Look For The Silver Lining....

"Well...uh....the good news is, I found my contact lens......"

No Matter What

Apparently, no matter who it is, or what the circumstances are, you just can't eliminate the dreaded "plumber's crack" syndrom. Maybe a good spanking would help her fix that problem....

And someone tell her to wash her feet, while she's at it.....

Another Addition

First off, I'd like to introduce you to my biggest fan:

Okay, that's enough "pun"ishment for one evening......

The second thing is another addition to the blog roll. I'm sure many of you have checked out the site, Spank That Brat, as well as the Spank that Brat Blog. Both follow the exploits of Audrey Knight and Abigail Whitaker and their relationship.

If you like those, then you should also check out a sister site, Miss Audrey Spanks. It's the official spanking site of Audrey Knight, featuring both F/f and F/m spankings as only Miss Audrey can dole out. And yes, there is an accompanying blog--the aptly named Miss Audrey Spanks Blog.

I have added links to both sites on the right hand side of the page. The link to Miss Audrey Spanks can be found under the "Commercial Sites" heading. The Miss Audrey Spanks Blog is where you'd expect it to be, listed under the heading, "More Blogs I Read". Give them both a look, won't you? Miss Audrey is waiting for you......

Yes and No and the Blog Roll

Yes, you are gettting a good spanking before bedtime.





And no, I don't care if you're not happy about it.

Now bend over, hands on the mattress, and I'll be with you right after I update the blog roll.

Under Picture Blogs, I'm adding a well-established link--Cutiepie's Sexy Spankings. A lot of pictures from the updates of many of your favorite sites. Nothing like a good photo on a cold winter day, so enjoy!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Uh-oh! Someone has made a mess of things while searching for her Valentine's present--and judging by the look on her face, she knows she's in trouble!

(photo: modelmayhem.com)

She's not going to be given time to clean things up. She certainly isn't going to be allowed to get dressed. Instead, she's going to set that straight-backed chair up and stand by it. Then, she's going to be guided over a lap, held firmly in place with her bottom well up in the air, and she's going to get a good, sound old-fashioned bare bottom spanking that might leave her derriere as red as the vase and the rose petals. Is that any way to celebrate Valentine's Day?

Well--actually--heck, yes!

A Happy Valentine's Day to all of my readers. I hope you have the opportunity to share it with someone special.

And to all the wonderful ladies out there who take the time to come here and read and perhaps comment--whether a naughty brat or a sensual lady--whether you've earned a spanking, deserve a spanking, need a spanking or just plain want a spanking--you are what I live for and blog for. You give me an excellent reason to get up in the morning. To paraphrase a song from the band Queen:

You spanko girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round!

Here's wishing bouquets and rosy bottoms to you all!

"Dollhouse"

At the risk of sounding like an old Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In routine, "Do the name 'Joss Whedon' strike a familiar note?"

A goodly number of you are right now scratching your heads and saying, "No, never heard of him." But an equal number are smiling and clapping their hands and can barely contain themselves.

Joss Whedon is an extremely talented writer/director and the creator of the movie and TV show Buffy The Vampire Slayer, as well as the Buffy spin-off Angel and a very underrated and short-lived series called Firefly. And this Friday, February 13th, he returns to the airwaves with a new series called Dollhouse, starring former Buffy cast member Eliza Dushku (Faith) .





Amy Acker, who used to have a role on Angel, is also in the series.

According to Wikipedia--"In Dollhouse, Eliza Dushku plays a young woman called Echo, a member of a group of people known as "Actives" or "Dolls." The Dolls have had their personalities wiped clean so they can be imprinted with any number of new personas, including memory, muscle memory, skills, and language, for different assignments. They're then hired out for particular jobs, crimes, fantasies, and occasional good deeds. On missions, Actives are monitored internally (and remotely) by Handlers. In between tasks, they are mind-wiped into a child-like state and live in a futuristic dormitory/laboratory, a hidden facility nicknamed "The Dollhouse". The story follows Echo, who begins, in her mind-wiped state, to become self-aware.

Beyond Dushku's character, the show will also revolve around the people who run the mysterious "Dollhouse" and two other "Dolls", Victor and Sierra, who are friendly with Echo (the names are simply letters in the phonetic alphabet). Although the Actives are ostensibly volunteers, the operation is highly illegal and under constant threat on one end from Paul Ballard, a determined federal agent who has heard a rumor about the Dolls, and an insane rogue Active on the other."

Being a big fan of just about anything Joss Whedon does, I'm really looking forward to this show's debut. Eliza Dushku has said that Joss has already plotted out the evolution of all the characters on the show through the first five seasons. Here's hoping Dollhouse does, indeed, run at least that long!

Dollhouse begins Friday, February 13th on the FOX network. Be sure to check it out.

Here's one last photo of Eliza Dushku--one that readers of this blog, I think, will appreciate........

And The Answer Is (and Happy Birthday!)....

There were some very good guesses as to the identity of the celebrity bottom, and I hope everyone who dropped by and didn't leave a comment at least made a guess privately. Without further ado, the owner of the celebrity bottom is shown right below......







Okay, so you can't tell from this photo, either--but darn, I really like this picture! And if your palm isn't itching, then you're not really a spanker!

In all seriousness, the celebrity bottom belongs to......and a big round of applause to Andrades Girl for guessing correctly--






Jennifer Aniston!!!

The reason I decided to play the guessing game with Jen as the answer is that February 11th is Jennifer Aniston's birthday! Believe it or not, Jen turns 40 today--a fact the tabloids haven't let her forget for about the last 6 months or so. Every time they've run a photo or a story on her, it's always been, "the soon-to-be 40-year old Jennifer Aniston". She's probably happy to get this birthday out of the way--sort of, "Give me the present, give me the damn cake, and everybody go home!"

