"Oh, yeah? So what are you going to do about it?"
Friday, September 25, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
The Question
Maybe it's the way you're rolling up your sleeve. Maybe it's the hairbrush in your right hand slowly tapping the palm of your left hand.
She doesn't actually have to ask the question. She already knows the answer as she watches you walk toward her. Still, you can see the question in her eyes. You can see it in the way her hands move to cover and protect her bottom, almost as if they have a will of their own. It's in her posture, her body language. She knows, and she really doesn't need to ask:
"Am I in trouble?"
She doesn't actually have to ask the question. She already knows the answer as she watches you walk toward her. Still, you can see the question in her eyes. You can see it in the way her hands move to cover and protect her bottom, almost as if they have a will of their own. It's in her posture, her body language. She knows, and she really doesn't need to ask:
"Am I in trouble?"
Sunday, September 20, 2009
I Can't Wait.....
The new TV season starts this week (a few shows started last week) and I, for one, cannot wait for the return of those lovely, spankable leading ladies that I enjoy watching week after week. Oh, sure, the summer replacement shows and the reality shows were nice, but give me those actresses that I've already spent a season or more viewing--like Evangeline Lilly of Lost:
Or Vanessa Williams on Ugly Betty:
Eliza Dushku on Dollhouse:
And.....uh......did I mention Evangeline Lilly from Lost?
Or Vanessa Williams on Ugly Betty:
Eliza Dushku on Dollhouse:
And.....uh......did I mention Evangeline Lilly from Lost?
(Okay, I'm pretty sure this last picture is a fake. It's exactly like the first photo minus the underwear. And I do mean exactly. Still, it's pleasant enough to look at.....)
What television shows are you looking forward to?
Friday, September 18, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Celebrate!
Today is going to feature a fairly lazy post--because it's my birthday today, and I don't want to spend a lot of time creating a post when I could be celebrating!
Here's a photo of some ladies celebrating a birthday appropriately:
Here's a photo of some ladies celebrating a birthday appropriately:
Naturally, I'm a spanker, so I don't get birthday spankings--instead, I give them away to any lady who wishes to help me celebrate. So, if you'd like to volunteer........ :-)
Monday, September 14, 2009
The Top Ten List
This post originally started as a comment over on The Cherry Red Report.
On Sept. 10, Dave of CRR put up a post featuring Kayla Quinn. In case you're saying, "Who's Kayla Quinn?", here's Dave's introduction--Kayla is
"a special celebrity guest columnist this week: the unstoppable adult film and fetish star, and also mainstream movie/TV actor, Kayla Quinn.
You may know her perhaps as the seasoned spanko “Ms. Law” on the spanking site Bad Tushy, and Kayla was interviewed recently on this blog HERE. A fascinating person indeed: she’s served in the Air Force; conquered cancer twice; cooks from scratch; loves beating butts; and lots more coolness.
Ms. Quinn reveals the Top 10 celebrities she’d love to spank some sense into–and why."
If you want to find out who Kayla selected, go over to The Cherry Red Report and read her post. It's a nice mix of male and female spankees. (And The Cherry Red Report is a great blog that you should be reading regularly, anyway!)
Dave then asked for reader comments, as well as asking what celebs might be on our lists. Naturally, I put up a response. Since we're this close to the new TV season, I based my list on current or former TV actresses. Some have gone on to appear in movies, but my selections were based on their TV experiences.
These lists of "What Celebrity would you like to spank/be spanked by?" have been around for a long time. Spankos always have fun dipping into their fantasy realm and seeing who pops up. And my list of celeb spankees is pretty much constantly in flux. If I watch TV or go see a movie today, my list might be very different tomorrow.
Here's my comment from CRR:
"I could name the actresses from 3 TV shows and practically fill up a list of 10--but I'll try for more diversity.
Bridget Marquardt--one of Hef's "The Girls Next Door". She seems like the most real and down-to-earth--plus, she's got a fabulous round bottom that just begs to be spanked. Sadly, I think she'd be kind of a wuss when it came right down to it--probably could handle only a few light smacks, at best.
