Thursday, January 1, 2009

Day Seven

On the seventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson hairbrushs

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.

Best wishes to one and all for a Happy New Year!


Season said...

Happy 2009, Dr. Ken, as you sting in the New Year! :-)

Dr. Ken said...

Season--just as long as the New Year doesn't try to sting back!

Mina said...

Dr Ken, happy new year to you and your family.

'Seven straps-a-singing' it!


Dr. Ken said...

Mina -- that's "Seven straps a-STINGING".
You're the one that would be doing the "singing".... :-)