Monday, January 5, 2009

Day Eleven

On the eleventh day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Eleven ping-pong paddles

Ten Loopy Johnnys

Nine floggers flogging

Eight wooden spoons

Seven straps a-stinging

Six of the best

Five Mason Pearson hairbrushes

Four fur-lined cuffs

Three martinets

Two butt plugs

And a hand-spanking over his knee.


Radha said...

I, too , have learned a lot about implements during this Xmas series, but now I'm wondering - With all this talk about education at Spanking U, you are not planning on quizzing us later, are you?


Anonymous said...

Hi Dr. Ken:
I don't know how I missed day 10, Loopy Johnnys they look very interesting. I certainly do have a lot of toy collecting to do. Little by little day at a time. Ping Pong paddles...I think they are EVIL my husband put them back in the garage where they belong Thank God.
Take Care,
Andrades Girl

Dr. Ken said...

Radha--However did you guess?!? Once I put up the final day, all female readers of this blog must report to my office. There they will have to bare their bottoms and bend over a table. Then, without looking, each and every implement mentioned in the song will be used on them until they correctly identify which is which.
For obvious reasons, this does NOT include the butt plugs (Day Two) and the fur-lined handcuffs (Day Four). Oh, and day twelve, as well.
I'm sure you'll do well. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that Lord Krishna is willing to help you prepare by making you very, very familiar with all the items mentioned

Andrades--You missed day ten? Shame on you, young lady! You may have to report to my office twice....

Mina said...

Mmm, ping pong paddles are nice, stingy but nice. They are also lovely to use.


Dr. Ken said...

Mina--I agree. And if you can play ping-pong, you know how to use the paddle for other purposes....
heck, even if you don't play ping-pong, you know how to use the paddle on a naughty girl's bottom.