Musical Interlude: Sing along with Dr. Ken

Here's how this post came about:


One of my favorite songs recently has been "Rockstar" by Nickelback from their CD All The Right Reasons.


One of the favorite recurring topics on spanking message boards has always been, "What TV star would you like to spank, or like to see spanked?"


So I've combined the two. The result is this song parody called, "TV Stars". If you don't know the tune, you can probably find it on the web. I believe there's a version of the video on YouTube--just search for Nickelback-Rockstar.


You can, of course, just read this as a poem, but I think it's more fun to sing along....


And if you recognize all the shows and the ladies named--you watch too much TV!


Sing loud, now.....lyrics start after the picture:

I'm tired of watching TV and nobody gets spanked
I wish some guest would take a paddle to Tyra Banks
These TV shows today aren't what I hoped they would be

I'd like to see some spanking around the dial
On Cable and Network--that would make me smile
'Cause all the ladies on the air sure look spankworthy to me

There'd be bottom-warmings for Desperate Housewives
And Girlfriends would get the spankings of their lives
The women of Friends would all get the wooden spoon

Kari Byron would get her butt busted
And Rachel Ray would get her seat dusted
You could set your evil designs on Heidi Klum

I'd like to see some spankings on my TV
I'd like it even better if the spanker were me

'Cause we all just wanna spank TV stars
Like Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars
Or Billie Piper from Doctor Who
Or the Cashmere Mafia's Lucy Liu

And I'd watch Xena spank Gabrielle
Then Hercules could spank Xena as well
Upend Judy Reyes and Sarah Chalke
Smack the seat of their Scrubs until you make them squawk

And hey, hey, I'd spank the TV stars
Hey, hey, I'd spank the TV stars

Sore buns for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anya and Willow
And Cordelia'd have to sit on a big, soft pillow
A Spanking Demon--now there's a plot for the show

Whack the roundest part of Grey's anatomy
Paddling Katherine Heigl sounds good to me
Swat Sandra's upturned bottom until she yells, "Oh!"

I'd like to see some spankings on my TV
I'd like it even better if the spanker were me

'Cause we all just wanna spank TV stars
Like Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars
Or Helen Hunt from Mad About You
Or the Cashmere Mafia's Lucy Liu

Swat Yunjin Kim from the cast of Lost
Grab Judith Light and show her Who's the Boss
Spank Padma Lakshmi from Bravo's Top Chef
And the Girls Next Door (apologies to Hef)

NCIS, I'd spank Lauren Holly
And Abby, played by Pauley Perrette, by golly
Cote de Pable would be made to bend
For some good firm slaps on her cute rear end

And hey, hey, I'd spank the TV stars
Hey, hey, I'd spank the TV stars

I'd spank TV wives who got too bossy
Like Ally McBeal's John did Portia de Rossi
Truth to tell I'd like to spank them all
Go back in time and make Lucille bawl

'Cause we all just wanna spank TV stars
Like Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars
Or Freema Agyeman from Doctor Who
Or the Cashmere Mafia's Lucy Liu

Agent 86 could try his spanking arts
On Agent 99 until her bottom smarts
And Luke could cook up some mayhem
Spanking Gilmore Girls Lauren Graham

The Enterprise would be quite a wreck
As Kirk spanks the ladies on Star Trek
Ugly Betty'd have trouble sitting down
And there's a hairbrush waiting for Murphy Brown

And hey, hey, I'd spank the TV stars
Hey, hey, I'd spank the TV stars