SPANKING MINNESOTA

A Few Seconds With Radio Spanko

2012-02-16T04:27:00.010-06:00

I'm talked about "Radio Spanko" many times before here on this blog. It's actually MyTalk 107.1 FM here in Minnesota. During the week, it's primarily programs with local hosts, with a few hours late at night dedicated to a nationally syndicated radio show. "A little gossip, a lot of laughs" is the way one on-air promo describes it. They've also referred to it as "People magazine, but on the radio", as the hosts daily look at the Pop culture universe.

And every now and then, the word "spanking" slips into the conversation. It's popped up a few times, although there might be weeks or months between references.

My favorite hosts have to be the "drive-time divas", Lori and Julia. They've known each other for years, worked together at a different job, then became friends, then became sisters-in-law when Lori married Julia's brother (a firefighter named Ken, interestingly enough) and for the last nine years have hosted The Lori and Julia Show. Needless to say, knowing each other so well, they can needle each other and get under each other's skin like no one else can.

I believe it was this past Monday when Lori went off on a rant on some topic (sorry, I can't remember exactly what it was). When Lori gets going, she's like a dog with a bone--you can't get her away from it. Julia kept trying to move to a new topic, and Lori kept dragging the conversation back to the subject she was wound up about. Julia finally told her to let it go, and if she didn't, "I'm going to spank you!"

I thought this might lead to some spirited and playful back and forth, but to my complete and utter amazement, it didn't bring forth one single comment--not from Lori, nor from the other on-air personality of the show, producer Donnie Love. I was happy for the brief reference, but disappointed that it wasn't followed up.

And then there were a few brief comments yesterday. This time, the subject was jeggings.

Julia was discussing a certain brand--once again, sorry, I don't remember the name--and opined that they were very much like Spanx in the way they compress and hold everything in. She also said that you had to think about possible bathroom breaks, because they weren't all that easy to slip on and off. Lori added, "And you have to hope no one hurts their hand when they slap you on the bottom."

Julia laughed, and Lori continued, "That's what I always say to my husband when he slaps me on the bottom, 'Did you hurt your hand'?"

Now, as every spanko out there knows, that's a cute but bratty thing to say to someone who just smacked your bum. And it pretty much guarantees that it's going to get slapped agin.....and again....and again....

Ah, the drive-time divas. Gotta love 'em!

Happy Valentine's Day

2012-02-15T02:37:00.003-06:00

A slightly belated, but still heartfelt, Happy Valentine's Day to you all! I hope you were able to spend it with someone special.....

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Two For The Show...Or The Blog Roll

2012-02-10T14:02:00.003-06:00

Just a quick note this time to let you know I've added two new entries to the Blog Roll.

The first one has actually been in the roll for a bit. It's "The Trouble With Emma, including The Lost Diaries Of Emma Bishop". A long title, to say the least. She should be spanked and made to spell it out--you know, "T. T is the 20th letter of the alphabet", and then she she be given 20 swats, then 7 spanks for H, the seventh letter of the alphabet, etc. Maybe she'd learn the importance of brevity.

I've had it in the blog roll just as "Emma Bishop", but now I've amended that so it's listed as by the first part of the title, "The Trouble With Emma".

The second entry is a brand-spanking new blog called, Ultraviolet Heart. Only three entries so far, but it looks promising. It's always exciting to get in on the ground floor of a new blog and watch it develop, so check it out.

AS always, please pleas PLEASE leave comments when you go to see these two blogs. Bloggers love the feedback, and need to know they are being heard. It doesn't have to be a long comment, unless you want to write one, of course. And--my usual instruction--let them know Dr. Ken of Spanking Minnesota sent you.

It's Back!

2012-02-07T02:32:00.004-06:00

The more observant of you will notice a small change on this page. The profile photo is different from what it was.

Ever since I started this blog, I've made a habit out of changing the profile picture whenever my blogiversary rolls around. And every time I do it, some people inevitably write or drop a comment saying, "Why'd you change it? I liked the old one!" Well, I do it just to change things up a little bit. I'm not comfortable using an actual picture of myself for the profile, so I've always used drawings. The overall look of the blog has remained the same since I started it four years ago.. I'm perfectly happy with it the way it is. The only changes I make are putting up a new post, or adding something to the blog roll, or the profile picture.

I've liked all the profile pictures that I've used over the years, but the current one is the one I think I like the best. I first used it on this blog two years ago. It fits in with my "Dr. Ken" nickname. It's also the picture I use on FetLife (I'm on there as Dr_Ken), and the picture I use for SpankoLife, as well. So, I'm gongto be consistent and put it back up here as my profile photo, too. And this time, I think it's up there for good. No more changing back and forth.

So if any ladies out there happen to need a Doctor of Spanking Therapy.....who ya gonna call?

Multiple Choice

2012-02-02T02:08:00.003-06:00

You've just informed your wife/girlfriend that she's going to get a good spanking.

She stomps her foot, folds her arms across her chest, and says, "Honey, I'm too old to be spanked!"

How do you respond?

A) "Yes, dear. Whatever you say, dear."

B) "By golly, love, you're right. We need to sit down in a calm and collected manner and discuss altermative methods of action like two rational adults."

C) "Oh. Okay, Grandma, let me get you your walker before you hurt yourself....."

D) You don't say anything. Instead, you go ahead and turn her over your knees, bare her bottom, and spank her behind until it glows in the dark.

And the correct answer is.................

What's Your Blues Name?

2012-01-29T09:51:00.001-06:00

Here's a fun meme that's been going around. No, it's not spanking related, it's just for grins and giggles.

It's a variation on the "what would your name be" game. The first one I heard of was, "What's your stripper name?" You took the name of your first pet as your first name, and you used the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. (I usually amend that last one to "or the nearest named cross-street" to avoid names like "Sammi 27th Avenue".)

This one Jake and Elwood would approve of. It's "What's your blues name?" You use the initials of your real name and look them up on the chart below. (You can click on the chart to enlarge it and make it easier to read.)

So, if I use "Dr." for my first name, I use the letter "D" in part 1, which gives me "Old".

If use "Ken" as my middle name, I look up "K" in part two and get "Boy".

Wait a minute...my blues name starts off as "Old Boy"? I'm not sure Ilike the direction this is going in. What are they implying?

Part 3 provides the last name, so I wind up as "Old Boy Smith".Here's the chart:

So....what's your blues name? Tell me in a comment....

Cold Feet

2012-01-27T02:10:00.006-06:00

She may have cold feet.......

....but I suspect her bottom is about to become very, very warm!

RSM

2012-01-24T03:31:00.002-06:00

I've mentioned this before--I watch an awful lot of television. And thanks to the "On Demand" feature on my cable network, I'm watching more shows than ever before, catching up with programs I'd normally never get to see.

It should come as no surprise, then, that I'm stumbling across more of what I call "RSM"s--Random Spanking Moments, those one-smack wonders that can't really be called "spankings" but catch my attention, nonetheless. For example, I saw one while catching up on the second season of Dexter. Dexter's sister gets a playful smack from an FBI agent played by Keith Carradine in a cute little flirty scene. Since that was a few years ago, I'm sure it's been documented elsewhere and there are probably clips of it floating around.

Most recently I came across a few RSM's on a show on TRUtv called, Full Throttle Saloon. It chronicles the events that take place at a bar during the big yearly biker rally in Sturgis. The focus is mainly on the bar owner, his girlfriend, and the various people that work there. Interspersed with the main storylines are shots of the patrons, the various events going on at the bar, the dancers and the female bartenders.

In a recent episode that I saw (Season 3, episode 5, I believe) one of the bartenders twirls up a bar towel and snaps it across the backside of a second bartender. It must have stung, because the second girl grabbed the towel out her hands pretty darn quick. This happened about 3 minutes into the episode.

Later, about 21 minutes in, we once again see some bartender hijinks. One of the girls addresses the camera while a lovely blonde in the background is serving a customer. The girl looks at the camera and says, "Marsha's going to get it now." She starts moving quietly toward the blonde, pausing to dip her hands in a huge bucket of ice water. She sneaks up behind the girl, reaches out carefully, pulls her skirt up to reveal a lovely bottom in a green thong, then hauls back and plants a good solid, icy wet smack to her bottom. Marsho grabs her stinging bottom, laughing, while the prankster walks away with both arms held up in victory.

In episode 8, we're treated to a shot of four female patrons who are there for the evening's festivities. One of the girls in the middle of the group turns her back to the camera and flips up her skirt, revealing maroon panties with the letters "U S M C" written across the back in gold letters. The two girls on either side of her take advantage of this to playfully smack her bottom a few times--very lightly, I assure you, but still a fun little moment.

So keep your eyes open. TV is probably full of these RSMs. If you watch it....they will spank.

4 Years!!

2012-01-18T05:55:00.005-06:00

"Dr. Ken told me to send in the next girl!"

Why the spanking party, you may ask?

Because today marks the 4th anniversary of Spanking Minnesota!

Yes, on January 16tj. 2008. a much younger Dr. Ken sat down and wrote his first post for a new blog, little realizing what he was getting himself into. Interestingly enough, my second post was a prediction on some football games==which I got wrong, if I remember correctly--proving, if nothing else, that this blog would be about many things besides spanking, and that I should never be allowed near a Las Vegas sports book.

It's been 4 years of posts, pictures, song parodies, and photo captions, and it's been a lot of fun. No predictions about how much longer this blog will continue--we've seen how good my predictions are--but as long as I find it fun, I'll keep doing it.

I hope you find it fun, too. Thanks to everyone who's visited this blog over the years. I hope you keep on coming back to see what's in store!

Photo Caption Fun

2012-01-14T03:07:00.001-06:00

"And you wanted to rent a movie....."

Radio Spanko--Alive And Well

2012-01-07T02:37:00.002-06:00

If you've been reading this blog for a while, you're well aware of something I call "Radio Spanko". It's actually a local FM station here in Minnesota--MyTalk 107.1 FM. It's best described as Pop Culture radio, a sort of People magazine on the radio. The majority of shows are dedicated to celebrity news, news about movies, TV, books and music....and gossip, gossip, gossip! And every now and again, the word "spanking" gets bandied about on the air.

My favorite on-air personality is Lori of "The Lori and Julia" show, which airs Monday through Friday from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. Every Monday, these drive-time divas do a segment at about 5:3o p.m. called "Sex Monday". It was shortly after I started listening to the station that I noticed Lori dropping a few spanking references into her commentary. It was never with a negative connotation, always fun and playful. I began to believe that Lori just might be a secret spanko or, at the very least, someone who is familiar with it and probably doesn't mind it. All just wild speculation on my part, of course.

