Am I the only one who laughs (or at least grins) when he sees the current TV commercial for Knorr Pasta Sides?
A woman walks into her kitchen. She's dressed in a chef's coat, and is carrying an overcoat which she hangs up on a rolling pin handle that is protruding from it's holding place.
The voice-over announcer says, "Imagine using things in your kitchen in a different way....". And at this moment, she reaches up to a hanging kitchen implement rack and takes down a wooden spoon......
Oh, yeah, Mr. Announcer--I have no trouble imaging that being used in a "different way"!
Do you suppose the Knorr advertising people have a Spanko on the staff? :-)