Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Coming Soon

  Apparently I'm going to have my own TV show next year on ABC.  Every week I find naughty girls and give them a good spanking.  Considering how many naughty women there are in Hollywood, the show should run for years!

Okay, I'm kidding.  Well, sort of.

I had to smile yesterday.  I was at the car dealership having something called "Maintenance Two" performed on my car.  While in the waiting area, I saw an ad for an ABC program coming this Fall starring actor Ken Jeong.  You may recognize him from the Hangover movies or from the TV show Community.

As you can probably discern from the cast photo, he plays a Doctor.  The show focuses on his practice, his marriage and his family life with all the problems and confusion and frustration that each can provide.  It is a comedy, though, so it will be played for laughs.  The show is scheduled for Friday nights.

Interestingly enough, Ken Jeong really is a doctor who turned to acting and is now playing....a doctor.  Just a fun fact for you.

And, of course, the reason I had to smile is because the name of the show is.....Dr. Ken.

I kid you not.  I think whoever pitched this show to the networks must be a closet spanko who reads my blog.  Or, at least, I hope so.

So remember, all you naughty ladies out there--you have an appointment with Dr. Ken every Friday.  I know exactly the sort of treatment you need.


sixofthebest said...

Congratulations DR. KEN, and I hope YOUR SHOW, is a 'spanking success'. I have always believed that the best MEDICINE a doctor can give a naughty female, is 'a good spanking on her bare bottom'.

smuccatelli said...

Well, there's at least three women who may need "Dr. Ken's" attention, plus a young boy (not your cup of tea, I know) who may require some correction from his mother or his father's nurse. The daughter looks especially mischievous too... ;-)

jimc said...

Considering all the reality shows out there SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE; BULLSEYE; BIG BROTHER; ETC. It would be a sure fire hit esp. with the title SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SPANK; BOTTOM BULLSEYE; BIG BROTHER AND THE OTK MACHINE; DR. KEN ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS ON SPANKING and AMAZING SPANKINGS. It would be a new wave of reality shows. Have fun with your show and hope it is a success (Pitch it the networks). Have a great day.

Dr. Ken said...

smuccatelli -- The three women do look like inviting candidates, don't they?

Jim -- In truth, I abhor most reality shows, and wouldn't want to pollute the TV screens any further. I'd have to pitch it to Cable--maybe SpikeTV--since I'm sure the mainstream networks wouldn't touch it. I wouldn't mind being a judge on, "SO YOU THINK YOU SPANK", though. The "DR. KEN" program is scheduled for Friday nights, which usually means slow death for any program, so we'll have to wait and see how it does.