As I continued to listen to the various programs the station offers, I began to notice spanking references on other shows, as well. It was always done in an adult and respectful manner, which I liked, of course. I never got the sense that they mentioned spanking in an, "Oh, those people must be nuts" kind of way, but that they understood it was just playful, consensual fun between adults.I finally started sharing those on-air mentions in posts here on the blog, and "Radio Spanko" was born. If you dig back through the archives, you'll find that it generated quite a few posts over the last few years.

Lately, Radio Spanko has been going through a dry spell. I listened faithfully, but the subject never came up, even in a passing reference. I was starting to think that perhaps the big bosses at the station had called a production meeting and said, "Hey, let's knock off all that spanking talk."

I'm happy to report that the drought is over. Last week there were not one...not two....but three separate mentions involving the subject. And then another one this week!

Now, I don't have a photographic memory, so I'll preface this by saying that all my recollections are far from word-for-word perfect, but it's as good as I can remember it. Consider yourselves warned. Also, if I misspell any of the names...well, that's on me.

It started last week on a program called The Jason and Alexis show. Jason Matheson, one of the hosts, was out that day, so a lady named Colleen Lindstrom was sitting in for him . The other host was Alexis Thompson.,

Colleen went off on a mini-rant about the TV show, The Bachelor. While certainly no prude, she didn't care for some of the kissing on the show. A chaste little peck is fine, but far too often, it looks like they're trying eat the other person's face off. You can see the jaws moving the tongues moving, you get noises like, as she put it, the "slurping"....at which point Alexis piped up and added, "The spanking....."

Colleen immediately put on her best outraged voice and said, "Alexis! I did NOT say that!"

Alexis responded by saying, "I know", and then added, "I like it". It's unclear whether she was referring to the kissing, though, or to her own spanking reference. I know which one I'd like to believe.

Incident number Two occurred the next day during the Lori and Julia show. A movie critic was on, talking about the movie, A Dangerous Method. When he mentioned that the Keira Knightly character likes to be whipped, Lori began laughing and said, "My husband is going to want to see this!"

Draw your own conclusions.

The third reference came during the "Colleen and Reavers" show. during a segment called, "Ask The Boy".....because sometimes you need to get a man's point of view. Listeners e-mail the show with questions or problems, and Chris Reavers does his best to respond to them with advice.

The e-mail in question came from a man who had recently taken up with a new girlfriend. She had been in a bad and abusive relationship before this, but had gotten free of that. He had taken up with her, and they were both happy. There was just one problem: spanking.

He'd had spanking in relationships before, and it was always a fun happy time in the past, but she seemed to be coming at it from a "darker place." The radio hosts took that to mean that she was somehow "reenacting" her past relationship. Personally, I think they got that wrong. I think he simply meant that she wanted to be spanked a lot harder than he was comfortable with. I think she wanted to spanked to tears, or for him to leave marks or bruises. His reference to his previous spanking experiences would seem to indicate he was more comfortable with a lighter, pattycake approach.

The advice, if I remember correctly, was along the lines of communication--the two were going to have to sit down and talk it out, and reach some sort of compromise. And if that meant he had to go outside of his comfort zone.....well, he just might have to "man up". Not the world's greatest advice, but probably the best under the circumstances.

Finally, we go back to Lori and Julia this past week. The subject was the Katy Perry-Russell Brand split. Katy's camp was coming forward with their spin on the story. Some mention was made of Katy having a hard time keeping up with Russell's sexual tastes. Lori jumped right in to translate that statement to mean, "Russell likes to spank and be spanked and Katy couldn't handle it." (I hate to disagree with Lori, but I don't think that was it. Katy, I think, can handle spanking just fine. I think the reasons for the split were much more mundane--Katy was busy touring and they never got to see each other; Russell wanted to settle down and start a family, and Katy isn't ready for that.)

As you can see, Radio Spanko was merely hibernating. It's still out there. I'll continue to listen and if I hear anything worth mentioning, you know you'll find it posted here.

It's 2012

2012-01-01T17:16:00.003-06:00

"....and doing this more often is MY New Year's resolution!"

Happy New Year, everybody! Make 2012 a spanking good year!

A Favorite Photo Set, conclusion

2011-12-29T11:14:00.001-06:00

Well, I didn't mean to make you wait so long for the last installment of this photo set, but that's what happens when you try to blog anywhere near a holiday. There's gifts to buy, presents to wrap, and the decking of the halls. Then, once Christmas is over, there's gifts to exchange, wrapping paper to throw away, and the undecking of the halls. And now, with New Year's Eve almost upon us, I've had to spend an inordinate amount of time trying to perfect my egg not recipe, which of course requires a certain amount of taste-testing and sampling the results. Lots and lots of sampling.......

Anyway, I hope you all had a Merry Christmas, and are ready for New Year's Spankin' Eve! Here's the conclusion of the photo set.

A Favorite Ptoto Set, pt. 3

2011-12-22T03:46:00.003-06:00

A few more spanks....and then it's time to continue on the bare bottom.....

A Favorite Photo Set, pt. 2

2011-12-21T12:32:00.002-06:00

The pants come down....the spanking continues.

A Favorite Photo Set

2011-12-20T02:22:00.002-06:00

While browsing through my archives, I came across another photo set that i quite like. Oddly enough, my favorite photos in the set are these first ones, where the spanking is just starting and her pants are still on. You'd think it would be when the pants come down, or when the spanking switches to bare bottom, but no. Maybe it's the way her bottom looks in those pants. Or maybe it's just because I'm partial to redheads.

Whatever the case may be, as the young lady looks back and contemplates what is about to happen, the gentleman raises his hand to deliver the first spank......and we're off!

Enjoy!

Two Things

2011-12-15T03:50:00.004-06:00

There are two things you can count on once her spanking is over. This is what her bottom is going to look like......

....and this is going to be the first thing she does.

My advice? Offer to help rub the sting away. Hey, you caused it--it's the least you can do!

Photo Caption Fun

2011-12-11T06:41:00.003-06:00

Rona quickly came to the realization that Dave had been lying when he'd said, "This is going to hurt me more than it does you."

I May Not Know Art.....

2011-12-07T04:49:00.003-06:00

........But I know what I like! :-)

(Balavenise--La Fessee)

A Helpful HInt

2011-12-02T05:15:00.004-06:00

Ladies, here's a little friendly tip brought to you courtesy of the good folks at Firm Hand Spanking--

If you're wearing panties with the words "Little Miss Naughty" on them....you're probably going to get spanked in the very near future!

(The photo features Samantha Woodley in one of the latest offerings from Firm Hand Spanking. Be sure to check them out by clicking the link in my blog roll on the right or by going to http://firmhandspanking.com/).

A touch Of Color

2011-11-30T05:26:00.009-06:00

Every woman needs a touch of color......

Some need it applied to a certain place.....

....and some need more than just a "touch"!

The Latest

2011-11-25T20:42:00.003-06:00

What do these naughty girls all have in common?

They're all featured in the latest offerings from Firm Hand Spanking. FHS always seems to have some of the most spectacularly spankable ladies around, and the women pictured above--Alison Miller, Amelia Rutherford, and Valerie Bryant--seem to prove it. (I'm becoming a huge admirer of Alison Miller!) If you haven't checked out Firm Hand Spanking lately, you should definitely go there and take a look around. There is a link to them in the Blog Roll on the right-hand side of the screen.

Happy browsing!

Happy Thanksgiving

2011-11-24T04:01:00.003-06:00

Whether you choose to celebrate in a traditional--or unconventional--fashion, HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all of my readers in America!

No Comparison

2011-11-22T04:11:00.002-06:00

Really? I had no idea the Moon needed to spanked on a regular basis......

Bones

2011-11-17T02:18:00.003-06:00

Recently, I was watching the Season 5 DVD of a TV show called Bones which airs on the FOX Network. It stars Emily Deschanel and David Boreanez. Among the supporting cast are the two actresses in the picture below, MIchaela Conlin on the left, Tamara Taylor on the right.

Iwas watching an episode called, "The Proof In The Pudding", and listening to the DVD commentary track provided by some of the actors, including the two lovely ladies pictured above. (That's the kind of nerdy fan I am. I view all of the DVD extras and listen to all of the episode commentaries.)

In one scene, Tamara Taylor had her back to the camera, and Michaela Conlin suddenly volunteered, "For some reason, whenever I see Tamara's butt, I want to squeeze it or slap it." (As I'm sure you can imagine, I mmediately talked back to the TV screen, saying, "Me too!")
MIchaela then added, "It's okay, I've told her about it."

Tamara corrects her at this point, saying, "No, you did it! You did it."

Sounds like a fun set to work on, doesn't it? That mental image alone will keep me watching the show until the very end.

Here's two more photos of these beautiful actresses--Tamara Taylor first, then Michaela Conlin.

You know, for some reason, whenever I see Michaela Conlin's butt, I ........well, you already know how that statement is going to end......

A Game I'd Definitely Buy

2011-11-15T13:07:00.002-06:00

I'd love to have the Wii controller on this one!

Or maybe, more appropriately, it's only available on the Nintendo DS?

Anticipation

2011-11-12T15:39:00.003-06:00

He phoned and told her she was getting a good spanking when he got home.......

And he won't be home for hours.........

So you can't really blame a girl for thinking about it ahead of time....can you?

11-11-11

2011-11-11T12:42:00.002-06:00

Yesterday was "Love Our Lurkers Day" for many spanking blogs (a complete list of those participating can be found on Bonnie's blog, My Bottom Smarts. You can find a link to it on the right in my blog roll.) Lurkers everywhere==those people who come to a blog, peruse it, and then leave without making a comment==were encouraged yesterday to speak up, and for this one time let their voice be heard. My thanks to all that did so, and you can still scroll down to that post and leave a comment. It's never too late.

Today, instead of speaking up, I think a moment of silence would be more appropriate as we celebrate Veteran's Day and honor all those who have served, and are serving, their country. Most would say they were just "doing their job." I say, it takes a special kind of person to take that job on, and I, for one, am grateful and thankful for their service. A blog like this probably wouldn't exist if it wasn't for what they did to keep our country safe and free.

So, take a moment. Take two. And never forget our Vets.

