Thursday, June 28, 2012

Fifty Shades Of Oprah



  "You get a spanking!  And you get a spanking!  And YOU get a spanking!!  Everybody gets a spanking!!!......"



Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Would You Believe....?

If you've read this blog for any length of time, you know my preferences.  I'm a Spanker, or Top, or whatever you want to call it, so I tend to write from a M/F perspective.  The photos I use on the blog tend to reflect that, as well.  They're either photos of attractive women with very spankable bottoms, or actual spanking photos with women being on the receiving end.  The spanker may be male or female, but the spankee is almost always a woman..

So this post is a bit of a departure from that format.....but it is spanking related, and therefore something I probably should cover.

Would you believe....a M/M spanking on mainstream TV?  It happened this past year on the FOX series, Raising Hope, a half-hour comedy.  The episode was entitled, "Spanks Butt, No Spanks" and originally aired on March 13, 2012.

Jimmy Chance (played by Lucas Neff) is a single parent, raising his daughter, Hope, with the help of his parents, Burt Chance (Garret Dillahunt) and Virginia (Martha Plimpton).  They all live together in the same house.  Lately, Hope has started to act up, disobeying, not eating her vegetables and breaking things.  Both Virginia and Burt tell Jimmy that he has to spank Hope, but Jimmy is very reluctant.  Like a lot of parents, he wants to be friends with his daughter and is worried that if he spanks her, she'll hate him.

Jimmy is surprised when Virginia and Burt reveal that they spanked him, and he turned out all right.  He doesn't remember the incident at all.  Virginia relates how, when he was a little older than Hope, he wouldn't eat his vegetables, ate too many sweets, wouldn't pick up his toys, etc.  They concluded that a spanking was in order.  Burt took Jimmy into a room and shut the door.  Virginia couldn't bear to watch, but she stood outside the door and listened as the smacks and yells came from inside the room.

After that, Jimmy was as good as gold.  He did have an annoying tendency to say things like, "I ate all my vegetables.  Please don't spank me", or, "I cleaned my room.  Please don't spank me".

Convinced by that story, Jimmy finally takes Hope into her room, and is on the verge of disciplining her when Burt suddenly bursts into the room, telling him not to do it!

It turns out the whole story was, in fact, a lie.  Burt never spanked Jimmy.  He just clapped his hands and told Jimmy to yell so his Mom would think he was being spanked.  He also made Jimmy promise to be good from that point on so that she'd never find out.  Now that the truth is out, Hope is spared.

Burt then goes and confesses to Virginia, finally admitting the truth to her.  Their immediate reaction is, "Oh, well, no harm done"....until they really stop to think about it.  Virginia points out that Jimmy still doesn't eat his vegetables, eats too many sweets, has a messy room

Things come to a head a short while later at dinner time.  Jimmy starts to leave the table and is told he has to finish eating his vegetables first.  He refuses.  Burt insists.  Things escalate until Burt reaches the end of his rope, and he grabs Jimmy, turns him over his knee right there in the kitchen, and starts to spank him, commanding, "Eat your vegetables!"

It doesn't go on for very long until Virginia suddenly interrupts them, telling them to look at Hope. 

Hope has approached the table by Jimmy's plate....and is starting to eat the vegetables from Jimmy's plate.  They all realize what is going on--Hope has seen what happened to Jimmy, doesn't want it to happen to her, and consequently is eating what she should.

This new system works quite well.  Burt and Jimmy, for example, enter Hope's messy play area, toys strewn about.  Jimmy bends over, and Burt lightly applies some swats, saying, "Pick...up...your....toys."  And Hope, wishing to avoid the same treatment, starts picking up her toys.

It's played for laughs, fo course, and is a funny bit to build an episode around. M/M spanking isn't exactly my thing, as I mentioned, but you still might want to look for it in any Raising Hope reruns during the summer months.




Thursday, June 14, 2012

Around Town

You really can't escape the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades Of Grey.  It's mentioned on the TV and the radio.  The trilogy has been ranked number 1, 2 and 3 on the New York Times Bestseller list.  The author has shown up on talk shows, and recently got paid very nicely as another printing of the book--750,000 more copies, to go with the original run of 250,000--got under way.  Universal has bought the movie rights, and everyone is having fun speculating on who might get the lead roles.  (Jennifer Love Hewitt has come out and said she'd love to play the female lead.  While I have nothing against Love being spanked--heck, I'd be happy to do it myself--I can't help but feel that she's totally wrong for the part of Anastasia.  Plus, at 33, Love is probably too old for the part.  Hollywood is probably better off finding two unknowns for the leads.)

With all that going on, some of you may be wondering how to get in on all the fun.  Maybe you're a closet spanko--you've thought about it, fantasized about it, but have never had the nerve to actually do anything about it.  Curiosity is getting the better of you.

Well, if you live in Minnesota--and more specifically, the Minneapolis/St. Paul and suburbs area--might I suggest a place called Smitten Kitten?

Smitten Kitten is an adult shop located on 30th and Lyndale Ave. South near Minnepolis.  Get that old image of "an adult store" out of your head.  The staff is friendly, welcoming and knowledgeable and--to quote from an ad they ran about a year ago--they don't sell crap, just quality products.  And they're well stocked on all things Grey.

If you've been looking for copies of the book, they have them.  And if you're looking to get into a little more than just spanking, they have all the accessories to make your Grey dreams come true.  You can go to their store or order online.  For products, address, and business hours, check them out online at:

http://www.smittenkittenonline.com/

And in case you're wondering--no, I don't have a deal with the store owner;  no, I won't be there giving autographs or demonstrations (although I rather like the idea).  No, my only interest is to see more Minnesotans begin to explre the wonderful world of adult spanking.....and certainly, this is one way to get started.

Happy spanking!




Friday, June 8, 2012

News Flash

I signed on to AOL today, and of course the first thing I saw was the "Welcome" page with photos and headlines of the day.

The one that caught my eye?

"Why the hairbrush you choose matters"

Well, DUH........

Thursday, June 7, 2012

FYI

Just in case you were wondering.......

I haven't gone away.

I'm not on vacation.

I haven't lost interest in spanking.  (As if....!)

No, I've been trying to put up a new post for the last two days, and for some reason I can't get the pictures that I want to use to load.  Or, rather, the pictures seem to load, but when I try to publish the post, the program gets hung up and everything is in a state of perpetual loading that never seems to finish.

I'll keep trying.  Hang in there, folks......

Friday, June 1, 2012

Photo Fun For Friday

1st Girl:  "Told you we should have asked permission before taking the car...."

2nd Girl:  "Oh, shut up......"