Saturday, September 15, 2012
Happy Birthday To Me
Yes, you read that right. Today is my birthday. I'm 61 years young.
(You know you're really getting old when you start using phrases like, "I'm (X) years young.")
Needless to say, I have no intention spending the day blogging. So I'm taking the day off.
If you really want to help me celebrate, here's what you can do--spank someone.
Or get spanked by someone.
Or both. Your choice.
It does have to be consensual, though. Don't just start whacking random strangers on the street.
Or, you could just leave a comment to this post and say, "Happy birthday". Believe me, I'd appreciate and enjoy that just as much--almost as much as an actual slice of the cake in the picture above....
Have a wonderful weekend, everybody! I know I will!