We Love Our Lurkers

2011-11-10T02:37:00.003-06:00

Whenever I post a link to a new blog, I always tell people to go and take a look at it, and to leave a comment. Bloggers love comments. It not only lets us know how we're doing, it lets us know that, yes, someone is actually out there looking at the stuff we put up. Very few of us blog just for our health (well....mental health, maybe). We like the give and take, to a certain extent. We like to share our thoughts, our feelings, our pictures, and our love for This Thing We Do. Leaving a comment is a way for you to share something backOf course, not everyone comments. The vast majority of our visitors are lurkers. They come in, read, look around, and leave as quietly as possible. We know they've been here--the stat counter tells us so. And even if they didn't leave a comment, we're grateful that they came around.

So, once a year we like to celebrate that silent majority. We call it, "Love Our Lurkers" day. It's our way of letting you know how much you're all appreciated--and believe me, that appreciation is deep and heartfelt.

We ask only one thing in return. This one time, instead of lurking, we really would like you to leave a little comment. It doesn't have to be much. You don't have to write a novel, or even a paragraph. A simple "hi" would even suffice. It's up to you. But for this one day, let your voice be heard, and then you can go back to lurking for another year.

I'm looking forward to hearing from all of you! Let me know you're out there! Let's hear it for the lurkers!

My Favorite Pic....For The Moment

2011-11-08T02:06:00.002-06:00

Not too long ago, Dave of The Cherry Red Report posted what he called his "Favorite Picture", and invited many of us other bloggers to do the same. I responded with my favorite drawing by Endart. You can find my post on this by looking at the older posts.

Many bloggers responded, and I had a good time checking out their selections. In some cases, I took the opportunity to check out other posts on those blogs, as well. I always enjoy seeing what others are doing with their blogs. To put it mildly, there's some good stuff out there. That's why I maintain--and often add to--my blog roll.

Sadly, I don't remember which blog I was looking at, but I came across a picture I was immediately taken with. I'm pretty sure it wasn't their "favorite pic" selection, but was part of an older post.

The picture looks like it was originally from Punished Brats--at least, that's my best guess. The photo got cropped somewhere along the way, and I'm guessing it was cropped to eliminate the identifying watermark or logo. I hate when that happens.

In spite of that, I'd have to say that it's my favorite pic--if not of all time, then at least for the moment. Enjoy!

On The Phone

2011-11-04T02:07:00.002-05:00

"Hello?.......Oh, hi, Barb.........Remember when I told you I was nervous about Paul seeing my credit card bill for last month? Well, he saw it.......Oh, he flipped, all right--flipped me over his knee and spanked me like there was no tomorrow! My bottom still feels like it's on fire........What am I doing now?......Oh, you know.......Just hanging out......"

Two Blogs Added

2011-10-31T14:10:00.002-05:00

Hello to everyone!

I just got back from another Crimson Moon party. I got to play with some of my favorite people and, as always, there were some I wanted to play with but just never managed to make the connection. Next time, I hope......

My blogging buddy, CherylKay of Positively Spanking, was there. I know she really enjoyed the party because her St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series. :-)

I got to meet, albeit briefly, a lovely and charming couple attending their first CM party. Christopher and Ella are a great young couple, very much in love, and living the DD life. Their Halloween costumes were among the best at the party--he as Hugh Hefner (he actually did resemble a young Hugh Hefner, now that I think about it) and she as a Playboy Bunny, complete with the ears and the cottontail. They also have a blog, and it's my pleasure to add it to the blog roll on the right of this page. It's called C & e - Life In DD.

I also recently received a "friend" request from a young lady on FetLife, which I was happy to accept. (I'm on FetLife under the name Dr_Ken, if anyone's interested.) She also has a blog called Alex In Spankingland, and a link has been added to the blogroll for that, as well.

As always, I encourage you to go to these blogs, look them over and check things out. If you do, please be sure to leave a comment. All bloggers, and especially relatively new bloggers, love to get input and feedback from their readers. It also lets them know that someone is, indeed, out their reading their posts and interested in what they have to say. So please, leave a comment and remember to tell them that Dr. Ken sent you!

I wonder--in Spankingland, does the Red Queen shout, "Off with her pants!"?

Here You Go, Mr. B!

2011-10-27T12:01:00.000-05:00

In my last post, I mentioned that a reader of this blog, Mr. B., had lost a couple of favorite Endart images due to a hard drive crash. I also asked if any other readers out there might have them.

Well, I'm happy to announce that a reader by the name of Ingen came through and sent me copies of both pictures! What can I say? I think I have the best readers around, bar none!

So here you go, Mr. B., courtesy of Ingen: Yardstick Dance and In The Parlor, both by the artist known as Endart.

Comments....We Get Comments

2011-10-25T02:48:00.002-05:00

A few posts back, I responded to a post on The Cherry Red Report asking bloggers to post their favorite pictures. I couldn't come up with a favorite photo, so I selected a drawing instead. It was done by Endart, and was called "Warm Under Plaid".

Among the comments I received on that post was one from a Mr. B. He was also an Endart fan. Sadly, a hard drive crash had cost him two of his favorite Endart drawings--one called "Yardstick Dance" and another called "In The Parlor".

Being the warm, sweet and lovable soul that I am, I immediately went into my archives, hoping to find copies of those pictures. If I could find them, I planned to post them so Mr. B could get new copies of his old favorites. Sadly, my search for those titles came up empty. I had one called, "Yardstick For Jen" and I found three that started with the words, "In The....", i.e., "In The Living Room", In The Lounge" and "In The Morning". Close, but no match.

I wasn't overly surprised that I didn't have those drawings. As much as I like Endart's work, I certainly didn't download or make a copy of everything he did. For example, I personally am a big fan of OTK spanking, so anything Endart did depicting an OTK scenario I probably downloaded. Any other position, I very likely passed on it. I like drawings that depict the actual spanking. Anything showing a scene from before the spanking, or immedicately after, were also probably not saved. If the drawing showed an implement I wasn't a big fan of, i probably ignored it. For example, I'm not a big fan of canes--i don't use them, and I'm not crazy about pictures showing them being used, so I wouldn't have kept a drawing showing one in use. I'm picky that way. So it's a shame that I didn't have either drawing that Mr. B was looking for, but it's not a big shock that I don't have them, either.

So I'm appealling to the readers out there: If you happen to have a copy of either of those Endart drawings, please send them to me as an e-mail attachment, and I'll post them for Mr. B.
Or, if you have a blog, post one or both of the drawings yourself and let me know about it. I'll post the information here, and hopefully Mr. B and others will flock to your site to take a look.

Help a fellow Spanko out, okay?

In the meantime, even though it's not the right title, here's the Endart drawing, "Yardstick For Jen". Because, let's face it, you just can't go wrong with an Endart drawing.

"I Had The Strangest Dream...."

2011-10-19T02:07:00.002-05:00

Dreams are funny things.

Normal rules do not apply in dreams. I'm tempted, in fact, to say there are no rules at all when it comes to whatever the sleeping mind conjures up. You don't even necessarily have to be yourself in your dreams. I've had dreams where I can fly, just like Superman. For that matter, I may have even dreamed that I was Superman. I know that, on a couple of occasions, I dreamed that I was the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing from the Fantastic Four. Most recently, I dreamed I was Wolverine of the X-Men. (I should be so lucky as to look like Hugh Jackman....) I don't seem to do a lot of thinking in my dreams, just act or react.

The strangest and most unsettling dream I ever had started in a Prison Hospital Ward. In the standard twisted logic of dreams, I was there to be checked out by the prison Doctor to make sure that I was healthy enough to be executed. The dream ended with me standing on a platform with a noose around my neck. Needless to say, I had trouble falling back to sleep after waking up from that one!

And, of course, I've had dreams about spanking.

When it comes to spanking dreams, I've had some that had a complete plot, and I've had some where I just grab the nearest lady and turn her over my knee. Within the context of the dream, it certainly seems like there's a reason for it, but I have no idea what it is. I've dreamt that I have a perfectly lovely lady in position, bottoms up and waiting, and when I've tried to swat her, my arm meets resistance, like trying to swat someone underwater. And now that I mention it, I'm pretty sure I did have a dream where I spanked a girl underwater.

I'm tempted to say that, when it comes to my dream spankees, I have no idea who they are most of the time. They're ladies I've never seen or met before, or so it would seem. But scientists and researchers (i.e., Those Who Know Such Things) assure us this isn't the case. Your mind does not make up people to inhabit your dreams. Every single person that you dream about is somebody you know, met, or have seen somewhere before. You don't necessarily know them well--maybe they were a face in a shopping mall crowd, or someone you sat next to on a bus or an airplane. Maybe they were coming out of a shop as you were going in. Total strangers that, for some reason, your mind chooses to interact with and to populate the dreamscape. As I said before, normal rules just don't apply when it comes to dreams.

At least, that's what I thought.

I recently had a dream that--for me, anyway--was somewhat different from the usual.

I was in a restaurant, seated at a table, I had apparently finished dining. I pulled out a credit card and placed it on a silver tray, waiting for the waitress to come. Suddenly, a lovely Oriental lady stepped up to the table. She was very slender, her hair done up, and she was wearing a light woolen coat that was buttoned all the way up. The coat, I remember, was sort of a rough weave, white with strands of a gold color woven through for highlights. A green dress hung out from under the hem of the coat, stopping just above her knees.

"Nice card," she said.

Not being any too sure how to respond to that, I replied, "Oh. Thanks" The card was a little bit gaudy in terms of color, but other than that, it seemed like just a normal card to me.

She then asked, "May I touch it?" An odd request, but hey--it's a dream, right?

I picked the card back up, and all of sudden, I was in a debate with myself. I could maybe turn this into an opening, I told myself. At the same time, I was thinking, no, you just don't do that sort of stuff. But, being a dream, common sense lost out.

"You could," I told her, "But then I'd have to spank you. And you wouldn't want that, and I wouldn't want that...."

Okay, that last part is an obvious lie, because spanking her is precisely what I did want.

She walked away, and I put the card back down on the silver tray. Suddenly, the lady in the white coat came back, and with a wicked grin on her face, she reached out with her forefinger and poked the card, touching it once...twice....three times. Then she walked away again.

Even in a dream, I recognized a playful challenge. I pushed back my chair and stood up. I unbuttoned the sleeve of my shirt and started to roll it up as I turned. The lady was standing by the cashiers desk, watching me.

And that's when my mind started a fierce debate with myself.

I found myself thinking, "What are you doing?! You don't do this kind of thing! You're in public, you don't even know this lady. She could sue you or press charges. You're not really going to do anything, so stop it!"

At which point.....I woke up!

Now, here it is, days later, and I'm still saying to myself, "She was cute, it was a dream, supposedly anything goes....and my mind starts a moral debate with me to talk me out of it??? Since when does that happen?"

