Ladies, are you ready for the latest in beauty treatments? It's been studied and approved by the government of Thailand, and is available in Bangkok beauty shops. I call it "the latest", but I've also heard it referred to as an "ancient art". Take your pick and believe what you want to believe, I guess.
The technique is called "body slapping".
The name really does describe the treatment. Slapping the breasts is said to help increase bust size. Slapping the face and--what else--slapping the bottom is supposed to help firm and tone the area.
Wow. When I think of all the women I've helped make more beautiful over the last 20 years or so......I should open my own salon!
Yes, I read about that. I always knew bum-slapping had other benefits besides enjoyment. Breast-slapping? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteLong, long ago, I read exactly the same claim in a "letter" in Penthouse Variations.
Hugs,
Hermione
Hermione--I think about 25 years ago I tried to convince a lovely blonde girl that I was dating about the benefits of spanking as a butt massager and nuscle toner. Who knew that I'd turn out to be right????
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, I'm only an expert in the "bottom slapping" category. Breasts and face? That would be a "never"!
Interesting.
ReplyDeletereally funny. I'm imagining, Honey I'm going to have a treatment today.
ReplyDeleteI've had manicures/pedicures at shops staffed by Asian families, with some handsome brothers. :) Oh my. And after my pedi I'd like to have my bottom toned. :)
Emily--who says this blog isn't educational?
ReplyDeleteMr. B--And you know I'd have an application in for the position of "bottom toner".
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