It's been a while since I've done a song parody. Now seems as good a time as any to rectify that situation.
So put on your false beards, your cheap sunglasses, your spinning guitars and crank the volume on the amps up to 11! This one is done to the tune, "Sharp-Dressed Man", by ZZ Top. Feel free to play the song in the background and sing along--
She pouts when he says that "You're not too old"
She knows exactly what he's gonna do
Yeah she's in trouble, gonna pay for her pranks
But every girl's crazy 'bout a man that spanks
He sits and puts her right across his knee
She promises that she will make amends
He pulls her skirt up, gives her panties a yank
Yeah, every girl's crazy 'bout a man that spanks
The spanks fall quickly dancing cheek to cheek
She can't escape because he holds her firm
And when it's over she will show him her thanks
'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a man that spanks