It's a question I have no answer for. Maybe I should sleep on it.

And if I'm lucky....maybe the lady will come back in another dream.

And if I'm really lucky--maybe this time I'll finish what I started....without the inner monologue!

The Cherry Red Challenge: Post Your Favorite Pic

2011-10-13T02:10:00.005-05:00

It all started on The Cherry Red Report.

Dave--Mr. Cherry Red himself--put up a post featuring his Favorite Pic Of All Time. He then challenged other bloggers to do the same.

The sad fact, however, is.....I can't do it.

There are just too many good photos out there for me to pick just one. I have favoites, certainly, but that's just it--"favorites" with an "s" on the end. I can't pick just one.

So I'm going to do what another participant in this challenge has already done. I'm going to cheat.

Instead of my favorite picture of all time......I'm going to post my favorite drawing.

I'm sure it will come as no surprise when I say it was done by Endart. His site was one of the first I ever paid money to belong to, and I looked forward to his drawings every month.

I'm not entirely sure what it is about this drawing that I like so much. There's no bared bottom, no raised skirt. It's fairly demure, actually, in that respect. It's a fairly standard Father/College-aged Daughter scenario. Maybe I appreciate it for the possible role-playing aspects that it presents. I like the look of apprehension on the girl's face--she knows she's in for it., And I like the way the plaid skirt drapes over her bottom. It defines the bottom without having to reveal it. And it probably helps that she eminds me a little of a lady I know--a lady who should be in this position far more often than she really is.

The drawing is called "Warm Under Plaid", and judging by the stern look on the man's face, it's about to get a whole lot warmer!

So, there you have it--and now it's your turn.

If you write a blog, and are reading this--post your favorite picture! I've done it, Dave (of course) has done it, Bonnie has done it on My Bottom Smarts, Pink has done it on The Pink Report, and doubtless others have done it, too. Go check out these other offerings, including Dave's original post on The Cherry Red Report, and then post your own. It'll be fun to see what everybody picks!

And if you don't have a blog--happy browsing! I hope you enjoy the results.

Firm Hand Added

2011-10-10T22:37:00.004-05:00

As you can probably figure out from the banner above, the excellent site, Firm Hand Spanking, has been added to the blog roll. It's something I've been meaning to do, but somehow just never got around to it.

Beautiful spankees, such as Allison Miller, Samantha Woodley, Kat St. James, and Amelia Jane Rutherford grace their pages, along with some of the soundest spankings around.

You definitely should check them out. They're a top-spanking site, to be sure. They're in the blog roll under the heading, "Worth Paying For". Find them in the blog roll or go to http://www.firmhandspanking.com.

Photo Caption Fun

2011-10-07T02:00:00.002-05:00

"I think you misunderstood. I didn't say that what you needed was a red "S"...."

Another Bad Hair Day

2011-10-02T11:20:00.001-05:00

(All photos courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

http://www.firmhandspanking.com

Bad Hair Day

2011-09-29T14:26:00.006-05:00

Not only are three of these ladies having a bad hair day, but their bottoms probably aren't doing too well, either!

(Last photo unknown, first two photos courtesy of Firm Hand Spanking)

http://www.firmhandspanking.com

Dr. Ken, Beautician??

2011-09-28T00:58:00.002-05:00

Ladies, are you ready for the latest in beauty treatments? It's been studied and approved by the government of Thailand, and is available in Bangkok beauty shops. I call it "the latest", but I've also heard it referred to as an "ancient art". Take your pick and believe what you want to believe, I guess.

The technique is called "body slapping".

The name really does describe the treatment. Slapping the breasts is said to help increase bust size. Slapping the face and--what else--slapping the bottom is supposed to help firm and tone the area.

Wow. When I think of all the women I've helped make more beautiful over the last 20 years or so......I should open my own salon!

A Favorite Photo Series, Conclusion

2011-09-24T00:00:00.002-05:00

Here are the rest of the photos in the set, including one in color and a shot of the magazine cover. I hope you enjoyed it (and I still think the girl is just so gosh-darn cute! She reminds me of a lady I used to work with--sadly, she had no interest in spanking, as far as I could tell.

A Favorite Photo Set, pt. 2

2011-09-22T13:06:00.002-05:00

Here are the next 4 photos from the set.

A Favorite Photo Series

2011-09-21T01:31:00.002-05:00

Once again, I delve into my archives and pull out another favorite photo series. This one comes from Spanked magazine. i think there are a couple of photos missing, so it's not the complete photo set, but it's all the photos that I have.

This set is not particularly innovative. It's not like they've invented anything new. It's a not a spanking on a trapeze with her playing the accordian while he juggles flaming paddles and they do the Macarena.

No, it's a favorite for one very basic reason: the girl is just so gosh-darn cute!

In these first photos, she quickly realizes that this spanking isn't going to be just a few light pats over the seat of her skirt......

Celebrate!, And Girls Who Wear Glasses, pt. 2

2011-09-15T18:06:00.008-05:00

Today, my friends, happens to be my birthday. It's one of those big, annoying ones with a number that ends in "0". So I'd like to invite everybody out there to grab a glass, fill it with your favorite frosty beverage, and join me in my celebration!

Naturally, I had to ask myself, "What do I want to do for my birthday?" And since Jennifer Aniston isn't likely to show up at my door and ask for a spanking, I had to ask myself what else do I want to do for my birthday? And I decided that I would revisit a popular post of the past.

Back on February 18 of this year, I put up a post entitled, "Girls Who Wear Glasses". I noted the old saying about men seldom making passes at girls wearing glasses, and decided to debunk it by posting a few photos of bespectacled beauties. Some of the photos were spanking related, some not. I ended up by concluding that not only would I make a pass at all of them, but that girls who wear glasses are very spankable, indeed!

Well, apparently some of the commercial spanking sites are starting to agree with me. I was quite happy to look around and see that many of the recent photo shoots did, indeed, feature lovely ladies wearing lenses. So, in honor of my birthday, Im going to post some examples from around the web. Enjoy!

The first photo comes from Real Spanking Institute. The second photo is from Sound Punishment, with spankee Sandy Milton. Photo three is from Punished Brats, and the spankee there is Amaya Solice. And finally, a photo from Firm Hand Spanking featuring the lovely Amelia Jane Rutherford.

Spanking never looked so good.

Girls wjp wear glasses? Hot!

Girls who wear glasses getting their bottoms warmed? Even hotter!

The Delicious Dish

2011-09-13T02:25:00.008-05:00

This post has nothing to do with spanking, so feel free to skip it if you like. I'm going to talk about food.

One of the funniest Saturday Night Live sketches occurred back in Season 28, episode 9. The sketch was a recurring take-off of a National Public Radio program. The two hosts of the show were Margaret Jo McCullen (played by Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (played by Molly Shannon). The name of their NPR program was, "The Delicious Dish", and that night, since Christmas was fast approaching, their guest was the owner of the "Season's Eatings" bakery, Pete Schweddy (played by Alec Baldwin).

(Some of you are already nodding your heads and know the sketch I'm talking about.)

The two hosts ask him about some of his baked goods, and while he mentions things like Zuchinni Bread and Fruitcake, he must admit that the one thing that everybody seems to love are his Balls.

You can see where this sketch is going, can't you?

Needless to say, the double entendres start flying at this point. In the end, Pete can't help but comment that everybody seems to love his Schweddy Balls.

(If you're interested, I'm sure that YouTube or Hula probably have a clip of the sketch to watch. A Google search could also probably turn up a transcript.)

You may be wondering why I'm bringing this up. Well, guess what the newest flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream is called.......

The product is "Vanilla Ice Cream with a Hint of Rum & Loaded with Fudge Covered Rum & Malt Balls." Sounds like a winner to me!

I bet you just can't wait to get your hands on some.....

September 11th

2011-09-11T14:52:00.001-05:00

Birthday Wishes

2011-09-08T01:23:00.002-05:00

Happy birthday to the lovely and talented Emma Watson, who turned 21 recently. Emma, of course, portrayed everyone's favorite witch, Hermione, in the highly successful Harry Potter movies. She also appeared on my fantasy list of the Top Ten Female Celebrities I'd Like To Spank for the very first time this year.

Hopefully, the friends helping her celebrate are familiar with the tradition of a "birthday spanking". And, hopefully, they gave her the full benefit of that tradition.

And--also hopefully--one of those friends just happened to have a camera handy.........

Happy birthday, Emma!

Labor Day

2011-09-05T22:39:00.005-05:00

"You see that white area back there? Your 'labor' for the day is to make it all nice and red. Think you can handle that?"

I hope all my U.S. readers had a wonderful Labor Day!

Photo Caption Fun

2011-09-02T11:30:00.000-05:00

"Call me crazy, Lisa, but for some reason I don't think the school disciplinarian is just going to give us detention this time......"

By Way Of Illustration

2011-08-31T01:09:00.007-05:00

I mentioned in my last post that I've come to have a better appreciation of drawings and illustrations, whether the subject is a spanking or just a spankable lady. So it should come as no surprise to you that for the last few days I've been browsing through the new blogs I recently added to the blog roll.

While going through the Spanking Art blog, I came across an illustration that seemed to ring a bell. A short dive into my trusty archives found the photo on which the drawing is obvously based. Here they are--

Would you be surprised if I said I prefer the drawing?

There's nothing wrong with the photo, mind you. It's a lovely example of a "spankable"--a photo of an attractive lady and her bottom. In this case, she's lowering her panties, and hopefully somewhere off-camera is a man rolling up his sleeves and positioning a solid straight-backed chair in the middle of the room. It's the kind of photo that any Top would look at and wish he could have the lady over his knee for the next 30 minutes. There's an archway with a sconce, shelves with various items and knickknacks on it, and a covered armchair that is mostly hidden behind the subject of the photo.

The illustration eliminates all of that.....except, of course, for the girl.

By removing the wall, the shelving, the chair--in fact, all the background--the drawing eliminates all the distractions and forces us to focus solely on the subject at hand, namely the form of the lady. Against a stark white background, it's a much more powerful image. It's strength comes from it's simplicity. We can use our imagination to place her anywhere, in any setting we desire. It does what a good drawing can do--it captures a moment, and it establishes a mood, sometimes better than a camera can.

Which comes off the best? For me, the drawing is the clear winner between the two. But go back, look at both pictures, and judge for yourself......

Thanks, And Linking Up

2011-08-27T00:48:00.002-05:00

To begin with, I'd like to thank Chross for naming Monday's post, "Very Kinky Star Trek", as one of his Spankings Of The Week!!