Well, not everybody--somebody has to stay and give her a good birthday spanking. I'd be willing to volunteer.....

There's a radio ad for a show hosted by a husband and wife team that references the above magazine cover. The ad is a snippet from their program, and while I don't have it word for word, it goes something like this:

SHE: Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's nude GQ cover?

HE: The one with the tie?

SHE: Yes.

HE: I saw the tie.

SHE: (laughing) How long did you look at the tie?

HE: Six and a half hours.

I'm with him. Go ahead and stare. This is what 40 looks like--and Jennifer, on you it looks darn good!

So, happy 40th birthday to Jennifer Aniston! And Jen, if you're ever in Minnesota and want to collect that birthday spanking, just drop me an e-mail via this blog......

Guess The Celebrity Bottom!

Okay, boys and girls, it's time once again to play, "Guess the Celebrity Bottom". And a very nice backside it is, too!

I'm not certain that this one will be any easier to guess than the last one, but go ahead--take a whack at it (you should pardon the expression). If you give it some thought, the answer might become obvious.

Good luck!

A Favorite Photo

The photo below became a favorite of mine the moment I saw it. It's an old photo, probably from the 70's, so it's been around a good long time, and has undoubtedly surfaced on a number of other blogs and sites out there. It originally appeared in a magazine called Sting. Sting was half the size of a normal magazine, and was dedicated to spanking stories, articles, letters and pictures, such as this one:







I like the hands-and-knees pose. The drop-seat jammies are adorable, as is her bared bottom. It's a pity this photo was taken before and not after a spanking--a blush of pink or red across her derriere would have elevated the photo to another level. But what really makes this photo stand out and makes it a favorite of mine is the lady's facial expression.

I love the attitude she seems to be giving off. She has a cute little pout playing across her face, which is always fun to see. Clearly she knows what is about to happen next--her overall look tells me that this isn't the first time it's happened, either.. There seems to be a mix of emotions playing on her face--anger mixed with helplessness. Is there such a thing as defiant resignation? Someone is about to get her attitude adjusted, and she clearly is none too happy about it.

That might have been the end of this blog entry, except that while searching for a picture for a different post through one of the three different stores of photos I have archived, I came across this--one I'd completely forgotten about:






It's clearly a companion to the first photo and shows, indeed, what happens next. Once again, the spankee's facial expression is perfect--that's exactly the sort of reaction you would expect to see. I'm not crazy about the positioning of the other two people in the photo--that's hardly an ideal place for a spanker to be standing, and what is the other lady doing there? Is she adding in her own swats? Or is she just doing her best to keep the naughty girl in place? It's not the greatest spanking photo in the world, but the fact that it is tied in with the first one does give it some redeeming value.

Now, for me, the question is this--Are there any more photos to this series out there? I don't recall ever seeing them, and I've exhausted the storage on my hard drive looking for more but with no luck. So I'm throwing the floor open to you, the readers--does anyone know of other photos in this set?

Thank You, Chross!

Chross's Blog is second to none. I think everyone in the spanking world knows of it, has seen it, and visits it regularly. Or if they don't--they should! The work that goes into it, the comprehensive compiling of spank-related material is just amazing. It's also fun to read and--let's be honest--it's a good resource for those of us who are spank-inclined. It's listed on my blog roll--if you (for some reason) have never checked it out, do yourselves a favor, click on the link, and go there.

After you finish reading my blog, of course..... :-)

You may be wondering why I'm bragging on Chross. Here's the story:

You're probably aware (heaven knows I mention it often enough) that I have a stat counter on this blog to keep track of the number of hits I get. It's been in place for 10 months, so I've got a pretty good idea of what to expect in terms of visitors. I know an average day sees between 500 and 600 visitors. A good day will approach 700, and a really good day will be 700 plus. These are the normal numbers.

Now that you have that context, you can understand why I was so happy when I celebrated the 1-year anniversary of Spanking Minnesota back on January 16th and got a 1-day record total of 1,318 visitors! The more people who know about and visit my blog, the better and that kind of traffic--especially for my blogiversary--was wonderfully overwhelming. I felt quite honored by that number of visitors. For that matter, I still do.

A few days ago it occurred to me that I hadn't checked the blog stats for a while, so I pulled them up. I was browsing through the closing days of January, seeing a couple of 700+ days which was very nice--and then I looked at the visitor total for January 31st.

2,225.

2,225?!?!?!? In one day?!?!?!?

Oh my giddy aunt!!!

I'm pretty sure I just sat in front of my computer and stared at that number. I then glanced at the readings for February 1st and 2nd, and they reported over 1,400 visitors each day. To say that I was blown away would be understating things just a tad.

I went to another stat section and noticed that a lot of people were making their way over here from Chross's blog. That was a first--usually the majority of people come here after reading Spanking Pixie. I went to Chross's site to check it out, and that's where I got the next big shock of the night.

One of my posts--"Smile", from January 13th--had been selected by Chross for inclusion on his Spankings Of The Week post of January 31st! That's the first time one of my posts has been picked. And that, of course, explains the huge spike in the number of visitors I got.

So, "Thank you, Chross" for picking one of my posts to mention on your fantastic blog, and for helping me set a new record for daily visitors. I hope, in the future, you'll find other worthy posts here that will make your list.

In the meantime, I'm so excited, I could just spank someone......

Yeah....she'll do..... :-)

Someone's Blogiversary Is Coming Up.....

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