happy Thanksgiving to all of my fellow Americans!

Another Swat On "The Big Bang Theory"

Those who watched The Big Bang Theory on Nov. 21st once again saw Sheldon (Jim Parsons) give his girlfriend Amy (Mayim Bialik) a good solid swat to her backside.

It's Thanksgiving, and Sheldon is being forced to spend the day at the home of his friends, Howard and Bernadette.  He's not looking forward to it, but he actually winds up having a good time watching the football game and drinking beer (lots of beer) with Bernadette's dad.  The alcohol has them both pleasantly plastered, to put it mildly, but ignoring everybody else, including Howard, who feels somewhat hurt by it.

This finally leads to a confrontation as Bernadette storms out of the kitchen, followed by Howard and Amy, and lets them know they've hurt Howard's feelings and should apologize to him.  Sheldon at first laughs it off, but then Amy walks over to him and tells him he's being rude.  This finally gets through to him, and he stands up next to Amy and says that he has had alcohol and has acted inappropriately and apologizes.  The apology is accepted.

Sheldon then looks at Amy and announces to everyone, "Isn't she great?"  Amy is a little flustered by the compliment, but smiles.  Sheldon then tells her to run off and get them a few more beers--and, to get her going, gives her a big smack on the bottom!

Amy heads for the kitchen.....but as she goes, she starts to get a big, big smile on her face!  It's a cute moment, and it plays nicely off of the spanking that happened on the show earlier in the year.  It happens near the end of the show.  If you get the chance, go watch it!

Photo Caption Fun

  "Oddly enough, this is exactly how the girls looked a half-hour later when they lined up and bent over to be paddled by the school disciplinarian for this incident..."

Spankable Bottom Of The Week

The Minnesota Vikings football team has absolutely sucked this year.  I mean, they've been horrible.  The defense can't stop anybody, we have a starting QB who, as near as I can tell, isn't anywhere near being an NFL-caliber quarterback (he makes an accurate long pass about once every 5 games), our star running back has been hurting and not running like he's capable of doing.....I could go on, but it would only make me crazy.

The only good thing about this football season is that we played a Thursday night game not too long ago.  Yes, we actually won that game, but I was actually more interested in the lovely lady who sang the theme song for the show.

I did a search on Google and found out her name is Priyanka Chopra, an actress from India who is now turning her focus to music.  Here's another picture:

I was all set to pronounce her Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week--but then, thanks to the vagaries and quirks of search engines, while browsing for pictures of Priyanka I came across some photos of  this lady:

Her name is Sherlyn Chopra.  She, too, is an actress from India and has appeared in Playboy magazine, one of the first women from India to do so.  Here's another photo:

I was about to change my mind and name her as Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week--but then, thanks to the vagaries and quirks of search engines, while perusing pictures of Sherlyn I came across this picture of a lady named Parineeti Chopra, who not only is an actress from India but is also a cousin of Priyanka Chopra:

Look--I'm a busy man.  I don't have time to chase down every thread that a search engine throws at me.  So, here's the deal:  if you're of legal age, an actress from India, and your last name is "Chopra"--you're Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week.

That should cover it......

Love Our Lurkers 8

It's that magical time of the universe.....Tuesday after lunch....and our intrepid heroes have just.....

No, wait...that's something else entirely.

It's Love Our Lurkers day, is what it is.

Or I should say, Tuesday, Nov. 12th, was Love Our Lurkers day.  Somehow, the last several years, I've never found out about this special day until several days after the event.  We really need a better way to get the word out so that even people like me can hear about it in advance and participate.

Mind you, I'm not sure how we'd do that.

I remember the first few years of LOL day.  Bonnie of MY BOTTOM SMARTS actually sent out emails about it.  Quite impossible to do these days, of course.  She'd have to spend several days doing nothing but email to cover the vast number of spanking blogs out there.  Still, I wish I'd found out about it in time.

So, what I think we should do--and what I'm going to do here, anyway--is declare this to be not LOL day, but Love Our Lurkers Week!  That way I--and all those other bloggers out there who came to the party a bit late--can still participate in a timely manner.