Michaela Conlin--plays Angela on the series, "Bones". Very striking features--and a bottom worth striking, too.
Erica Cerra--Deputy Jo Lupo on "Eureka". She makes those khaki uniform pants look goooooood!
Pauley Perrette--Abby the Goth girl/forensic expert on "NCIS". Spiked collar and plaid schoolgirl skirt--she's like 3 different dream girls rolled into one.
Cote De Pablo--Ziva David on "NCIS". They're not shy about having the camera linger lovingly on her bottom in certain situations. Of course, after the spanking, her character could kill you 15 different ways with a paper clip.....
Sarah Chalke--from the series "Scrubs". Cute blonde tushy--need I say more? Plus, I think she's gotten a smack on the bottom at least once each season...
Alyson Hannigan--Lily Aldrin on "How I Met Your Mother"--although her being on this list is probably a holdover from when she played Willow on "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" (I have a weakness for redheads--not to mention red bottoms)
Christina Applegate--the star of "Samantha Who". Lovely comedic actress who should have been spanked when she played Kelly Bundy in "Married--With Children".
Helen Hunt--I so wanted to smack the seat of her sweat pants on "Mad About You".
Jennifer Aniston--still my favorite spankable friend from "Friends".
I could go on, but....well, that's 10!"
For the curious, the 3 TV shows I was thinking of would alone have given me 8 spankees. As it was, they did provide me with 3 names for the list. The TV shows were Friends (Courtney Cox Arquette and Lisa Kudrow to go with Jennifer Aniston); Bones (Emily Deschanel and Tamara Taylor, along with Michaela Conlin); and NCIS, with both of those actresses making the list.
Later, Dave of CRR was nice enough to drop me note thanking me for the comment. And, to my delight, he also sent me this, which I'm happy to share with you now.
On Sept. 10, Dave of CRR put up a post featuring Kayla Quinn. In case you're saying, "Who's Kayla Quinn?", here's Dave's introduction--Kayla is
"a special celebrity guest columnist this week: the unstoppable adult film and fetish star, and also mainstream movie/TV actor, Kayla Quinn.
You may know her perhaps as the seasoned spanko “Ms. Law” on the spanking site Bad Tushy, and Kayla was interviewed recently on this blog HERE. A fascinating person indeed: she’s served in the Air Force; conquered cancer twice; cooks from scratch; loves beating butts; and lots more coolness.
Ms. Quinn reveals the Top 10 celebrities she’d love to spank some sense into–and why."
If you want to find out who Kayla selected, go over to The Cherry Red Report and read her post. It's a nice mix of male and female spankees. (And The Cherry Red Report is a great blog that you should be reading regularly, anyway!)
Dave then asked for reader comments, as well as asking what celebs might be on our lists. Naturally, I put up a response. Since we're this close to the new TV season, I based my list on current or former TV actresses. Some have gone on to appear in movies, but my selections were based on their TV experiences.
These lists of "What Celebrity would you like to spank/be spanked by?" have been around for a long time. Spankos always have fun dipping into their fantasy realm and seeing who pops up. And my list of celeb spankees is pretty much constantly in flux. If I watch TV or go see a movie today, my list might be very different tomorrow.
Here's my comment from CRR:
"I could name the actresses from 3 TV shows and practically fill up a list of 10--but I'll try for more diversity.
Bridget Marquardt--one of Hef's "The Girls Next Door". She seems like the most real and down-to-earth--plus, she's got a fabulous round bottom that just begs to be spanked. Sadly, I think she'd be kind of a wuss when it came right down to it--probably could handle only a few light smacks, at best.
Michaela Conlin--plays Angela on the series, "Bones". Very striking features--and a bottom worth striking, too.
Erica Cerra--Deputy Jo Lupo on "Eureka". She makes those khaki uniform pants look goooooood!
