Monday, May 21, 2012

The Top Ten List 2012--The Last One

I told you I wasn't going to take months and months, to finish this list, like I did last year, and I've kept my word.  It only took a matter of weeks.  Still, it wasn't easy.  I had to resist the urge to use some of my old favorites, like Jennifer Aniston and Halle Berry--two names that have been on my fantasy spankee list for years. 

(Speaking of Halle Berry, I recently rented the movie New Year's Eve, in which she plays a nurse.  There's a nice little moment in the film where she's ending her shift and about to head home.  As she's walking into the nurse's station to in the back and change out of her scrubs, one of the nurses points out that there's a cake and asks her if she wants some.  Halle declines, walking with her back to the camera, and then reaches hehind her with both hands and smacks her own bottom, saying, "Don't need it>"  A really minor moment, but you can bet I rewound it and played it back a few times.)

Like las year, I was determined not to just keep reusing my favorites, and come up with some new names, and for the most part I've done that.  And the lady in the last slot fits that description, too.  I'm pretty sure it's her first time on this list, but hey--if she's good enough for George Clooney, she's good enough to spank.  So Number 1 on this year's list is Stacy Keibler.

Stacy was one of the wrestling Divas of the WWE a few years back, and as any female wrestler will tell you, one of the things that seems to come with the territory is that the ladies of the ring, whether they're wrestlers, or managers, or valets, or whatever title they go under, usually wind up being spanked as part of the show. It always gets a big cheer from the crowd.

That's Stacy on the receiving end in the above photo. 

Probably her biggest moment, though, came at the hands (literally) of a wrestler named The Big Show.  Not only did he turn her over his knee, he pulled her shorts down and spanked her in the center of the ring!

Any ladies out there want to be spanked in front of, oh, about 60,000 people?  No?  That's why Stacy is on the list, and you're not.
In a Playboy interview, Stacy was asked a question about S&M.  Her response was, "Whatever people do is their own business. If that's what does it for you, then that's good. I've never been to any kind of S&M club, so I don't know much about that scene. But spanking's okay. I've actually been spanked on TV a few times, and I don't mind being spanked privately, on special occasions."
Frankly, I should think that any time you get to spank Stacy Keibler, it's a "special occasion".
That's the Top Ten list for this year.  I usually restrict the list to actresses of TV and movies, with no "reality" stars or models.  But when you get someone like Kate Upton, well, it would have been difficult not to include her on the list.  And Stacy Keibler is a sports entertainment figure, so that doesn't really seem to fit my criteria either.  Wrestling is on TV every week, though, so I have no trouble including her on the list.
There are new actresses debuting in Hollywood every year, and young stars coming into their own and making that hard transition into more adult roles.  And there are plenty of established actresses who are still going strong, and the industry is beginning to realize that an older actress doesn't automatically qualify for the scrap heap.  In other words, spankos like me will always be coming up with names to put on their spanking lists.  Celebrities you'd like to spank, celebrities you'd like to be spanked by....who are some of the names on your list?

1 comment:

Lea said...

Christian Bale. But only as Batman. ;-)