And, of course, that means that all of you wonderful people out there--the ones this day is named for--can still drop in and look around.  And, of course, do the one thing you don't normally do--leave a comment!  We love hearing from you...really, we do!  And I can certainly understand going to a blog, looking around, and then leaving without a word.  Even I do that from time to time.

But this is the one day of the year dedicated to you.  It's our chance to show our appreciation to all our visitors.  So please take a moment to reciprocate.  You don't have to leave a lengthy message...you don't even have to use your real name.  Even a simple "hi" is fine.  I leave the details up to you.

I'd love to hear from you.  It's what Love Our Lurkers day is all about....and it would make my day, too!

The Discussion

  "Of course we can talk about this....

  "And this is the way I talk about things with a misbehaving wife who breaks the household rules!"

Veterans Day

Let us always remember all those who served their country, past and present.....

An Express Look

Express.com is an online Men's and Women's clothing store.  At the moment, when you go there, this is the first photo you run into.  It's also on their mail catalog.  You might call it a cover photo.

I'm calling it Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week--for obvious reasons.

2 Broke Girls

There's a whole lot of bottom-smacking going on in the Oct. 7th  CBS TV show, 2 Broke Girls--very light, to be sure, but still there.  It's Season 3, episode 3, and it's no surprise that the episode is titled, "2 Broke Girls And The Kitty Kitty Spank Spank".

(Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs as Max and Caroline of 2 Broke Girls)

In the episode, Max wants to take in a stray cat, bur roommate Caroline insists that they try to find it a better home.  One of the people they try is the owner of the diner they work in, Han.

(Diner owner Han, played by Matthew Moy)

Han is taking inventory in the kitchen.  Max asks him if he'd want to adopt a stray cat who, among other things, likes to be spanked on the bottom while you say his name.  Han, still working, can't imagine why anyone would like that.  He then bends over to count items on a lower shelf.  Max decides to demonstrate, and she swats Han 5 times, saying with each swat, "Kitty.....kitty.....kittykittykitty".  The look on Han's face afterward is priceless.  I think maybe the appeal of it starts to dawn on him.

Later, on their way out of the kitchen, Max does the same 5 swats to Caroline--two slow, and then three together, while again saying, "Kitty....kitty....kittykittykitty".  Caroline giggles and says something to the effect of, "That does feel kind of nice."  (I'm working from memory, so any quotes are going to be inexact.  Sorry about that.)

Still later in the show, Han finds Max leaning on a counter.  He walks up behind her, and you can guess what he does, only instead of "kitty" he uses her name, calling her "Maxie".

("Maxie...Maxie....MaxieMaxieMaxie")

Then, when he's done, he turns around and bends over, assuming it's his turn.  Max's response to Han is to tell him that 1) She now owns the diner, and 2) He should NEVER do that again.  Apparently Max can dish it out, but she can't take it--or, more likely, she can take it, but not from Han.  Not ever.

There is one final incident at the very end of the show when everything has been resolved.  Max once again swats Caroline on the butt, to the same tune of "Kitty...kitty...kittykittykitty".  Caroline again winds up giggling and wonders out loud, "Why do I like that?"  (I'm sure all the readers of this blog could tell her.)

You can, I'm sure, find the episode online, or find clips of it on YouTube.  Or--as I always say--check with Chross's Blog.  If he doesn't have it at the moment, he probably will at some point in the future.

Oh, yeah...at one point in the show, Max is actually holding the stray cat and gives him the bottom-spanking treatment.  The cat seems unimpressed.

She's Got The Look

If you're a Spanker, you're quite familiar with "The Look".  It's the expression on her face right after you've spanked her for the very first time and you finally let her get up from being over your knees.

"The Look" is a mixture, a wide range of emotions.  Surprise.  Wonder.  Shock (and probably a bit of awe, too).  Indignation--although it's hard to pull off "indignant" right after you've been face down over a knee, bare bottom upturned and dancing under a descending palm, panties around your ankles and spending several minutes saying things like, "I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!", or, "I'll be good, I promise!", or, "I'll never do it again!"