Pauley Perrette--Abby the Goth girl/forensic expert on "NCIS". Spiked collar and plaid schoolgirl skirt--she's like 3 different dream girls rolled into one.
Cote De Pablo--Ziva David on "NCIS". They're not shy about having the camera linger lovingly on her bottom in certain situations. Of course, after the spanking, her character could kill you 15 different ways with a paper clip.....
Sarah Chalke--from the series "Scrubs". Cute blonde tushy--need I say more? Plus, I think she's gotten a smack on the bottom at least once each season...
Alyson Hannigan--Lily Aldrin on "How I Met Your Mother"--although her being on this list is probably a holdover from when she played Willow on "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" (I have a weakness for redheads--not to mention red bottoms)
Christina Applegate--the star of "Samantha Who". Lovely comedic actress who should have been spanked when she played Kelly Bundy in "Married--With Children".
Helen Hunt--I so wanted to smack the seat of her sweat pants on "Mad About You".
Jennifer Aniston--still my favorite spankable friend from "Friends".
I could go on, but....well, that's 10!"
For the curious, the 3 TV shows I was thinking of would alone have given me 8 spankees. As it was, they did provide me with 3 names for the list. The TV shows were Friends (Courtney Cox Arquette and Lisa Kudrow to go with Jennifer Aniston); Bones (Emily Deschanel and Tamara Taylor, along with Michaela Conlin); and NCIS, with both of those actresses making the list.
Later, Dave of CRR was nice enough to drop me note thanking me for the comment. And, to my delight, he also sent me this, which I'm happy to share with you now.
Wow--my name in one of Dave's trademark illustrations. I feel like I've finally arrived! :-)
Saturday, September 12, 2009
"Are You There, Spanking? It's Me, Chelsea"
I had a lovely, long Labor Day weekend, made even better by a little spanking startle Monday night on the Chelsea Lately show on E!, starring Chelsea Handler.
During the early part of the show, Chelsea and her comedy panel were discussing a Cosmopolitan article that had a title something along the lines of "12 Taboo Moves To Drive Your Man Wild" (that probably wasn't really the name of the article, but I don't have it on tape or Tivo or DVD, so you'll have to be satisfied with my faulty recall).
In what turned out to be a prepared bit, Chelsea stopped going through the list of "taboos" and asked the 3-person panel of comedians if they liked to be spanked during sex. One guy pretty much flatly stated, "Don't touch my ass." The one female comic said no, she didn't like to be spanked during sex (the optimist in me notes that she said nothing about being spanked before sex or, for that matter, after sex).
When they turned the question back on her, Chelsea replied that she let the security guard spank her backstage if things were slow. They then cut to a picture of Chelsea bent over a table, ball gag in her mouth, a baseball bat over her shoulder (a different form of "ball gag"), her jeans down to slightly above her knees, with a large black security guard holding her down with one hand while wielding some kind of a paddle (oar? kayak paddle?) in the other.
It was totally unexpected and made me laugh. I've been looking online ever since, hoping that somebody had done a screen grab of the picture, but so far--nothing. It wouldn't surprise me to learn that the clip is on YouTube somewhere.
This is not the first time that the subject of spanking has shown up on Chelsea Lately. She got a whack from singer Akon during the interview portion of another show.
I do love it when the subject of spanking comes up in popular shows. With any luck, she'll return to the subject again and again......so let's hear it for Chelsea Handler!
During the early part of the show, Chelsea and her comedy panel were discussing a Cosmopolitan article that had a title something along the lines of "12 Taboo Moves To Drive Your Man Wild" (that probably wasn't really the name of the article, but I don't have it on tape or Tivo or DVD, so you'll have to be satisfied with my faulty recall).
In what turned out to be a prepared bit, Chelsea stopped going through the list of "taboos" and asked the 3-person panel of comedians if they liked to be spanked during sex. One guy pretty much flatly stated, "Don't touch my ass." The one female comic said no, she didn't like to be spanked during sex (the optimist in me notes that she said nothing about being spanked before sex or, for that matter, after sex).