Whenever he's kind enough to do that to one of my posts, I'm always tempted to go back to the post and edit it so that the first line acknowledges the honor. You know, something like, ****Selected by Chross as a "Spanking of the Week"****. So far I've managed to restrain myself, but it's tempting.

Someone else who has been kind enough to grace this blog with a few comments has been kiwigirliegirl. To return the kindness, I've added her blog, love honour and obey, to the blog roll. It's listed under "More blogs I enjoy"

She's not the only addition to the blog roll, however.

When I first discovered my interest in spanking, and was old enough to start finding material to feed that interest, I must confess that I gave short shrift to spanking illustrations. I wanted photographs, actual pictures of people participating in This Thing We Do. Even if the pictures were obviously posed, or bordered on the ridiculous, I felt it was better than a drawing. (And some of those photo sets were ridiculous--every picture had spanker and spankee in a different position, and in every picture the spanker was using some kind of different implement--a vase, a golf club, a snowshoe.....just total nonesense.) Still, it was an actual picture of actual people actually spanking. No drawing, I thought, could measure up.

Boy, was I wrong!

Maybe my early opinion had been formed on a few pictures by a poor artist. Maybe the illustrators got better as I got older. Or--more likely--my tastes simply changed as I got older and got more involved in the spanking scene, and also got the chance to actually discover the joys of taking a lady over my knee first hand. Whatever the reason, I began to look at illustrations with a new and more appreciative eye.

Discovering the wonderful work of the artist known as Endart certainly helped.

I still enjoy photos and photo sets if they're done well, but now I'm also a huge fan of drawings depicting the various aspects of spanking. Consequently, I've added a few new links to the blog roll under the heading of "Picture Blogs". I suspect I'll continue to search the blog rolls of other sites to come up with more additions.

For some wonderful pictures and drawings, the new links are:

Spanko4Life, Spanking Art, and the similarly named Spanking Art Photoblog.

Be sure to visit these sites, browse around and enjoy what they have to offer. Leave a comment and let them know you appreciate their efforts.

The weekend's just starting. Proceed at your leisure.....

Keeping The Boss Happy--

2011-08-25T03:01:00.003-05:00

--Although, now that I think about it, I can't help but wonder......which one is "The Boss"?

Very Kinky Star Trek

2011-08-22T01:35:00.002-05:00

At the most recent Chicago Crimson Moon spanking party, I walked into the party room and the first thing I saw was a very lovely lady in an outfit I can only describe as corsetted black latex (which is probably a horrible description of what it actually was).

Someone near me said, "Quite the outfit, wouldn't you say?", and I replied, "Yes, indeed. Like very kinky Star Trek."

The lady was kind enough to laugh at that, and then offered up her own version of very kinky Star Trek in the form of the Star Trek: Voyager character Seven of Nine, played by Jeri Ryan. My reacation, of course, was "Don't get me started on Seven of Nine." I mean, I used to watch that show just for the scenes of Seven of Nine walking away from people in her form-fitting uniform.

(I just saw Jeri Ryan in an episode of Warehouse 13. No skin tight outfights, but the woman still looks darn sexy.)

The talk of Seven of Nine and Star Trek put me in mind of two Endart drawings that I really like, so I thought I'd post them both here. I'm sure it comes as no suprise that the first one is my favorite of the two.

A Significant Date

2011-08-17T01:44:00.002-05:00

August 16th was another one of those important dates in pop culture history.

It is the anniversary of Elvis Presley's death, back in 1977. And it's also the birthday of Madonna, who turned 53 years old. Hopefully, she found lots of people willing to dole out her birthday spanks.

To mark these events, I suggest taking the weekend to watch Blue Hawaii while playing Madonna's Hanky Panky in the background.....

A Word Of Warning

2011-08-14T05:30:00.002-05:00

"I think something's trying to tell me not to bend over like this......especially with you holding that belt!"

A Favorite Photo Set Conclusion

2011-08-12T02:50:00.002-05:00

Here are the last two pictures I have in the series, in color this time. Thanks for sticking around the last few days as I got it all posted. And thanks to Chross, who named this photo series as one of his "Spankings of the Week"! That didn't hurt a bit, now, did it? (Granted, the lady in the photos might have a slightly different opinion on that....)

A Favorite Photo Set, pt. 3

2011-08-11T00:58:00.002-05:00

Here are the last of the black and white photos from this set. I'll post the two color photos tomorrow.

A Favorite Photo Set pt. 2

2011-08-10T02:23:00.003-05:00

Here are 5 more from the photo set. I'll have 5 more to post after this, plus two color photos.

I hope you're liking this series. I know I am!

A Favorite Photo Set

2011-08-09T02:54:00.003-05:00

When you have as many photos archived as I have--not a lot compared to others, perhaps, but still a great number--it's hard to point to a few and call them "favorites". They're all favorites, actually, or else I wouldn't have bothered to download them and keep them. Stiil, there are some photos or photo sets that I tend to like more than others.

One of those sets starts below. I doubt that it's a complete set--I almost never have complete sets--but there's still a good number of pictures. I'll try to post all I have of the set as the week goes on.

A beautiful blonde, a beautiful bare bottom being spanked--definitely the sort of photos that get to me.

Enjoy!

Happy Birthday, Lucille Ball

2011-08-06T02:21:00.002-05:00

Today would have been Lucille Ball's 100th birthday, Everyone take a tablespoon of Vitameatavegamin in her honor!

This year also marks the 60th anniversary of the classic TV show (and Domestic Discipline icon), I Love Lucy.

Here's a little fun fact for you: Even now, 60 years after it's debut, at any given minute of any given day, I Love Lucy is on the air somewhere around the world. That's quite a testimony to the timeless quality of this classic situation comedy.

The theme song for the show is also very well known after all these years--you could probably start humming it without having to search your memory for long. But did you know that there are lyrics to go along with the music? In an episode called, "Lucy's Last Birthday", Ricky, her husband, surprises her with a birthday party at the club. He tells her he has a special present for her, and asks if she'd like to hear it. Her response is a surprised, "Hear it?", and Ricky sings:

"I love Lucy and she loves me
We're as happy as two can be
Sometimes we quarrel but then
How we love making up again

Lucy kisses like no one can
She's my Mrs. and I'm her man
And life is heaven you see
'Cause I love Lucy
Yes I love Lucyand
Lucy loves me."

So happy anniversary to the show and happy birthday to Lucille Ball. I think that calls for something special, don't you, Ricky?

I'm Back! And, Spankable Celebrities # 10

2011-08-02T02:11:00.003-05:00

After a 12-day self-imposed hiatus (also referred to as a "vacation"), which included attending the Chicago Crimson Moon Summer Spanktacular, I'm back. I think this is the longest amount of time I've ever gone between blog posts, but I decided if I was going to do a holiday getaway, then I would get away from everything, and that included blogging. So....did you miss me?

Did you even know I was gone?

I thought that I would begin by tying up a loose end. I started my Top Ten fantasy list of female celebrities I would love to spank back in January of this year. The only rules I had were that the celebrity had to be someone currently alive, and no reality stars. I started the list off with two names that have been on my list for a number of years. Rather than keep listing the same old people over and over again, I challenged myself at that point to start coming up with new names, ladies that had never been on my list before. You can go back through the archives to find numbers 1 through 9.. I won't try to list them here.

I had two names rattling around in my head for the 10th person on the list, but I couldn't really decide between them. And then, as often happens, a third choice occurred to me, and I knew right away she was going to be my selection.

She's a lovely actress with a real woman's body. When the producers of her TV show, Modern Family, told her to lose 10 pounds for the role, she told them "No." She likes her curves, she said, and I have to agree with her.

Spankable celebrity # 10 is Sofia Vergara. If you need convincing, just look at the photos posted below.

The first two are from about 10 years back, taken from a magazine photo shoot for Maxim UK. The last two are from a Diet Pepsi commercial that ran this past year. I have no idea why you would hide something that lovely under a gauzy blue scarf.

Thankfully, the blue scarf doesn't do a very good job of covering up! The last photo should make every spanker stand up and salute......

Phot Caption Fun, Bonus Edition

2011-07-21T02:43:00.008-05:00

I wound up creating two captions for the picture below, and couldn't decide which one to use--so I thought I'd post both of them and let you pick the one you like the best!

Or you could just make up your own...........

A) ....And if you stare at it long enough, a 3-D image of a lady being spanked will emerge....

OR

B) Where's Waldo?

And The # 1 Reason To Give Someone A Birthday Spanking....

2011-07-17T09:00:00.000-05:00

...........Because it's there!

Maybe It's Just My Imagination....

2011-07-15T02:10:00.002-05:00

Let's see--one person has the legs wrapped up, the girl on the right has a deathgrip on an arm....you'd almost think this person didn't WANT a birthday spanking.....

And No Grass Stains

2011-07-13T03:52:00.006-05:00

You know, there's nothing wrong with an outdoor birthday spanking.......

....but seriously, wouldn't it be better to go indoors where you can pull those pants down or the skirt up and do it properly?

By The Book

2011-07-08T02:28:00.002-05:00

Xanth is a land of magic....and puns. Lots and lots of puns.

Xanth coexists with our world, which the citizens of Xanth call "Mundania". It is most easily accessible around peninsulas, but the actual entrance points can be hard to find. Over the years, there have been a few Mundanes who have stumbled into Xanth, but once there, they're not always able to find the way back. Xanthians have no trouble crossing over into Mundania, but for the most part, they don't want to. Magic exists in Xanth--everyone in Xanth has one magical ability, or talent. There is no magic in Mundania, so why go there?

The land of Xanth is the creation of author Piers Anthony. It started out as a trilogy, beginning with the first book, A Spell For Chameleon. The books proved to be popular, so the "trilogy" got expanded. At last count, there were 34 novels in the Land of Xanth series, with number 35 being readied for a 2011 release, and number 36 being written.

The land is populated by normal people (well, "normal" except for that magic thing), along with all manner of fantasy creatures--Ogres and Elves, Centaurs and Harpies, Golems and Zombies, Fauns and Satyrs, Dragons, and the odd Mundane or two who have taken up residence. It is, for the most part, a pretty innocent place. Children are protected from the "Adult Conspiracy", which includes the secret to summoning the stork.

One thing Xanth doesn't seem to have much of--and here I drag this dissertation back to the overall theme of this blog--is spanking.

Of the 28 books I've read so far, I can vaguely recall one young princess improving her behavior after recognizing a certain look from her mother. The last time that happened, her mother cast a spell on a hairbrush that followed the young girl to her room, doing what hairbrushes usually do to naughty girls.

