Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Day Twelve

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Twelve minutes in the corner

Eleven ping-pong paddles

Ten Loopy Johnnys

Nine Floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butts plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.


The Headmaster said...

How very interesting! (I am unsure on some of the items in your list, but the general impression is certainly favourable - full marks!)

Anonymous said...

Hi Dr. ken:
We must have been on the same wave length today, because I had a little fantasy this morning before I got out of bed about "corner time". Great song, and a lovely photo
Take care,
Andrades Girl

Hermione said...

What a wonderful Epiphany!


Hermione said...

P.S. I have a post about corner time coming up next week. So you, Andrades and I are really ESPing.


Dr. Ken said...

The Headmaster--any items you are unsure of can always be Googled. Or, perhaps, check with Wikipedia. And thanks for the kind words!

Andrades--GMTA, perhaps? (Great Minds Think Alike) Do you employ corner time in your play? In can be quite useful....

Hermione--thanks! I'm looking forward to your corner time post! As a spanker, I like assigning corner time (though I truthfully don't do it often) just because it's a wonderful opportunity for me to sit back, catch my breath, and admire my handiwork!

Mina said...

Thank you Dr Ken, this was much fun to read.


Dr. Ken said...

Mina--glad you enjoyed it!