My favorite radio host, drive-time diva and closet spanko was at it again yesterday.
On the Lori and Julia show (3 p.m. to 6 p.m., Monday through Friday on FM 107.1 here in Minnesota), the topic was "bedroom secrets". Lori had a different co-host this day, as Julia was on vacation, and they were talking about ways to heat things up in the bedroom. Her co-host had a list he'd downloaded from somewhere, and it was the usual stuff we've heard about--touch more often; kiss more often; make a date for sex; yada yada yada.
After listening for a bit, Lori decided that the best way to heat things up was to take the Nike approach--"Just DO it!", she said. Skip the elaborate plans, don't make it complicated, just do it.
Her co-host read another item or two off his list, and then Lori chimed in with, "I'll tell you what: Spanking!" She added, "What is it I always say? 'Does spanking the junk warm up the trunk'? She then answered her own question with, "Yes, it does."
I don't know how often she follows her own advice, but I don't think I can call her a "closet spanko" anymore...
(photo courtesy of real-life-spankings.com)