Just One Of Those Things

"By the time I'm done, young lady, you won't be able to sit for a week!"

I'm happy to tell you that the above statement is almost always not true.  (You can substitute "young man" for "young lady" if you feel so inclined.)  I've spanked enough women, and seen enough women spanked, to able to tell you that none of the spankees  have ever been unable to sit down after the spanking is over.  It's just one of those phrases a Spanker will use to get into your head to heighten and trigger your mental and emotional response to what is happening.  In actuality, you'll be able to sit.

 Sit comfortably, now.....that's another story!