Sunday, January 4, 2009

Day Ten

On the tenth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Ten Loopy Johnnys

Nine floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson Hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

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