When they turned the question back on her, Chelsea replied that she let the security guard spank her backstage if things were slow. They then cut to a picture of Chelsea bent over a table, ball gag in her mouth, a baseball bat over her shoulder (a different form of "ball gag"), her jeans down to slightly above her knees, with a large black security guard holding her down with one hand while wielding some kind of a paddle (oar? kayak paddle?) in the other.
It was totally unexpected and made me laugh. I've been looking online ever since, hoping that somebody had done a screen grab of the picture, but so far--nothing. It wouldn't surprise me to learn that the clip is on YouTube somewhere.
This is not the first time that the subject of spanking has shown up on Chelsea Lately. She got a whack from singer Akon during the interview portion of another show.
I do love it when the subject of spanking comes up in popular shows. With any luck, she'll return to the subject again and again......so let's hear it for Chelsea Handler!
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Photo I.D.
From time to time, people have asked me about the photo that's used in the header of this blog. The most common question, as you can probably guess, is "Where is it?"
The truth, of course, is that I don't know. When I started this blog, I had an idea in mind of what sort of picture I wanted to use for the header. I decided against using a spanking photo of any kind. I thought a nature picture would be better--something that sort of showed off the state of Minnesota.
I entered "Minnesota" into the search engine and started looking. It didn't take me long to find the above photo. It was pretty much what I envisioned for the top of the blog. Unfortunately, the photo I found didn't identify the exact location. That was fine with me--I wasn't looking for a particular place, just a particular kind of picture.
I was surprised when a lot of people starting asking, "Where is that, exactly?" I had no idea, so I told people I thought it was probably a stretch of the Mississippi river and let it go at that.
Well, one of my readers decided to take matters into her own hands. She did the same search, and obviously she was much more thorough than I was. She found the photo in her search, and she found a caption for it. So I can now finally reveal the location of the photo! Here's the caption that she found:
"The Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness is a paddler's paradise. Some 1,200 miles of motor-free water trails span the lakes and rivers of this million-acre wilderness."
The BWCA is in northeasern Minnesota and located within Superior National Forest.
So, a big "Thank you!" to reader Marie for finally solving that mystery. Now when people ask, I'll be able to give them a correct answer. And I especially like the part about it being a "Paddler's Paradise". Of course, I tend to think that of Minnesota in general.
Although, to be honest, I think I liked it better when I thought it was part of the Mississippi....
The truth, of course, is that I don't know. When I started this blog, I had an idea in mind of what sort of picture I wanted to use for the header. I decided against using a spanking photo of any kind. I thought a nature picture would be better--something that sort of showed off the state of Minnesota.
I entered "Minnesota" into the search engine and started looking. It didn't take me long to find the above photo. It was pretty much what I envisioned for the top of the blog. Unfortunately, the photo I found didn't identify the exact location. That was fine with me--I wasn't looking for a particular place, just a particular kind of picture.
I was surprised when a lot of people starting asking, "Where is that, exactly?" I had no idea, so I told people I thought it was probably a stretch of the Mississippi river and let it go at that.
Well, one of my readers decided to take matters into her own hands. She did the same search, and obviously she was much more thorough than I was. She found the photo in her search, and she found a caption for it. So I can now finally reveal the location of the photo! Here's the caption that she found:
"The Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness is a paddler's paradise. Some 1,200 miles of motor-free water trails span the lakes and rivers of this million-acre wilderness."
The BWCA is in northeasern Minnesota and located within Superior National Forest.
So, a big "Thank you!" to reader Marie for finally solving that mystery. Now when people ask, I'll be able to give them a correct answer. And I especially like the part about it being a "Paddler's Paradise". Of course, I tend to think that of Minnesota in general.
Although, to be honest, I think I liked it better when I thought it was part of the Mississippi....
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Thought For The Day
A quote from one of my favorite authors--
"Be who you are and say what you feel......
"Be who you are and say what you feel......
....because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
-- Dr. Suess