My true love gave to me
Twelve minutes in the corner
Eleven ping-pong paddles
Ten Loopy Johnnys
Nine Floggers flogging
Eight wooden spoons
Seven straps a-stinging
Six of the best
Five Mason Pearson hairbrushes
Four fur-lined cuffs
Three martinets
Two butts plugs
And a hand-spanking over his knee.
How very interesting! (I am unsure on some of the items in your list, but the general impression is certainly favourable - full marks!)
ReplyDeleteHi Dr. ken:
ReplyDeleteWe must have been on the same wave length today, because I had a little fantasy this morning before I got out of bed about "corner time". Great song, and a lovely photo
Take care,
Andrades Girl
What a wonderful Epiphany!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Hermione
P.S. I have a post about corner time coming up next week. So you, Andrades and I are really ESPing.
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The Headmaster--any items you are unsure of can always be Googled. Or, perhaps, check with Wikipedia. And thanks for the kind words!
ReplyDeleteAndrades--GMTA, perhaps? (Great Minds Think Alike) Do you employ corner time in your play? In can be quite useful....
Hermione--thanks! I'm looking forward to your corner time post! As a spanker, I like assigning corner time (though I truthfully don't do it often) just because it's a wonderful opportunity for me to sit back, catch my breath, and admire my handiwork!
Thank you Dr Ken, this was much fun to read.
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Mina
Mina--glad you enjoyed it!
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