So it was with some surprise that I found a few small references to spanking in the 28th book of the series, Currant Events.

The heroine of the story is Clio, the Muse of History. She is on a quest and, during her travels, enlists the aid of Sherlock, a man from Mundania. On their journey, they pass a boarding school. In giving it a somewhat wide berth, they discover a tower and a young lady wearing a robe and a small crown calling for help. On page 177 and 178 of the paperback published by Tor Fantasy, she explains her plight:

<<"I'm a princess in distress," she said. "I got bored with boarding school and tried to run away, so the motherboard gave me detention and the fatherboard put me in here.">>

Clio and Sherlock figure out how to free her. The buxom princess, ever so grateful.......:

<<......flung her arms around Sherlock and kissed him resoundingly, her robes trying to fall open.
For some obscure reason that disturbed Clio. "You should return to boarding school," she said. "you don't want to be late for class."
"Oh, that's right," the princess said. "I might get spanked by the disciplinary board." She ran toward the school, drawing her robe back together.
"They probably enjoy spanking her," Sherlock remarked.
"I don't understand."
"Fortunately. It's a Mundane thing. We had better move on.">>

A little later in the story, Clio confesses to Sherlock that she likes him as more than just a travelling companion. He tries to point out a few things that might be a problem, but Clio once again tells him, "I don't understand." On page 193, he replies:

<<"That is perhaps an appealing thing about you. Neither did you understand my remark about the disciplinary board enjoying spanking the princess."
"That's true. Do you care to explain?"
"The princess was a buxom lass. There are men who might like to touch her bottom under the pretext of discipline. Spanking has a special reputation when it applies to big girls.">>

Boy, ain't that the truth!

I have yet to finish the book, but if the other books in the series are any indication, that's probably all the spanking talk there is. However, as I read on, if I discover I'm wrong, I'll be sure to let you know!

Independence Day

2011-07-04T06:30:00.000-05:00

For all my readers in the United States--have a safe and sane holiday this 4th of July!

Spankable Celebrities -- # 9

2011-07-01T03:08:00.005-05:00

It occurs to me that I still haven't finished my Top 10 Celebrity Fantasy List. That's the one that often gets posted on the message boards--you know, "If you could spank or be spanked by a celebrity, which celebrity would you choose?" For me, there's too many lovely and charming actresses that I'd like to spank to choose just one, so I always list a Top 10.

This year I put some restrictions on my choices. They had to be living (no dead celebs like Marilyn Monroe, for example), and they couldn't be reality stars (no Kim Kardashian, in other words).

The first two picks were both ladies I'd selected before for my list--in fact, they've been on the list so often, they just may have taken up permanent residence there. Rather than just keep recycling previous selections, I decided that the rest of the list should be comprised of new faces (and new bottoms).

I got as far as number 8, and then, quite frankly, I got stuck. I thought I had the names for the last two spots, and then I changed my mind about them, and then I couldn't decide who to name. I could have gone back to some old, familiar selections, like Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek (Salma is another one of those who could be issued a lifetime membership card to the list.)
But again, I rejected the idea, wanting to try and come up with somebody who hadn't made the list before.

I was watching late night TV when I finally figured out who should fill the Spankable Celebrities #9 slot. I'm surpised I didn't think of her sooner. Not only is she a good candidate, but she's one of the only names on the list that has actually been spanked on camera!

Spankable Celebrity #9 is Mary-Louise Parker.

Today's Fun Fact

2011-06-29T03:49:00.002-05:00

I heard this yesterday on my favorite radio station here in the Twin Cities, MyTalk 107.1 FM--the one I sometimes call "Radio Spanko" for the number of spanking references I've heard various talk show hosts make on the air:

If you took the male scrotum, and stretched it out to the point where all the wrinkles had disappeared, it could hold a basketball.

Amazing, but true.

Sure, it has nothing to do with spanking--but just try and get that visual out of your head.....

A Poem

2011-06-21T03:51:00.004-05:00

I have been exchanging e-mails recently with someone new, and a week or so ago she sent me a poem that she had composed. All that spanking talk does tend to bring out the creativity in a person.

I enjoyed the verse, and I asked her if she had any objection to my putting it on my blog. I promised to attribute it to "Anonymous" so as to not compromise her identity in any way. Thankfully, she agreed to let me post the poem. Her husband suggested that instead of "Anonymous", a more fitting name might be "Anaughtimous".

So, here's a short poem from Anaughtimous. I hope you enjoy it, and--with any luck at all--she'll contribute more in the future.

"Now I lay me across your lap,

I hope the smacks more than a tap.

If I squirm before you're done,

I wish more heat upon my bum."

-- Anaughtimous

Breaking The Ice

2011-06-15T02:17:00.002-05:00

I recently sent in my admission fee for the Chicago Crimson Moon Summer Spanktacular. Yes, I will be there. Please feel free to come up and say "Hi" or "Hello" or "Please spank me" (the last only if you're a female).

I'm really looking forward to the party. I always do. Crimson Moon has been a great party venue, and I've met a lot of people and made a lot of friends.

A schedule of events for all nights was included, and as might be expected, one of the entries on the first night was for "ice-breaker" games. These are always a good idea, and most spanking parties around the country have them. They really help get the party started. If there are people there at their first spanking party, it helps get them involved so that they're not just sitting back and watching everyone else. The games are usually pretty simple. Cutting cards or rolling dice, for example. Other games might be a bit more elaborate.

There's one small thing that a lot of the parties get wrong, though.

Whoever is helping to get the ball rolling will announce the game and then inevitably finish by saying, "Winner spanks the loser." And that's fine--if everybody playing is a switch, that is. But what about those people who are strictly Tops, or strictly Bottoms? It totally leaves them out.

There is a very simple solution, of course, and thankfully a few party organizers have figured it out.

Have people play as a team--one Top, one Bottom.

Everyone gets a chance to play that way. If Team A wins the ice-breaker against Team B, the winning team's Top delivers the penalty spanking to the Bottom of Team B, and vice versa. If you get enough players, you should be able to pit teams of Female Tops/Male Bottoms against each other, Male Tops/Female Bottoms against each other, and people who switch can fill in where needed, playing against any team or another team of Switches. Everyone is involved, and no one has to feel left out.

And--since the idea of these games is to break the ice--you can always pair up a Top and a Bottom who don't know each other. Playing as a team helps break the ice as much as anything.

I hope all the people who throw parties will adopt this idea. Feel free to pass it along.

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Change of subject--I continue to slowly work on the blog roll, trying to bring it up to date. I most recently dropped a couple of sites. I also added a couple. Lea's Corner and The Confessions Of A Spanked Princess are now included on the blog roll. I hope you pay them a visit and enjoy them. Be sure to leave a comment and, if you get the chance, tell them that Dr. Ken sent you over.

SpankedHortic II and The Pink Report have moved to new homes on WordPress recently. I have the links to those sites updated, so you should have no trouble finding them.

And speaking of the wonderful Pink, be sure to go to the Blossom and Thorn blog to read the great interview Season and Michael did with her. They do great interviews over there. If you go back in the archives a bit, you can read the great interview they did with Bonnie of My Bottom Smarts fame. It's just one of many excellent posts you'll find there.

All In The Family

2011-06-08T18:22:00.003-05:00

The family that spanks together is a close-knit unit, indeed. Below, we see three generations of women--Sister, Mother, and even Grandma--joining forces to help a girl celebrate her "special day".

How do I join this family? Although I suspect I'd wind up paraphrasing that old aspirin commercial--"Mother, please! I'd rather spank her myself!!"

Happy Birthday, Marilyn!

2011-06-02T02:39:00.005-05:00

June 1st marked the birthday of Marilyn Monroe. She would have been 85.

At the start of this year, I began to update my fantasy list--the top 10 female celebrities that I would love to spank, given the opportunity. So far, I've done numbers 1 through 8, with two to go. I have a couple of ladies in mind for those spots, but I haven't absolutely decided yet.

I only had two rules: no reality "stars", and they had to be living. So, no Kardashians, no Snooki, and no dead actresses.

If I had ignored those rules, though, there's no question which actress would be at the top of the list.

Marilyn Monroe.

Even to this day, she is (for me, anyway) the very personification of the Hollywood Sex Symbol. She is the Gold Standard. She is the Icon.

As it frequently seems to happen in the land of sunshine and celluloid, she left us all too soon. Who knows how long she could have kept making movie--who knows what roles she could have created as she became older and wiser and more skilled in her craft? It's a shame we'll never get the chance to find out.

It's hard to imagine what Marilyn might have looked like at 85. It's perhaps for the best that the only way we can remember her now is in the way she wanted to live her life--in pictures.

Happy birthday, Norma Jean--not "goodbye".

Memorial Day

2011-05-30T11:38:00.002-05:00

For those of us in the United States, today is Memorial Day, a national holiday to honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice in service to their country. Please take a moment to remember those who helped guarantee your freedom by putting their lives on the line.

The weather is turning nicer, the promise of Summer is looming on the horizan. What better way to spend this holiday than in the great outdoors.

Picnic, anyone?

Amazed

2011-05-26T03:34:00.002-05:00

On the same day and at the same time every week, her phone rings.

She knows who will be at the other end of the line, but she quickly answers anyway. She knows exactly what he is going to say.

"You're going to get a good spanking when I get home. Be ready."

She's heard those words many times before. Sometimes the tone is light and teasing. Other times he might sound strict and firm. The effect on her, however, is always the same. A sense of nervous anticipation overtakes her. Her pulse quickens. Her breathing becomes rapid. In spite of what he's promised, she can't wait for him to arrive. Or perhaps it's because of what he promised.

Either way, it doesn't matter. There's only one thing that's important right now. When she hears his car pull into the driveway--when she sees him approaching the front steps--when she hears the keys in the door--she knows what she must do.

"Be ready."

And even after all this time, even though it still sometimes amazes her.......she hurries to obey.

Liar, Liar

2011-05-20T03:11:00.002-05:00

I don't like it when people lie to me. I'm just sayin'.......

I'm not talking about something like, "Why, no, there's no surprise birthday party for you tomorrow night." That, I can understand.

No, I'm talking about the big whoppers, the sort where you look me in the eye and flat-out tell me something that isn't true about important matters. I do not take kindly to bald-faced deception under those circumstances.

Maybe you think I can't handle it. Maybe you think you're sparing my feelings somehow by lying to me. You're wrong.

I can handle the truth. I may not be happy with what I hear, but eventually I'll work my way past it and be able to deal with it. The truth is better, pure and simple.

