Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Day Twelve

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Twelve minutes in the corner






Eleven ping-pong paddles

Ten Loopy Johnnys

Nine Floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butts plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

7 comments:

The Headmaster said...

How very interesting! (I am unsure on some of the items in your list, but the general impression is certainly favourable - full marks!)

Andrades Girl said...

Hi Dr. ken:
We must have been on the same wave length today, because I had a little fantasy this morning before I got out of bed about "corner time". Great song, and a lovely photo
Take care,
Andrades Girl

Hermione said...

What a wonderful Epiphany!

Hugs,
Hermione

Hermione said...

P.S. I have a post about corner time coming up next week. So you, Andrades and I are really ESPing.

H.

Dr. Ken said...

The Headmaster--any items you are unsure of can always be Googled. Or, perhaps, check with Wikipedia. And thanks for the kind words!

Andrades--GMTA, perhaps? (Great Minds Think Alike) Do you employ corner time in your play? In can be quite useful....

Hermione--thanks! I'm looking forward to your corner time post! As a spanker, I like assigning corner time (though I truthfully don't do it often) just because it's a wonderful opportunity for me to sit back, catch my breath, and admire my handiwork!

Mina said...

Thank you Dr Ken, this was much fun to read.

Hugs
Mina

Dr. Ken said...

Mina--glad you enjoyed it!