On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine floggers flogging
Eight wooden spoons
Seven straps a-stinging
Six of the best
Five Mason Pearson Hairbrushes
Four fur-lined cuffs
Three martinets
Two butt plugs
And a hand-spanking over his knee.
Hey Dr. Ken:
ReplyDeleteA great song!
Thanks for sharing
Take Care,
Andrades Girl
Andrades--thank you! And only three more days to go!
ReplyDeleteDr Ken, thoroughly enjoying this and you got me singing along too.
ReplyDeleteHugs
Mina
Dr. Ken:
ReplyDeleteI have been enjoying all these days of Christmas and they have been very educational for me also. I am so glad that I have a Doctor on-line that I can visit.
Take care,
Andrades Girl
Mina -- the best way to sing along, of course, is to be over someone's knee--the spankee singing, the spanker helping to, uh,"keep the rhythm".
ReplyDeleteI would suggest printing out the lyrics first, though. It's sometimes hard to think in that situation.
Andrades -- The good doctor is here to see that you take your medicine and get exactly what you have coming to you. As for its educational value--best of luck with your courses at Spank U!