And as for "sparing my feelings" or not wanting to hurt me.........a noble sentiment, but just how hurt do you think I'm going to feel when I find out the truth? And the majority of the time, the truth does make itself known. Somehow or another, I find out.

And when I do.......there will be consequences. I'm just sayin'......

P.M.A.A.S

2011-05-14T01:58:00.006-05:00

Have any of you ever played the board game Balderdash?

It's a game of bluffing, guessing and just making stuff up in general. It's quite a lot of fun, actually. I seldom win, but I enjoy playing.

The game starts with someone ("The Reader") rolling the dice to selct a category. The person who rolled the dice then draws a card from the deck and reads from the appropriate category. There are five categories, and each category requires the other players, armed with pencil and paper, to answer differently.

In the version I've played, one of the categories is Words. The players are given an obscure word from the Dictionary. If they actually know the answer, they can write that down. If they don't know the answer, they make something up. Each person writes their answer down secretly, and gives their piece of paper to "The Reader".

"The Reader" then reads off all the answers that were turned in, including the correct answer which is written on the card they drew. It is then up to the players to guess which answer they heard is the correct answer.

If you knew what the Word actually meant, and wrote down the correct answer, you get a certain number of points. If you guess wrong, of course, you get no points. If someone guesses that what you wrote was the correct answer, you get a point. The points are kept track of by playing pieces moving along a track on the board. First one to the end of the track is the winner.

Other categories--

Names. You're given the name of somebody from History, usually someone pretty obscure. You have to guess or make up what they were famous for.

Dates. You're given a date in History (i.e., March 7, 1911). You guess or make up what happened on that date.

Movie Titles. You're given the name of a movie (for example, "Havana Cabana"). You try to guess the plot, or make up what the movie is about.

The final category is Initials. "The Reader" gives a set of initials--S.P.A.N.K., for example. You guess what the letters stand for or, if you don't know, you make up an answer ("Society for the Preservation of Adult Naughty Kids").

As you can see by the title of this post, I've listed a set of initials. Go ahead and guess what they stand for. (Some of you, I'm sure, already know.) I'd probably make up an answer such as The Papaya, Mango And Apricot Store.

Okay, now you know why I seldom win.

The correct answer is nothing that esoteric. It stems directly from the recent Royal Wedding, the lovely sister of the bride, and the beautiful dress she wore as Duchess Catherine's Maid of Honor.

The dress was stunning, as is she. But apparently, her role as Maid of Honor involved some stretching and bending, causing her to stretch against the fabric, resulting in photos like this--much to the delight and heartfelt appreciation of, oh, let's just say "certain members of the viewing public".

Just how appreciative were they? There is now a Facebook page devoted to her....or maybe that should be, to her bum.

And now you know what the initials stand for. Click on the picture above if you need a closer look.

Happy Mother's Day!

2011-05-08T19:28:00.006-05:00

Two Important Dates In History

2011-05-06T02:50:00.002-05:00

We just passed two very important dates on the calendar.

The first, of course, was yesterday.

May the Fifth -- Cinco de Mayo.

Cinco de Mayo (the "Fifth of May") is celebrated nationwide in the United States and regionally in Mexico, primarily in the state of Puebla. The date is observed in the U.S. as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride, and to commemorate the cause of freedom and democracy during the first years of the American Civil War.

In the state of Puebla, the date is observed to commemorate the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin.

(I got this information from Wikipedia, so hopefully it's correct.)

The other important date, of course, was the previous day, also known as "Star Wars Day".

I know some of you are thinking, "Star Wars Day???" You heard me correctly.

May the Fourth......be with you.

Feeling Nostalgic?

2011-05-03T02:12:00.004-05:00

The good old days, like Billy joel said in one of his songs, weren't always good. I think the young ladies in these drawings would probably agree with that sentiment.

It's hard to believe that some people would get nostalgic about being spanked in the long-ago-when-I-was-young days, but let's face it--some women needed that discipline and guidance. Luckily for them, these days there are plenty of boyfriends and husbands who are willing to take up where "Papa" left off!

I wonder if the artist traced or re-used the image of the spanking somehow. The spankee looks to be identical in each drawing. The spanker could be the same figure, too, with some minor changes made to his clothing, hair style and color, the glasses. It doesn't make the drawings any less enjoyable, mind you. It's just me being curious.

Click on the images to enlarge.

The Right Stuff

2011-04-29T02:47:00.002-05:00

I was at a gathering of Spankos not too long ago. (Yes, Virginia, there occasionally is such a thing.)

There's something wonderfully freeing about being among a group of spanking enthusiasts. There's an automatic bond, since we all share a common interest in This Thing We Do. And for some people, just being able to say the word "spanking" out loud without having to worry about who hears you can be qujite a relief--not to mention a great deal of fun.

It's also a nice way to say "hi" to old friends, or some people you may have only had the chance to meet once or twice before, or meet somebody new. I had the opportunity to finally meet someone that I'd been exchanging e-mails with for a while. I'm happy to say that she was every bit as charming, cute and yes, as spankable as her messages seemed to indicate. I highly recommend gatherings like this to anyone who has some interest in spanking. Maybe it's a munch....maybe it's a party.....maybe it's something else. But if you're a spanko at heart, you need to get out and meet other spankos. You'll be glad you did.

Anyway............

I was standing in a small group. A very nice lady--a bottom-- next to me was verbally sparring with a gentleman who had just arrived, just in a joking manner. It was just good-natured fun. As he started to walk away, he made one final comment that I'm sorry to say I didn't hear, and the lady called out after him, saying, "I'll have you know I've worked hard to be this way!"

I put my hand gently on her shoulder and said, "In that case, you should probably be spanked hard, too."

Her response was a big smile as she excitedly clapped her hands together.

I don't know about you, but I'd call that, "having the right attitude"............

A Few Favorites

2011-04-21T01:48:00.012-05:00

The other day I was going through my oldest picture archive, trying to run down some photos for a future post. As I went past a number of drawings and pictures, I found myself repeatedly saying, "I've always liked that one", or, "There's an old favorite".

It finally dawned on me that I should bundle them up and just make a post out of them. So here they are--some of my favorite old photos and at least one old drawing. Perhaps you'll spot an old familiar favorite, too.

I've been trying to see if there are similarities between these pictures (aside from the obvious ones, of course), wondering what there is about them that makes them stand out to me, makes them favorites. I confess I can't really figure it out.

Maybe that's just as well.

I think maybe it's like a joke or something that you find funny. If you start trying to break it down, trying to dissect it and discover just what it is about it that makes you laugh, by the time you're done, you don't find it funny anymore.

The same might be true about spanking pictures. Don't try to figure out why you like them--just enjoy them.

So --enjoy!

Thinking Big

2011-04-19T02:15:00.002-05:00

Told to go "get a switch" for her spanking, Carolyn soon realized that she was, perhaps, being a tad overambitious........

Spankable Celebrities -- # 8

2011-04-14T01:56:00.009-05:00

If you've been reading this blog for a while, you know that I've been updating my list.

You all know the list I mean. It's the "If I could spank (or be spanked by) any celebrity, who would I pick?" list that's so popular on all the spanking message boards. Since it's difficult for me to pick just one, I always do a Top Ten list, and it felt like it was time for a 2011 version.

I started my "Who would I spank?" list with two ladies who have made my list before--and, to be perfectly honest, they both will probably continue to make the list for several years to come. After them, however, I made a conscious decision to try and bring some new names onto the list, ladies that I'd never picked before. It's actually been a bit difficult--and yet, fun at the same time. There's nothing like new blood (or new bottoms) to keep a man feeling young.

You can go back through the past months to find out who the first seven were, but as for the eighth--it's Katherine Heigl.

Katherine Heigl is probably best known for Emmy Award-winning performance on the TV show, Grey's Anatomy. Sadly, she's probably also best known for publicly blasting the show's writers regarding subsequent storylines. No real surprise, then, that she's now off the show and concentrating on her movie career. She's found steady work in many Romantic Comedies, such as Knocked Up, 27 Dresses, and The Ugly Truth. That last film saw her co-star, Gerard Butler, give her a whack on the bottom on two seperate occasions. Not exactly highlight reel material, but I enjoyed it.

I've made no secret of the fact that, when I'm playing with someone, I like to see reaction. The look on the face, the kick of the legs, the squirm of a body, the soft little intakes of breath or whimpers as the swats continue to land are all things that I enjoy. The worst person to play with is someone who just takes it all stoicly and doesn't move, doesn't say anything. I actually get bored.

And that's one reason why Katherine Heigl makes this list--her reactions. She has an amazinly expressive face. I've watched her in many scenes, and you can practically tell exactly what her character is thinking and feeling just by watching her face and the accompanying body movements. It's what all actors and actresses try to do, but not all are as successful. I can't help thinking she would be incredibly fun to watch in a mainstream spanking scene.

Maybe one of the Grey's Anatomy scribes could write one for her.

"I'm ready for my spanking, Mr. DeMille."

Q And A

2011-04-10T03:34:00.003-05:00

Yes.

Next question?

Meanwhile, At "The Pink Report"......

2011-04-07T02:04:00.017-05:00

In an April 5th post called "Direct Hit" on The Pink Report, this photo was used to illustrate the entry.

This has always been one of my favorite photos. Not because of the models. The guy is kind of--well--dorky-looking. No, I think I enjoyed it because of the setting. A public spanking in a movie theater? Probably nothing I would ever dare do in reality, but the thought of it certainly stirs the imagination.

When I saw this photo, my memory stirred a little bit, and I seemed to recall that there was at least one other photo of this scene--one I was sure I had in my archives somewhere. It also seemed to me that the two pictures were somewhat similar--the mysterious "other" photo didn't differ too much from the first one. I started combing through my files trying to run it down, and I eventually succeeded.

It turns out I was right on both counts. There was a second photo, and it wasn't too different from the first. The shot was a little closer to the subjects, in a little tighter. You couldn't see the floor at all. The man's hands were placed differently, and the woman's body was in a slightly different position. Here's the other photo and you can see for yourself:

I did make one change to the file. The original file of the second photo had, for some reason, been flipped around so that the spankee's head was to the right side of the photo, rather than facing to the left as in the first photo of this scene. I've always hated it when that happens in a photo set. Are we supposed to believe the spanker stopped and said, "Okay, now get up and go across my lap the other way so I can spank you with my other hand"? As a spanker with years of experience, I can assure you that doesn't happen. So I took the second photo and created a "mirror image" of it for the sake of consistency. The lady now faces the same way in both shots.

It's a minor detail, and maybe I'm the only one it bothered--but what the heck, it's my blog.