The chief emotion displayed on her face, though, is Disbelief.  She really can't believe what just happened.  Put into words, it's a look that says, "You...you.....you SPANKED me!?!"

It's going to take a little time to sink in, time for her to fully grasp what just happened and the implications it has for the future.  The one thing she does know is that her world has just been (somewhat literally) turned upside down.....and things are never going to be the same again.  And she's right.  Her relationship with you isn't going to be the same ever again.

What she doesn't quite know yet?  It's going to be better.

Prepare Yourself

Sometimes, as part of the pre-spanking ritual, a naughty young lady has to prepare herself for the upcoming bottom-warming.....

Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week

It won't be long before everybody is bundling up in warm clothing and big coats, and the girl-watching (and, more important for us spankos, the bottom-watching) will be hard to come by during those long, bleak winter months.  Not really a problem for those of you living in a warm and sunny clime, of course.  For those who aren't so fortunate, never fear--Dr. Ken will do his best to keep you supplied with more cute bottoms than you can shake a stick at (if that's your idea of a good time).

This time, the spankable bottom belongs to actress Rachel Bilson, star of the TV show, "Hart of Dixie".  This photo should keep everybody toasty warm for a week or two.....

Not Your Childhood Nursery Rhyme

Mary, Mary was quite contrary

Or so her poem does go

But even that Miss

Just couldn't resist

These pretty spankees all in a row

They Call Her The Streak

Time for another Spankable Bottom Of The Week?  Sure, why not?  And this time it's easy to come up a candidate.

The fine art of "streaking" just never seems to die out.  There's always someone willing to carry on the tradition.  And recently, at the President's Cup golf tournament, a young lady by the name of Kimberly Webster did just that.  Wearing nothing but shoes, a thong, a couple of strategically placed scrapbooking stickers on her upper frontals, and carrying an American flag, she managed to inject a little life into the proceedings.  According to Kimberly, she just wanted to have fun and add a little excitement to the day.

I'd say she succeeded.

"Fifty Shades" Minus One

It seems like only a month ago that I put up a post about the casting for the movie version of "Fifty Shades Of Grey".  (It was actually five weeks ago--but why be picky?)  Charlie Hunnam of "Sons of Anarchy" had been cast as Christian Grey, with Dakota Johnson cast as Anastasia.

Now word has come down that Charlie Hunnam has dropped out of the movie, leaving the film Grey-less.

The official word was that the shooting schedule for "Sons of Anarchy" was too complicated to work around, making it impossible for the actor to manage both.

Does anyone actually believe that?  Can you say, "Hollywood Publicist Spin"?  Maybe he finally saw an actual script.....

Anyway, the movie is now back to square one in searching for someone to play the lead character.  And where the success of the movie is going to largely be based on the chemistry between the two leads, I can't help but wonder if Dakota Johnson will remain connected to the project.

Stay tuned....same spank-time, same spank-channel!

I've Said It Before....

You can swat the skirt....

You can paddle the pants....

But the REAL spanking doesn't begin until the panties are pulled down and the bottom is bared!  Everything before that was just "warm-up".....

(Photos courtesy of Punished Brats.  Pictured are David Pierson and one of my all-time favorite Punished Brats models, Brittney.)

DKSBOTW

"DKSBOTW", if you haven't worked it out already, stands for "Dr. Ken's Spankable Bottom Of The Week".  And this week's candidate came in a round-about way.

I was doing online image searches for some of my favorite actresses from TV.  (Yes, it was Saturday, I had no one to actually spank, I was bored....)  Anyway, I entered one name, and the usual slew of .jpgs came up, and this picture was among them--which is strange, because I'm pretty sure it's NOT the actress I was searching for.  It could be her, I guess--people's looks do change over time--it just doesn't look like the mental image I have of her.

This happens at times, I know.  Search engines can sometimes focus on the wrong thing and give you stuff you don't want.  I admit I was a little disappointed that it wasn't the person I was searching for, since it's a nice enough photo.

Still, even if it's someone I don't know--the picture is good enough to make her the Spankable Bottom Of The Week!

Not Exactly Goldilocks

The first paddle was too hard.

The second paddle was too soft.

But the third paddle was just right......