The Brunette: OK Betty Lou, Poindexter Topper wants to spank us and he is going to pay very well for the privilege. We are going to split the money evenly. I get 60% and you get 40%
The Blonde: "Sounds good"
Megan, what are we protesting again? I'm COLD and I'm getting hungry!
Secretarial Services at a Nudist Colony....Any other brilliant job ideas Patty?
Why is everybody staring at us? Oh my goodness, I forgot to put on my earrings. No wonder everybody is looking at us!
We'll see who attracts the most attention at this Red Carpet Event...Eat your heart out Paris Hilton!
Annie, your only job was to bring the horse, the horse. How in the heck are supposed to be Lady Godiva for Halloween without a HORSE?
"You first."
ReplyDelete"No, you go first."
"Let's go in together, then."
I've got another one:
ReplyDelete"Don't you just hate it when we show up to a party dressed the same?"
The Brunette: OK Betty Lou, Poindexter Topper wants to spank us and he is going to pay very well for the privilege. We are going to split the money evenly. I get 60% and you get 40%
ReplyDeleteThe Blonde: "Sounds good"
Megan, what are we protesting again? I'm COLD and I'm getting hungry!
Secretarial Services at a Nudist Colony....Any other brilliant job ideas Patty?
Why is everybody staring at us? Oh my goodness, I forgot to put on my earrings. No wonder everybody is looking at us!
We'll see who attracts the most attention at this Red Carpet Event...Eat your heart out Paris Hilton!
Annie, your only job was to bring the horse, the horse. How in the heck are supposed to be Lady Godiva for Halloween without a HORSE?
Hermione -- this could be a Laurel and Hardy routine!
ReplyDeletekulgur -- love it!
vfart25000 -- a number of good ones here!