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One final note: Speaking of blogs, I have added a new blog to the blogroll at the right. Raven Red is now on the list. Be sure to take a look at this fine blog, and remember to tell them, "Dr. Ken sent me."

Photo Caption Fun

2011-04-05T02:11:00.004-05:00

"Didn't he say he'd spank both of us if we had another pillow fight?"

"Yes, he did.......maybe if we make more noise.......?"

Rihanna

2011-03-31T02:34:00.013-05:00

The latest issue of Rolling Stone features singer Rihanna on the cover, as well as in an in-depth interview. Turns out the lovely lady has a kinky side that includes her being on the receiving end of a good bottom warming.

She tells Rolling Stone:

"Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun," she says. "You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your sh*t. That's fun to me. I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun."

You shouldn't plan on making a big elaborate production out of it, however.

"I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned--you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs. I'd rather have him use his hands."

My, my, my. After reading all that, I just might have to go out and buy one of her CDs........

Catching Up On TV, part 2

2011-03-30T02:22:00.008-05:00

The amazing thing about my last post isn't the spanking reference from the show How I Met Your Mother. The amazing thing is that there was also a little something for the spanking enthusiast on the show I recorded prior to it, meaning that I had something to appeal to my inner spanko two shows in a row. The show I had recorded first was an episode of Desperate Housewives with a little spanko interaction between Carlos and Gabrielle, played by the lovely Eva Longoria.

(Eva Longoria, at ease and at beach volleyball)

In the episode, Carlos discovers that Gabrielle has been blowing off her appointments with her therapist and has instead been spending the time at the spa. He leaves the house like a man on a mission, and we, the viewers, have a pretty good idea where he's going.

The next scene shows Gabrielle on a massage table, wrapped in a towel. The door opens and someone comes in. Gabby assumes it's time for her massage and, without looking up, instructs the person to start on her shoulders, as she's feeling a little tense. We see a pair of hands grip her shoulders and really dig in. Gabby complains and asks the person to lighten up. The hands just seem to grip her shoulders harder. She finally rises up slightly, waving the hands away, and tells him to forget the shoulders, let's start somewhere else.

At which point we hear Carlos say, "Okay. How about the glutes?", and he gives her a whack on the backside.

(Anybody here really surprised to find out the hands belonged to Carlos? I didn't think so.....)

Eva Longoria oversells the swat, in my opinion. She bucks on the table, hair flying. As a longtime spanker, I can tell you the swat she got was nowhere near hard enought for that reaction. Still, she is an actress, after all, and she acted the hell out of that one smack.

Carlos proceeds to scold her and lets her know in no uncertain terms that she'll be keeping her therapist appointments. Gabby reluctantly agrees, but isn't ready to leave right that moment, as she's still too tense. She lies face down on the table again and tells Carlos, "A hundred bucks if you finish what you started."

At which point Carlos gives her bottom another spank and tells her, "That one's for free."

Her reaction to this swat, by the way, is perfect. Her head comes up, mouth open, a small intake of breath. It's the perfect response to Carlos's action.

I must say, ever since Desperate Housewives started, I've been waiting and hoping that Carlos would go all Ricky Ricardo to Gabrielle's Lucy. We still haven't had a full-out spanking--and this might be as close as we get--but it was enjoyable for what it was.

So there was that on Sunday night, and then the Alyson Hannigan comment from How I Met Your Mother on Monday night. I can't wait to see what I recorded Tuesday! Maybe cheerleaders Brittany and Santana get sent to the Principal's office for a paddling on a very special episode of Glee?

Fingers crossed.......

Catching Up On TV

2011-03-26T13:41:00.005-05:00

I know I've mentioned this before, but it bears repeating: I watch a lot of TV.

I also record a lot of TV shows, but I don't always get around to watching them in a timely manner--usually because I'm watching something else. For example, I just recently got done watching the Season 1 and Season 2 DVDs of Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. While I was doing that, though, my normal TV shows were piling up. Consequently, I think I'm only caught up to about Valentine's day, which puts me six weeks behind everybody else. It also means that anything I happen to see or hear, spanking-wise, has very likely already been reported on by myriad other blogs. Still, as an old advertising campaign once said, it's "new to me", so I'm going to tell you about it anyway. Who knows? You might have somehow missed it, too.

I came across this reference on the show, How I Met Your Mother, courtesy of the character Lily, played by the lovely Alyson Hannigan.

In this episode, Lily is sitting with her friends Ted, Barney and Robin at their favorite hangout. Lily's husband, Marshall, is back in Minnesota helping his Mom deal with things after the death of his Dad. Lily misses him, to put it mildly.

Ted is telling them about his new girlfriend. He explains that they're taking things slow, and announces that she invited him over to her place to bake cookies. The three friends all agree that "baking cookies" is just another way of saying, "booty call". Ted seems incredulous, and asks if they're sure that's what his girlfriend meant.

Lily replies (and just how much Lily misses Marshall becomes evident about halfway through her comment), "Are you kidding? You're in the kitchen, it's getting hot, you start licking stuff off each other's fingers, before you know it she's bent over the marble island and you're spanking her with a rubber spatula and she's screaming, 'Stop, Marshall, stop', but that's just code for 'Harder!'"

There's an awkward pause as Lily catches her breath and then Ted says, "Marshall's been gone a long time, hasn't he?"

Lily's reply is a heartfelt, "So long......."

Besides being funny, I was glad to see this because way back in the first season of the show--the very first episode, for that matter--Lily had made a reference to Marshall's being reluctant to spank her as hard as she liked. I'm glad to see the writers haven't forgotten about that. Hopefully, they'll remember it come future episodes!

And it's nice to know that Marshall is just another Spanko from Minnesota.

Photo Fun

2011-03-23T00:56:00.002-05:00

"No, I said, "I forgot your lousy lei", not "You're a lousy......."

"What do you mean, you're going to spank me anyway?"

It's March 17th....

2011-03-17T02:24:00.004-05:00

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!!

The wearing o' the green......

The drinking o' the beer......

The smacking o' the bum......

Good times!

A Serious Moment....

2011-03-13T03:22:00.002-05:00

No stories this time.

No pictures.

No jokes.

No spankable celebrities.

I just want to take a moment to tell my readers from Japan (yes, this blog does get visitors from Japan) that my thoughts and prayers are with you, as well as the people in Hawaii, and with everyone who has been devastated by the recent earthquake and tsunami.

Be careful. Be safe.

Same Old Same Old

2011-03-11T03:31:00.002-06:00

Yes, it was just another day filled with the same old boring routine at the School Disciplinarian's office.....

A Cure For Winter

2011-03-07T19:45:00.003-06:00

It's March in Minnesota.

Spring may be just around the corner, but for those of us living here in the Upper Midwest, we know there's still a whole lot of Winter to get through yet. March can often be the stormiest month of the season.

Take this week, for example. We had a couple of inches of snow here Sunday into Monday, with more light snow called for on Tuesday, 2 to 4 inches of snow possible on Wednesday, and come Friday night, another 1 to 3 inches of snow could fall.

What can we possibly do to pass the time on such a snowy week?

Well, yes.....that's certainly one idea.........

Easily Amused

2011-03-02T03:21:00.007-06:00

If you're standing in the checkout line at the grocery store and need to amuse yourself for a moment or two because the woman in front of you is disputing the price of an item with the cashier, or going over the receipt item by item because she's convinced she's been overcharged, or she's waited until the cashier has finished ringing up all of her purchases and only now starts digging in her purse for her checkbook--grab the March issue of Maxim magazine and turn to their photo shoot of actress Carly Craig.

On page 88, which is the left page, there's a half-page photo of Carly resting (more or less) on her side.

On page 89, which is the right page, there is a photo of her looking somewhat underdressed while wielding a ping pong paddle.

What's so amusing about that, you ask? Well, if you look at the two pages as a whole, with the photos side by side to each other......

....it looks like she's about to give herself a swat with the ping pong paddle! (Okay, you have to use your imagination a bit.....but it does!)

Whoever does the page layouts for Maxim is either a bit of a spanko, or just has a great sense of humor! Or maybe, as the title of this post suggests, I'm just easily amused......

One Attitude Adjustment, Coming Up!

2011-02-25T01:26:00.003-06:00

"All right, Mr. Bossy-pants, I got dressed the way you wanted me to and I'm standing the way you wanted me to........

".......Now what?!?"

Subtracting And Adding

2011-02-22T23:37:00.004-06:00

As I promised in an earlier post, I have started the process of going through the blog roll to see what blogs are being kept up-to-date, and which blogs aren't. Somewhat to my surprise, of the first ten blogs I looked at, I wound up deleting 7 of them for one reason or another.

People start blogs for a variety of reasons. They're new to spanking and want to chronicle their thoughts and experiences. They're old hands at spanking and want to share their wisdom and advice. They've started a new spanking or DD relationship and want to document it each step of the way. Or maybe they just feel they have something to say on the subject.

People stop writing their blogs for many reasons, as well. That spanking or DD relationship goes sour. They realize they don't have as much to say on the subject as they thought--and what they do have to say has already been written in hundreds of other blogs. They discover that blogging takes up too much of their time, and they just don't have the minutes or hours to devote to it anymore. They worry that, although writing under a false name, someone has figured out who they really are.

Consequently, I wind up with a blog roll of very promising blogs where the last entry is from 2009. At this rate, by the time I'm done the blog roll will consist of Pixie's blog, Devlin and Poppy's blog, Chross, Sarah Gregory, and a link to Pizza Hut.

Thankfully, while I'm dumping old blogs, new ones pop up every day. Sometimes they're not even new--they're just blogs I hadn't seen before. And if I read them and like them, then the blog roll should fill up again quite nicely.

So let me take a minute to introduce the newest addition to my blog roll, No Domme Blonde, and intelligent and funny blog from a very intelligent, funny and lovely lady. If you're familiar with it, you'll welcome it's addition to the blog roll. If you've never seen it before, click on the link and check it out. I think it'll become a favorite of yours. Please leave a comment and let the author know how much you appreciate what she's doing--and, as always, tell her that Dr. Ken sent you.

Girls Who Wear Glasses

2011-02-18T01:16:00.005-06:00

There's an old poem that's been around for a long time. It goes something like, "Men seldom make passes / At girls who wear glasses."

Quite frankly, I don't believe that for one minute, but for brief, pithy poetry it ranks right up there with "Candy is dandy / But liquor's quicker".

I think it's time to do away with that old rhyme and replace it with something closer to the truth. It's not a poem, true, but I think the new saying should be, "Girls who wear glasses....

........are so very, very spankable!"