Friday, December 26, 2008

The Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
A hand-spanking over his knee.

A not-so-brief note:

I got the idea to do a spanking-oriented version of The 12 Days of Christmas early in December. I knocked out the first 7 verses during a lunch hour at work. When I went home that night, I looked up the lyrics to the real song on-line, since I couldn't remember all the later verses. I like to see the original when I'm doing these songs. Sometimes the real lyrics will help suggest what my lyrics should be. In this case, it was, "Hmmm, okay, 'lords a-leaping'. So maybe a gift that begins with 'L' ". I couldn't do that with every verse, but it gave me a place to start.

Even as I was starting to jot down ideas for this parody, I was thinking to myself, "You KNOW that other people must have done this before. With all the blogs out there, someone else in the spanking community must have knocked this out." Since then, I've seen at least two other versions. Interestingly enough, they all start out with pretty much the same idea in the first verse--the first gift involves going OTK.

When you think of gifts for spankos, you naturally think of the various implements and accessories that are sometimes used. That's the way I went, and so did the other versions. As I looked at them, I noticed that in some cases we even had the same implement on the same day and, at least once, we had the same thing word for word. I briefly considered changing mine, then decided not to do it. Some form of duplication was probably unavoidable.

So, over the next twelve days, you'll get my version. The actual 12 Days of Christmas begin on Christmas Day and run through January 5th, the eve of Epiphany--so, I'm a day late in starting mine. In the long run, I don't think it makes any difference.



Radha said...

Very clever! It's seems holiday carols are quite pervertable. I love how you are extending the joy of the holiday season!

spankingbarbie said...

A hand spanking over Dr. Ken's knee? Yes please! ♥

Dr. Ken said...

Radha--Thanks! i think a lot of Christmas songs lend themselves to this kind of parody because, for the most part, they're very simple rhyme schemes with short lines. That makes it a little easier.
And if you REALLY want to extend the joy of the season, here's a suggestion: As each day goes by, plan a night of play using each of the implements or devices mentioned--if you happen to have the items named, of course. By the Twelfth day--you'll really have a fun night!

SpankingBarbie--Get those pants down and come here, young lady!

Season said...

"And if you REALLY want to extend the joy of the season. . ."

You rang? Yes, please! :-)

Can't wait to check out your blog each day to find out what the next part is going to be. As always, I love your naughty parodies.

Dr. Ken said...

Season--LOL. Down, girl....